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Old 03-07-2006, 04:40 PM
angst angst is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This post confused me because when I was 13 I could've had sex with Angelina Jolie and then beat off six or seven more times to a Mervyn's catalog with no problem.

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You see straight through my soul.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:41 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This beat is fictional

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FYP

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Before we get all territorial, we haven't verified our 2+2 beat yet.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:42 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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You don't have to lock threads to sticky them. This is a vicious rumor started but god knows who

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I think Mat started it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

It's an add thingy, it doesn't make sense, but that is life.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:44 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This reminded me of a story I have not told in awhile. There were two other players at the table that still to this day give me a hard time about this hand (after 13 years!)
Back in 1993 the largest ever poker jackpot went up at Fort McDowell outside of Phoenix. They started it at $150,000, when that got hit it went to $100,000, then $75,000, $50,000 etc.
I was playing shortly after it started out ($150,000) when the following hand took place:

Preflop: All fold and I raise on the button, SB and BB call.

Flop: 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB checks, BB bets, I call, SB check raises, BB calls, I call.

Turn: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB checks, BB bets, I raise, SB reraises, BB calls, I cap it, both call. (3 raises max)

River: 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB bets, BB raises, I call, SB reraises, BB caps it, I call, SB calls.

Hands shown:
Me: 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
BB: A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:44 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

60 Minutes needs to investigate Party.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:47 PM
angst angst is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This reminded me of a story I have not told in awhile. There were two other players at the table that still to this day give me a hard time about this hand (after 13 years!)
Back in 1993 the largest ever poker jackpot went up at Fort McDowell outside of Phoenix. They started it at $150,000, when that got hit it went to $100,000, then $75,000, $50,000 etc.
I was playing shortly after it started out ($150,000) when the following hand took place:

Preflop: All fold and I raise on the button, SB and BB call.

Flop: 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB checks, BB bets, I call, SB check raises, BB calls, I call.

Turn: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB checks, BB bets, I raise, SB reraises, BB calls, I cap it, both call. (3 raises max)

River: 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB bets, BB raises, I call, SB reraises, BB caps it, I call, SB calls.

Hands shown:
Me: 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
BB: A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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Old 03-07-2006, 04:48 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This reminded me of a story I have not told in awhile. There were two other players at the table that still to this day give me a hard time about this hand (after 13 years!)
Back in 1993 the largest ever poker jackpot went up at Fort McDowell outside of Phoenix. They started it at $150,000.

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Wow, really everything in life has been done before. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Nh.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:52 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

E-mail party for pity, maybe you'll get a 100$ bonus out of it.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:54 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This is the beat of all beats. The mother of all beats.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:56 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

If we all donate $10 to this guy we only need 3800 donators. LEts see how bad u feel for him and give him $10
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