I'm going to start taking serious drugs. What should I know?

[Skoob]

You can get drunk by soaking a tampon in vodka and putting it up your ass (or vag if you have one). Try that. And trip report plz. okthx.

[jordiepop]

these are some amazing goals to have in life...

[Vyse]

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these are some amazing goals to have in life...

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The goal is improvement of self and improved knowledge of self / people. If you believe the effects of psychedelics have zero positive qualities or learning potential, that's on you. Nevermind that you would be quite wrong; you can get something from any experience in life, and this is just another experience to add to the tally.

[kylephilly]

When do they release your obit?

[Vyse]

OOT has really dropped the ball on funny insults in this thread. I mean, come on -- there's a lot of potential for some funny [censored] here.

[Mother Mucker]

I didn't read everything.

Did he die yet?

[kazana]

I dunno if it's just me, but OP sounds like he's far too naive to be fooling around with drugs. From my point of view there are only a few possible outcomes:
a) He gets caught and goes to jail
b) He ODs at some point rather sooner than later
c) He grows up before killing himself or being caught

And my money certainly ain't on c.

Maybe we will at least be able to enjoy some "Ask OP anything about getting analed in the slammer" in a few years' time. He probably should ask MT2R for pointers on how to avoid just that.

[Vyse]

What am I naive about, then?

[kyleb]

life, for starters

[Vyse]

I am convinced.

I am renouncing this thread and heading into life as assistant to chancellor.

No, really.