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[captainwacky]

nice [censored] hand...


Full Tilt Poker Game #3009708422: Table Rock Port (6 max) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:14:06 ET - 2007/07/20
Seat 1: Roland de Wolfe ($2,637)
Seat 2: Aeron73 ($6,097)
Seat 4: squareroot ($5,847.50)
Seat 5: kerpowski ($5,497)
Seat 6: poly_baller ($7,129)
Roland de Wolfe posts the small blind of $25
Aeron73 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to poly_baller [Ac Jh]
squareroot folds
kerpowski folds
poly_baller raises to $175
Roland de Wolfe raises to $600
Aeron73 folds
poly_baller raises to $7,129, and is all in
Roland de Wolfe calls $2,037, and is all in
poly_baller shows [Ac Jh]
Roland de Wolfe shows [5c Ad]
Uncalled bet of $4,492 returned to poly_baller
*** FLOP *** [4h 5d Tc]
*** TURN *** [4h 5d Tc] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [4h 5d Tc 4s] [7h]
poly_baller shows a pair of Fours
Roland de Wolfe shows two pair, Fives and Fours
Roland de Wolfe wins the pot ($5,321) with two pair, Fives and Fours
poly_baller: lol
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5,324 | Rake $3
Board: [4h 5d Tc 4s 7h]
Seat 1: Roland de Wolfe (small blind) showed [5c Ad] and won ($5,321) with two pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 2: Aeron73 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: squareroot didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: kerpowski didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: poly_baller (button) showed [Ac Jh] and lost with a pair of Fours

[creative]

why are you playing 25/50 ?

[captainwacky]

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why are you playing 25/50 ?

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see above

[stan ivey]

woot for donks

Hand #1201012030000404: Amsterdam (6-max) 12030
Seat 2: Starscream ($698.05 in chips)
Seat 3: JOE POKER 71 ($447.40 in chips)
Seat 5: JROCK923 ($520.10 in chips)
Starscream: posts small blind $2
JOE POKER 71: posts big blind $4
Dealt to JOE POKER 71 [ 9s 7s ]
JROCK923: calls $4
Starscream: folds
JOE POKER 71: checks
*** FLOP *** [ 9d As 4s ]
JOE POKER 71: bets $8
JROCK923: raises to $16
JOE POKER 71: raises to $60
JROCK923: calls $44
*** TURN *** [ Jh ]
JOE POKER 71: bets $100
JROCK923: calls $100
*** RIVER *** [ 2d ]
JOE POKER 71: checks
JROCK923: is all in for $356.10
JOE POKER 71: is all in $283.40
JROCK923: returns uncalled bet $72.70
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JROCK923: shows [ 6s 3s ] (High Card, Ace)
JOE POKER 71: shows [ 9s 7s ] (Pair of Nines)
JOE POKER 71 wins $895.80 with Pair of Nines

[KingDan]

Tried 25/50 yesterday, turned out [censored]
Decided to try my 1uck at 10/20


A11 of these are same vi11ian, within 10 minutes of eachother. A1so sucked out for another buyin against him.


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $2,867.50
KingDan (SB): $3,721.50

Preflop: KingDan is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">KingDan raises to $60.00</font>, BB calls $40.00

Flop: ($120) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, KingDan checks

Turn: ($120) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $100.00</font>, KingDan calls $100.00

River: ($320) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $200.00</font>, <font color="red">KingDan raises to $700.00</font>, BB calls $500.00

Pot Size: $1,720.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Fours) and LOST (-$860.00)
KingDan had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Fives) and WON (+$859.50)
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $2,247.00
KingDan (SB): $4,340.50

Preflop: KingDan is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">KingDan raises to $60.00</font>, BB calls $40.00

Flop: ($120) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">KingDan bets $120.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $380.00</font>, KingDan calls $260.00

Turn: ($880) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $580.00</font>, KingDan calls $580.00

River: ($2040) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">KingDan bets all-in for $3,320.50</font>, BB calls all-in for $1,227.00
Uncalled bet of $2,093.50 returned to KingDan

Pot Size: $4,494.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Eights) and LOST (-$2,247.00)
KingDan had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$2,246.50)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $2,060.00
KingDan (SB): $6,527.00

Preflop: KingDan is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">KingDan raises to $60.00</font>, BB calls $40.00

Flop: ($120) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">KingDan bets $120.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $380.00</font>, <font color="red">KingDan raises all-in to $6,467.00</font>, BB calls all-in for $1,620.00
Uncalled bet of $4,467.00 returned to KingDan

Turn: ($4120) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($4120) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $4,120.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Sixes and Fives) and LOST (-$2,060.00)
KingDan had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Eight high) and WON (+$2,059.50)

[Enon]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $339.00
BB: $1,589.95
UTG: $115.65
UTG+1: $623.25
Hero (MP1): $815.15
MP2: $535.00
MP3: $581.20
CO: $591.00
BTN: $795.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $24.00, 2 folds, SB calls $21.00, BB folds

Flop: ($78) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $65.00</font>, <font color="red">MP3 raises to $130.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $264.00</font>, <font color="red">MP3 raises to $398.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $532.00</font>, <font color="red">MP3 raises all-in to $557.20</font>, Hero calls $25.20

Turn: ($1192.40) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1192.40) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,192.40 ($3 Rake)

MP3 had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$581.20)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$608.20)

[LucidDream]

here is an awesome hand where i misread my hand and think i have AKcc vs the biggest fish ever who obv is never folding TPWK. was sooooo tilted after this and then he obv celebrates in the chat.



Full Tilt Poker Game #3011996298: Table Folsom (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:37:58 ET - 2007/07/21
Seat 1: NMDynasty ($380)
Seat 2: LD2WIN ($127.20)
Seat 3: RoxmorE ($485.80)
Seat 4: Jez56 ($735.20)
Seat 5: cardiffgiant1 ($605.50)
Seat 6: GROSSMUTTER ($1,353.80)
Jez56 has 5 seconds left to act
Jez56 posts the small blind of $2
cardiffgiant1 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cardiffgiant1 [As Kc]
GROSSMUTTER folds
NMDynasty folds
LD2WIN folds
RoxmorE folds
Jez56 calls $2
cardiffgiant1 raises to $15
Jez56 calls $11
*** FLOP *** [8c Qc 6h]
Jez56 checks
cardiffgiant1 bets $24
Jez56 calls $24
*** TURN *** [8c Qc 6h] [7c]
Jez56 checks
cardiffgiant1 has 15 seconds left to act
cardiffgiant1 bets $62
Jez56 raises to $160
NMDynasty adds $20
cardiffgiant1 calls $98
*** RIVER *** [8c Qc 6h 7c] [7s]
Jez56 bets $244
cardiffgiant1 raises to $406.50, and is all in
Jez56 calls $162.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardiffgiant1 shows [As Kc] a pair of Sevens
Jez56 shows [Qh 9d] two pair, Queens and Sevens
Jez56 wins the pot ($1,208) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
cardiffgiant1 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,211 | Rake $3
Board: [8c Qc 6h 7c 7s]
Seat 1: NMDynasty didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: LD2WIN didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: RoxmorE (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Jez56 (small blind) showed [Qh 9d] and won ($1,208) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 5: cardiffgiant1 (big blind) showed [As Kc] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: GROSSMUTTER didn't bet (folded)

[ImsaKidd]

KINGDAN FIX YOUR GD KEYBOARD READING ALL THOSE 1'S IS FORUMTILTING ME

[Moonshine]

Wow...so i went to foxwoods thursday and friday for the deepstack tourney...

big mistake

-11k on the trip. awesome.


I sat down with like 7k at the 10/25 game. I was just chillin' waitin for some cards. I watched 2 guys get all in on a 236 flop with 99 and 88 and play a 12k pot. the table was retarded. Hour in I pick up QQ. Guy raises EP and 2 callers. I make a big reraise and he calls.

Flop TQK. He leads, I raise, he shoves so I obv call since i'm getting like 4:1. AJ obv, gg 7k

Out of all the donkeys in the tournament, I obviously draw a table with [censored] HEK. It was amusing watching HEK just run the [censored] over the whole table while I sat there card dead. I saw some pretty awesome hands.

Some gangsta black dude bluffed off 15k on his first hand at the table (25/50 blinds). The next hand, he open shoves UTG for his last 15k (still 25/50 blinds).


50/100, black dude limps, button raises to 700, black dude reraises utg to 3k, button INSTA reraises to 6k, black dude INSTA shoves and button INSTA calls for another 8k or so. Button has 99 and gets stacked by black dude's AA.


50/100. both players 25kish deep. UTG raises. CO reraises. UTG 5 bets it to 20k total. Button calls. Flop QQ2. UTG shoves his last 4k into a now 44k or so pot. CO sighs and folds getting 10-1.

50/100. Black dude raises QJo utg. HEK calls in bb. Flop is Q34. Hek takes half of black dudes stack with 43o. Black dude procedes to berate HEK for the next 2 hours.

50/100...I gotta like type this one out in more detail it's so good.

Preflop: 4 limpers. I complete in small blind. BB checks.

Flop: A89 2 spades.

BB leads out, button raises about the pot. I muck. BB calls.

Turn: 2 brick

BB checks. Button bets about 1700. BB check raises to 5k Button insta shoves.

BB: "well, I guess you have that ace huh? sucks that I have to muck these"

BB flips Kings face up and folds. Awesome.


7 hours and no hands later I pick up AK, raises and get 2 callers. I get it all in for about 45 bb's on an A23 flop and lose to AJ. Standard donkament for me.

[JKratzer]

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Wow...so i went to foxwoods thursday and friday for the deepstack tourney...

big mistake

-11k on the trip. awesome.


I sat down with 1ike 7k at the 10/25 game. I was just chi11in' waitin for some cards. I watched 2 guys get a11 in on a 236 f1op with 99 and 88 and p1ay a 12k pot. the tab1e was retarded. Hour in I pick up QQ. Guy raises EP and 2 ca11ers. I make a big reraise and he ca11s.

F1op TQK. He 1eads, I raise, he shoves so I obv ca11 since i'm getting 1ike 4:1. AJ obv, gg 7k

Out of a11 the donkeys in the tournament, I obvious1y draw a tab1e with [censored] HEK. It was amusing watching HEK just run the [censored] over the who1e tab1e whi1e I sat there card dead. I saw some pretty awesome hands.

Some gangsta b1ack dude b1uffed off 15k on his first hand at the tab1e (25/50 b1inds). The next hand, he open shoves UTG for his 1ast 15k (still 25/50 b1inds).


50/100, b1ack dude 1imps, button raises to 700, b1ack dude reraises utg to 3k, button INSTA reraises to 6k, b1ack dude INSTA shoves and button INSTA ca11s for another 8k or so. Button has 99 and gets stacked by b1ack dude's AA.


50/100. both p1ayers 25kish deep. UTG raises. CO reraises. UTG 5 bets it to 20k tota1. Button ca11s. F1op QQ2. UTG shoves his 1ast 4k into a now 44k or so pot. CO sighs and fo1ds getting 10-1.

50/100. B1ack dude raises QJo utg. HEK ca11s in bb. F1op is Q34. Hek takes half of b1ack dudes stack with 43o. B1ack dude procedes to berate HEK for the next 2 hours.

50/100...I gotta 1ike type this one out in more detai1 it's so good.

Pref1op: 4 1impers. I comp1ete in sma11 b1ind. BB checks.

F1op: A89 2 spades.

BB 1eads out, button raises about the pot. I muck. BB ca11s.

Turn: 2 brick

BB checks. Button bets about 1700. BB check raises to 5k Button insta shoves.

BB: "we11, I guess you have that ace huh? sucks that I have to muck these"

BB f1ips Kings face up and fo1ds. Awesome.


7 hours and no hands 1ater I pick up AK, raises and get 2 ca11ers. I get it a11 in for about 45 bb's on an A23 f1op and 1ose to AJ. Standard donkament for me.

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