2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college - Page 14

natedogg · #**131** 10-27-2005, 02:57 AM

I think my favorite part is

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I actually used a one-shotter of mace from my keychain (ordered it online)

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Ordered it online eh? Jesus Christ! We don't care *where* you go the mace. That little parenthetical aside made me bust a gut.

Thanks so much for this post. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. You may have a promising future as a humorist.

natedogg

phil_ivey_fan · #**132** 10-27-2005, 09:21 AM

I LIKE YOUR STYLE.

Dr. Strangelove · #**133** 03-20-2006, 08:02 AM

bump for the douchebaggity goodness

Hopey · #**134** 03-20-2006, 12:49 PM

The OP hasn't posted in 2+2 for a few months. Hopefully he's in jail.

FuriousOne · #**135** 03-20-2006, 01:00 PM

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but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.

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be honest. it's because you don't know which hole it comes out of yet, isn't it.

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this is so funny 'cause you know it's true

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First thing that came to my mind after reading.
Then I realized he wants to get pissed on >.>

Niwa · #**136** 03-20-2006, 01:04 PM

you're living the dream...

slickpoppa · #**137** 03-20-2006, 01:05 PM

HAHA, reading this post again put a smile on my face. Classic.

RiverFenix · #**138** 03-20-2006, 01:07 PM

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The OP hasn't posted in 2+2 for a few months. Hopefully he's in jail.

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He was banned and is reposting as someone else now.

Spladle · #**139** 03-20-2006, 06:53 PM

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Congratulations on fulfilling your goals, you are one sick puppy.

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Boris · #**140** 03-20-2006, 07:01 PM

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bump for the douchebaggity goodness

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Sweet bump bro.