STTF [censored] thread. November (NSFW)

[cha59]

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My 11 year old daughter is three tabling a limit holdem sng, a nl omaha h/l sng and a limit omaha hi cash game (all play money of course) as I type this.
She says to me, "what's the big deal?"


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I do this once in a while with actual dollars. But only while insane.

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Awesome She can coach McOnetabler!


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She gave me lessons in June. I'm awesome now! The female ChaCrew rocks. McSlack

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[bluefeet]

It is. Now you have to guess what he is saying in context with the 'reply.

[Rook]

Today only: If you find yourself facing a push from me, Call it if you have any flush draw (including outside FD's) and if you have a king in your hand.

[futuredoc85]

sat to the mill: guy has pushed every hand hes played (about 1/2 the hands total):

PokerStars Game #7016344454: Tournament #35674866, $36+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/11/13 - 22:34:31 (ET)
Table '35674866 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: eyes101 (3460 in chips)
Seat 2: futuredoc85 (2345 in chips)
Seat 3: Pseudonym (10 in chips)
Seat 4: ne14 (1740 in chips)
Seat 5: philly905 (2000 in chips)
Seat 6: Lambchop (6565 in chips)
Seat 7: holdthedeuce (1550 in chips)
Seat 8: ferrengi (2764 in chips)
Seat 9: uplayddatsht (1116 in chips)
ferrengi: posts small blind 50
uplayddatsht: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [Qd Qh]
eyes101: raises 3360 to 3460 and is all-in
futuredoc85: calls 2345 and is all-in
Pseudonym: folds
ne14: folds
philly905: folds
Lambchop has timed out
Lambchop: folds
Lambchop is sitting out
holdthedeuce: folds
Lambchop has returned
ferrengi: folds
uplayddatsht: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8c Kh]
*** TURN *** [Ts 8c Kh] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8c Kh Jc] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eyes101: shows [Jd Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
futuredoc85: shows [Qd Qh] (a pair of Queens)
futuredoc85 said, "g';[TFb;'rfhR"
eyes101 collected 4840 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4840 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 8c Kh Jc 2h]
Seat 1: eyes101 showed [Jd Jh] and won (4840) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: futuredoc85 showed [Qd Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: Pseudonym folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ne14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: philly905 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lambchop folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: holdthedeuce (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ferrengi (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: uplayddatsht (big blind) folded before Flop

[cha59]

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It is. Now you have to guess what he is saying in context with the 'reply.

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I probably knew that 10 or 15 years ago. I probably knew every line in that movie back then. I have no idea now, but I'm sure I'll remember it when I hear it again.

[costanza_g]

I need carolina to score one more field goal to win my fantasy game...

LETS GO KASAY, 1 TIME PLS!!

[sippin_criss]

pokerstars dep bonus ends 12 midnight nov 14, so, in 50 mins? :S:S:S:S(:S(:S(:S(:S(askdjaklfjskld

[suzzer99]

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sat to the mill: guy has pushed every hand hes played (about 1/2 the hands total):

PokerStars Game #7016344454: Tournament #35674866, $36+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/11/13 - 22:34:31 (ET)
Table '35674866 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: eyes101 (3460 in chips)
Seat 2: futuredoc85 (2345 in chips)
Seat 3: Pseudonym (10 in chips)
Seat 4: ne14 (1740 in chips)
Seat 5: philly905 (2000 in chips)
Seat 6: Lambchop (6565 in chips)
Seat 7: holdthedeuce (1550 in chips)
Seat 8: ferrengi (2764 in chips)
Seat 9: uplayddatsht (1116 in chips)
ferrengi: posts small blind 50
uplayddatsht: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [Qd Qh]
eyes101: raises 3360 to 3460 and is all-in
futuredoc85: calls 2345 and is all-in
Pseudonym: folds
ne14: folds
philly905: folds
Lambchop has timed out
Lambchop: folds
Lambchop is sitting out
holdthedeuce: folds
Lambchop has returned
ferrengi: folds
uplayddatsht: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8c Kh]
*** TURN *** [Ts 8c Kh] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8c Kh Jc] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eyes101: shows [Jd Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
futuredoc85: shows [Qd Qh] (a pair of Queens)
futuredoc85 said, "g';[TFb;'rfhR"
eyes101 collected 4840 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4840 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 8c Kh Jc 2h]
Seat 1: eyes101 showed [Jd Jh] and won (4840) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: futuredoc85 showed [Qd Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: Pseudonym folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ne14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: philly905 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lambchop folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: holdthedeuce (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ferrengi (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: uplayddatsht (big blind) folded before Flop

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I'm 0 for my last 6 of these, with 3 or 4 incredibly bizarre painful bubbles. My worst cooler in them ever.

[Whalewang]

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pokerstars dep bonus ends 12 midnight nov 14, so, in 50 mins? :S:S:S:S(:S(:S(:S(:S(askdjaklfjskld

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I think it is in 24 hours from now.

Btw, netteller and my bank screwed me on this as I put in a request for a deposit into netteller and my bank reported there were no funds (when there were) and so 2 weeks later and my account still is not funded (they put in a second request but it has not gone though as of today). Bastards cost me 200 dollars as I am a gold star.

[bones]

Is there anyway to still get this offer? I just started playing sngs on stars again