You know you play too much poker if...

[Split Suit]

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you shuffle the cardboard coasters at bars...

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lol. guilty

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You actually read every response in this thread and make like five of your own saying you do it too

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lol...guilty (ps...wanna fight about it?)

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As in microstake roll fight? Bring it bitch

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no mobney on bodog right now. (ps. only bumpin the thread cuz im bored and in class)

[I dunno]

Haven't played there in at least a month, moved all $ to stars and FTP.

[eviljeff]

you're waiting for the bus and then you say "raise"

[ludacris]

instead of saying something is "awesome" you say something "is the nuts"

[glass_onion]

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before you make decisions you base them enirely on EV

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Yep, getting a insurance quote, I started thinking in terms of Risk/return, and figured a term policy was +EV.

Buying a new car, the more fuel efficient so and so is +EV.

Adding an additional bathroom downstairs, +EV, fertilizer for the front yard, -EV.

[glass_onion]

Buying a radar detector - hugely +EV when you think about it

[Big_Ham]

Your wife is concerned about the addition of Clonie Gowen to your MySpace friend list ...

[glass_onion]

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You try and postpone the sexual advances from your girl until your done with your tournament. Causing missed oppertunities at the good stuff.

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Or you try to wrap it up quickly.

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You start "3rd leveling" your 9 year old cousin in a game of risk on Easter Sunday.

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i had a dream recently about sleeping. in my dream, i figured that if i bought 4 beds, i could get in 4x the number of hours of sleep in the same period i had been sleeping on 1, thereby maximizing my sleep time. multitabling sleep?

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