SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2

[Ratamahatta]

When I play against retards/calling stations I get an urge to raise any two pf from any position. This doesn't make much sense and I don't know why I want to do it.

[ddrstel]

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When I play against retards/calling stations I get an urge to raise any two pf from any position. This doesn't make much sense and I don't know why I want to do it.

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the off chance you flop 2 pair?

[Shizzle12345]

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When I play against retards/calling stations I get an urge to raise any two pf from any position. This doesn't make much sense and I don't know why I want to do it.

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I do the same lol, thats why im down on retards

[Pat Southern]

I just put in a 200 hand session where I learned that the 2nd nuts does not, in fact, beat the nuts.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $288.40
BB: $199.80
Hero (UTG): $197.00
CO: $175.70
BTN: $145.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $7.00, SB calls $6.00, BB folds

Flop: ($23) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($23) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $14.00</font>, Hero calls $14.00, BTN folds

River: ($51) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $40.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $176.00</font>, SB calls $136.00

Pot Size: $403.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Queens) and WON (+$204.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Aces) and LOST (-$197.00)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $242.95
Hero (BB): $197.00
UTG: $679.90
MP: $197.35
CO: $402.00
BTN: $211.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, 4 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($5) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $22.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $75.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $677.90</font>, Hero calls all-in for $120.00
Uncalled bet of $482.90 returned to UTG

Turn: ($395) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($395) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $395.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Eight to Queen) and WON (+$195.00)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Seven to Jack) and LOST (-$197.00)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $39.35
BB: $203.20
UTG: $84.60
Hero (BTN): $202.35

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9.00</font>, SB calls $8.00, BB folds, UTG calls $7.00

Flop: ($29) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($29) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $18.00</font>, SB calls $18.00, UTG folds

River: ($65) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $12.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, SB calls all-in for $0.35
Uncalled bet of $11.65 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $89.70 ($2 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON (+$48.35)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine to King) and LOST (-$39.35)

Unfortunately, flush draws do beat the nuts
Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $201.00
Hero (BB): $209.00
UTG: $44.55
MP: $613.10
CO: $120.65
BTN: $1,069.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $8.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $8.00, SB folds, Hero calls $6.00

Flop: ($25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP bets $18.00</font>, BTN calls $18.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $65.00</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $175.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $201.00</font>, BTN calls $26.00

Turn: ($445) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($445) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $445.00 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ten high) and WON (+$233.00)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and LOST (-$209.00)

[shpanko]

oh so standard:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $215.85
Hero (BB): $365.05
UTG: $261.10
MP: $71.35
CO: $225.15
BTN: $35.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, MP calls $2.00, <font color="red">CO raises to $11.00</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $9.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($27) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $20.00</font>, CO calls $20.00

Turn: ($67) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $34.00</font>, CO calls $34.00

River: ($135) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $114.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $160.15</font>, Hero calls $46.15

Pot Size: $455.30 ($3 Rake)

CO had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and WON (+$227.15)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$225.15)

[keikiwai]

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I just put in a 200 hand session where I learned that the 2nd nuts does not, in fact, beat the nuts.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $288.40
BB: $199.80
Hero (UTG): $197.00
CO: $175.70
BTN: $145.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $7.00, SB calls $6.00, BB folds

Flop: ($23) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($23) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $14.00</font>, Hero calls $14.00, BTN folds

River: ($51) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $40.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $176.00</font>, SB calls $136.00

Pot Size: $403.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Queens) and WON (+$204.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Aces) and LOST (-$197.00)


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to be fair.... villain is holding the second nuts.... you're quite a few lower

[shpanko]

Now this just plain pisses me off, the guy is a 12/6 and just horrible, and of course he's the luckiest son of a bitch in the world:

Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $201.45
Hero (BB): $214.00
UTG: $224.50
MP: $88.65
CO: $75.00
BTN: $186.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
4 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $6.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

Flop: ($12) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8.00</font>, SB calls $8.00

Turn: ($28) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($28) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $28.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $112.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $187.45</font>, Hero calls $75.45

Pot Size: $402.90 ($3 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Threes) and WON (+$198.45)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$201.45)

[Pat Southern]

[quoteto be fair.... villain is holding the second nuts.... you're quite a few lower

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Whatever you know what I meant.

[Tickner]

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[keikiwai]

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[quoteto be fair.... villain is holding the second nuts.... you're quite a few lower

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Whatever you know what I meant.

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lol, i'm just messing

those hands are pretty nasty