Official September thread: General Discussion, Goals, Winrates, etc

[krishan]

You seem quite solid to me.

Krishan

[g-p]

im averaging $1/hand for the first 19k hands of this month. ive never finished a month averaging that much.

[Slider]

OK BITCHES

It's 12 in the afternoon in vegas and i;m drunk becaue i want to take a nap so i can go play live otnighth with durfinillini and then go pick up some girls. i'm better looker than all of you but you all are better poker players than me.

i need a coach to transform my game and take me to the next level. I beat 5/10 full ring over 45k hands for 7ptbb/100 but then lost like half of that at 10/20 6 max.

I want to play 6 max and be awesome. I'll pay you with a percentage of my profits. I'm tired of breaking even over 22k hands at ful lring 2/4 NL. I tilt to easily and I don't get enough action on good hands and all my bluffzors get called.

I can EASILY pull 40k a month with proper coaching brcause i do nothing else but poker. if you want to make an easy 4k a month, pm me and coach me. send videos. review my play. whatever. [censored] PM me. I'm a winning full ring player when I 4 table but breakeven at 8. I want to win at both.


If you are good, I don't care. I'll switch back to 6 max and we'll both make money.\\

Not obly will coaching me make you money... but it will improve my life in general. i'm tired. I want to win.

PM ME

[Slider]

You acan even consider coaching me as charity work. I'm a lame 20 year old who's on break from school trying to make money so i never have to play poker again. I have 5 months.

If anyone ever helped you, please seriously consider helping me. It would change my poker game and my life... + make you some money.

[philipsaurus]

equal,

i think you are easy to play against. but that said, it seems like you win a decent amount of money playing solid/straightforward. ive seen you do some weird preflop things before, but i think those were tilty sessions.

[downtown]

So do any of you U.S.A. people who actually make money at this game pay estimated quarterly taxes? I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to, but I haven't. I don't think the penalties are harsh, assuming you pay anyway. Regardless, I'd like to keep everything on the up and up.

I'm trying to find a CPA in Chicago to help me with all this garbage, but I thought I'd just conduct this informal poll anyway.

[DJ Sensei]

I talked to a CPA recently. Apparently you have to pay quarterly starting the year AFTER you declare self-employed/professional/making-mad-scrilla status. So if you've paid taxes on poker winnings for 2005, you're probably supposed to be paying quarterlies. If 2006 is your first year paying poker taxes, you don't until next year (and they'll be based on your performance this year).

[Requin]

First really good day in forever today, this was my favorite though not the biggest. The guy became a huge vag/atm after this one.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $611.60
CO: $599.95
Button: $409.76
Hero: $1117.65
BB: $1110.55

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, Button calls, Hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $12</font>, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: ($36) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $25</font>, Button folds, Hero calls.

Turn: ($86) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $90</font>, Hero calls.

River: ($266) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $350</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $966
BB shows Qh Jh
Hero shows 7h 9c

[radiaL]

LOL @ 2/4 REGS
THESE GUYS BLOW


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

CO ($1256.90)
Button ($332.37)
SB ($584.90)
BB ($168)
Hero ($492)
MP ($279.30)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $16, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($50) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

River: ($50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero calls $476 (All-In), CO calls $476, BB folds.

Final Pot: $1002

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ad Jc (straight flush, queen high).
CO has Ac Qd (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $1002. </font>

[aejones]

gold