SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

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puma,
ugly on all streets imo.

[FoldEqu1ty]

This [censored] is really affecting me


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $208.00
BB: $265.69
Hero (UTG): $460.29
CO: $207.10
BTN: $227.94

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $14.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $48.00</font>, BTN calls $34.00

Flop: ($99) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $55.00</font>, BTN calls $55.00

Turn: ($209) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $150.00</font>, BTN calls all-in for $124.94
Uncalled bet of $25.06 returned to Hero

River: ($458.88) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $458.88 ($2 Rake)

BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$228.94)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$227.94)




This is vs. Montagnais:

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $603.21
Hero (BB): $247.80
UTG: $199.00
MP: $705.37
CO: $197.00
BTN: $200.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $6.00</font>, SB calls $5.00, Hero calls $4.00

Flop: ($18) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $14.00

Turn: ($46) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $28.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $583.21</font>, Hero calls all-in for $199.80
Uncalled bet of $355.41 returned to SB

River: ($501.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $501.60 ($3 Rake)

SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight Ten to Ace) and WON (+$250.80)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Twos) and LOST (-$247.80)




This vs a 60/5 donk:

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $212.95
BB: $314.15
UTG: $12.30
Hero (MP): $236.00
CO: $258.74
BTN: $358.03

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, CO calls $8.00, 2 folds, BB calls $6.00

Flop: ($25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $18.00</font>, CO calls $18.00, <font color="red">BB raises to $38.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $228.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $250.74</font>, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $22.74 returned to CO

Turn: ($519) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($519) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $519.00 ($3.50 Rake)

CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$279.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$236.00)


There's soooo much more. I've been stacked 6 times today (1500 handss) and I'm only down a buyin and a half.

I'm going to go postal soon.

[ThePuma]

shoulda bet flop?

[jonyy6788]

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WTF IS GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD!!!!

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $202.10
UTG+1: $123.50
CO: $99.92
Button: $48.10
SB: $213.15
Hero: $176.63

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $4</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $15</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($30.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($30.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $12</font>, UTG+1 calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($54.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $24</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $102.5
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Qs Qd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 Shows 3d 3s</font>

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wtf is going through yours?

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Hero prolly scared b/c he's 175bbs deep

[jonyy6788]

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shoulda bet flop?

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WHY NOT

[FoldEqu1ty]

[ThePuma]

can some one teach me to post pics and graphs in boards instead of links

[nuggetz87]

from earlier today


masonracin: u talk it start walkin it
bonsaiking3: surprised u have time to talk JEM87
bonsaiking3: multiing so many rooms JEM87....only waiting for premiums
JEM87: whys that
masonracin: uneed to pay attention 2ur game not images
bonsaiking3: not even defending your blinds
JEM87: yes i only play AA
JEM87: and KK
Dealer: Game #11614368106: bonsaiking3 wins pot ($5.70)
bonsaiking3: no one should call any preflop raises from JEM87
bonsaiking3: seriously
JEM87: pls don't i will run u over
masonracin: aint scared
masonracin: call u with suited conncts
bonsaiking3: if you don't call his raises with his premium hands, his knit style just gets blinded out
Dealer: Game #11614383757: myweetoe wins pot ($4.75)
bonsaiking3: players like JEM87, rarely bluff or mave moves cause they always have another hand out of their 10 tables to concern themselves with
Dealer: masonracin, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
JEM87: good analysis
bonsaiking3: well its what you do
Dealer: Player has disconnected. 15 seconds added
bonsaiking3: never said it was bad
Dealer: Game #11614403619: bonsaiking3 wins pot ($5)
bonsaiking3: I and no one else here should have call a raise from you preflop unless they have a premium hand


bold part made me lol so hard [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[FoldEqu1ty]

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can some one teach me to post pics and graphs in boards instead of links

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Sure! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

1)Upload to imageshack
2)Copy the "Direct link" into the Image field in your 2p2 post. The "direct link" looks like this:
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9065/69814297vg9.jpg

And the final product looks like this, obv. without the full stops:
[im.age]http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9065/69814297vg9.jpg[/im.age]


That was fun. Sure is a nice change from being ass-raped pineapple style.

[Don Key E37]

Wow. Just tilted my ass off. started with a little .50 1, I took a couple bad beats, I mean bad. Then this. villian like 60/20/5

FullTiltPoker Game #3326343556: Table Curtis (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:41:59 ET - 2007/08/21
Seat 1: Don Key E37 ($258.30)
Seat 2: Mogwia ($278.10)
Seat 3: NickStam ($197)
Seat 4: mandori81 ($246.35)
Seat 5: jdb4_4 ($200)
Seat 6: kor44 ($553.60)
kor44 posts the small blind of $1
Don Key E37 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Ks Kc]
Mogwia calls $2
NickStam folds
mandori81 folds
jdb4_4 folds
kor44 folds
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 raises to $8
Mogwia raises to $25
Don Key E37 calls $17
*** FLOP *** [5c 9d 4h]
Don Key E37 checks
Mogwia bets $14
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 calls $14
*** TURN *** [5c 9d 4h] [4s]
Don Key E37 checks
Mogwia bets $34
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 raises to $111
Mogwia raises to $239.10, and is all in
Don Key E37 calls $108.30, and is all in
Mogwia shows [5d 7c]
Don Key E37 shows [Ks Kc]
Uncalled bet of $19.80 returned to Mogwia
*** RIVER *** [5c 9d 4h 4s] [5s]
Mogwia shows a full house, Fives full of Fours
Don Key E37 shows two pair, Kings and Fives
Mogwia wins the pot ($514.60) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
Don Key E37 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $517.60 | Rake $3
Board: [5c 9d 4h 4s 5s]
Seat 1: Don Key E37 (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 2: Mogwia showed [5d 7c] and won ($514.60) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
Seat 3: NickStam didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: mandori81 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: jdb4_4 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: kor44 (small blind) folded before the Flop

FullTiltPoker Game #3327303721: Table Tarraso (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:18:24 ET - 2007/08/22
Seat 1: deuce202 ($190.60)
Seat 2: Insomniak ($250.45)
Seat 3: Don Key E37 ($874.65)
Seat 4: TheBigTee ($488.20)
Seat 5: azn fella ($600)
Seat 6: StepsAHEAD ($600)
Insomniak posts the small blind of $3
Don Key E37 posts the big blind of $6
5 seconds left to act
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Kd Kh]
TheBigTee calls $6
azn fella folds
deuce202 folds
Insomniak folds
Don Key E37 raises to $21
TheBigTee folds
Uncalled bet of $15 returned to Don Key E37
Don Key E37 mucks
Don Key E37 wins the pot ($15)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15 | Rake $0
Seat 1: deuce202 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Insomniak (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Don Key E37 (big blind) collected ($15), mucked
Seat 4: TheBigTee folded before the Flop
Seat 5: azn fella didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: StepsAHEAD is sitting out

basically a couple more like that and then I'm doing this

FullTiltPoker Game #3327392813: Table Tarraso (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:28:51 ET - 2007/08/22
Seat 1: deuce202 ($142.60)
Seat 2: Insomniak ($240)
Seat 3: Don Key E37 ($1,076.80)
Seat 4: TheBigTee ($678.50)
Seat 5: azn fella ($678)
Seat 6: xxJKxx ($591)
deuce202 has 5 seconds left to act
deuce202 posts the small blind of $3
Insomniak posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Ah Kc]
Don Key E37 raises to $21
TheBigTee raises to $56
azn fella folds
xxJKxx folds
deuce202 folds
Insomniak folds
Don Key E37 raises to $1,076.80, and is all in
TheBigTee calls $622.50, and is all in
Don Key E37 shows [Ah Kc]
TheBigTee shows [Js Jd]
Uncalled bet of $398.30 returned to Don Key E37
*** FLOP *** [Qh 4s 2c]
*** TURN *** [Qh 4s 2c] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 4s 2c 2h] [4c]
Don Key E37 shows two pair, Fours and Twos
TheBigTee shows two pair, Jacks and Fours
TheBigTee wins the pot ($1,363) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,366 | Rake $3
Board: [Qh 4s 2c 2h 4c]
Seat 1: deuce202 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Insomniak (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Don Key E37 showed [Ah Kc] and lost with two pair, Fours and Twos
Seat 4: TheBigTee showed [Js Jd] and won ($1,363) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 5: azn fella didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: xxJKxx (button) didn't bet (folded)



ok now im stuck a lot like almost 3k. I was up about 6.5 k this month never having played higher than 2 4 and down at 2 4. Almost all winnings at 200nl. I forgot to mention a load of bad beats but u wouldnt be interested and Im to drunk and lazy to type them out. Basically it came down to me playing heads up 10 20 way way stuck and about to go busto when this happens.


FullTiltPoker Game #3327415667: Table Snub (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:31:34 ET - 2007/08/22
Seat 1: mad00house ($2,259.50)
Seat 2: Don Key E37 ($1,740)
Don Key E37 posts the small blind of $10
mad00house posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [5d 7d]
Don Key E37 raises to $60
mad00house calls $40
*** FLOP *** [6h 4s 8d]
mad00house bets $100
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 raises to $330
mad00house raises to $2,199.50, and is all in
Don Key E37 calls $1,350, and is all in
mad00house shows [Td 9d]
Don Key E37 shows [5d 7d]
Uncalled bet of $519.50 returned to mad00house
*** TURN *** [6h 4s 8d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [6h 4s 8d 5h] [3c]
mad00house shows Ten Nine high
Don Key E37 shows a straight, Eight high
Don Key E37 wins the pot ($3,479.50) with a straight, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,480 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6h 4s 8d 5h 3c]
Seat 1: mad00house (big blind) showed [Td 9d] and lost with Ten Nine high
Seat 2: Don Key E37 (small blind) showed [5d 7d] and won ($3,479.50) with a straight, Eight high

sweet I should get up for sure, only sutck about 1500, ok a couple more hands....


FullTiltPoker Game #3327426588: Table Snub (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:32:52 ET - 2007/08/22
Seat 1: mad00house ($2,000)
Seat 2: Don Key E37 ($3,459.50)
Don Key E37 posts the small blind of $10
mad00house posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Jc Jd]
Don Key E37 raises to $60
mad00house raises to $220
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 raises to $750
mad00house raises to $2,000, and is all in
Don Key E37 calls $1,250
mad00house shows [Kd Qd]
Don Key E37 shows [Jc Jd]
*** FLOP *** [6h 7h 9h]
*** TURN *** [6h 7h 9h] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [6h 7h 9h Ac] [8h]
mad00house shows Ace King high
Don Key E37 shows a pair of Jacks
Don Key E37 wins the pot ($3,999.50) with a pair of Jacks
mad00house stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6h 7h 9h Ac 8h]
Seat 1: mad00house (big blind) showed [Kd Qd] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 2: Don Key E37 (small blind) showed [Jc Jd] and won ($3,999.50) with a pair of Jacks


k right im up 500 today... piece of cake [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


yeah i know i have some problems [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] lol i know some hand historys got screwed up but really if you see me sitting at 3/6 or 5/10 late night, do me a favor and sit. at least the money will go somewhere nice [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]