Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Howard Beale]

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I'm off to the mall with Mom! Back in a few to see it this thing's still going.

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FU, Howard.

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You don't get out enough. Are you in CA? Next time I bring mom to Santa Monica I'll pm you and arrange to take you to the mall with us. That is a real nice mall they've got there! You can let her hold onto YOUR arm while her 52lb hand-bag bangs up against your leg.

[edfurlong]

I spend enough time taking care of my grandma, BUT I DON'T POISON AWESOME HOOKER TALK BY MENTIONING HER!

[JJNJustin]

Yeah, Teh manic episodes suck.

Someone told me some of them even offer you Asian food afterwards. Definite perk, home cooked Asian food worth $10.

-J

[Howard Beale]

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I spend enough time taking care of my grandma, BUT I DON'T POISON AWESOME HOOKER TALK BY MENTIONING HER!

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Well, maybe you should! It adds color/contrast to the storyline. You should be familiar with the concept. Paint a broad picture! Involve unexpected elements! Surprise and delight the audience!

I am an Auteur, not some hackneyed journeyman!

[edfurlong]

I AM NOT DELIGHTED, SIR.

[Tablerat]

Very entertaining thread.

I'm curious about the minutiae of this scene, if you don't mind.

So, when you walk into a parlor at your appointment time, are there other guys waiting around - is it like a waiting room? Or do you basically stroll right through and don't notice anyone else. Ever have an awkward exchange with someone you know or seen celebrities there?

Say you're in a really good mood, do you bring along like a Beach Boys CD to jam to with the girl? Or are the boundaries pretty rigid - it seems like the routine would get stale after a while, no? Speaking of boundaries, how often do you hear what's going on in other rooms?

Did you ever try to continue the sex outside of the establishment, or were you content to keep the status quo? Did you turn down or not even seek out outside potential relationships because you were so satisfied with these massage parlors?

You mentioned you haven't gone in a couple of months - is this temporary or are you done with this scene?

Sorry for all the questions; clearly this is a fascinating and foreign world to me!

[ElDuque]

Howard,

You are obviously disgusting.

Are you aware of this? If so, what methods do you use to decieve youself into believing that you are not disgusting?

[edfurlong]

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Howard,

You are obviously disgusting.



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I'm not very smart. How is this obvious?

[bernie]

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Wait a minute -- hasn't the whole premise of this thread been that these girls don't count?

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I certainly hope that I didn't give that impression. I never even considered that it might be taken that way.


Anybody who patronizes these places should treat the girls well. It is not justifiable to be abusive just because they have sex with you for money.

As for my friend the 'ass-rapist' I can see the point of view that that's what he is but I think the circumstances are extenuating enough that 'rapist' doesn't quite fit.

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Because she's a hooker, right? See the first quote above. They're seen as lesser than normal women.

What impression were you trying for? He didn't pay for that or anything, but just flipped her over and went for it. That's just not cool. If she wasn't prepared, he could've really screwed her up. Maybe he did, who knows. Would he do that with a normal chick? Maybe not since she'd probably be able to report him a little easier.

Not a rapist? Ok. Then he's just a complete A-Hole. But he's not just an overall-good guy. From the sound of it, he'd probably do it again as his big concern was being barred.

Great thread other than this crap.

b

[Stellastarr]

Any of these places in the midwest? lol