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Old 04-11-2007, 05:52 PM
Astyanax Astyanax is offline
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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

I'll tell you a story 'bout a pu$$y name grim.
he takes it in the ring more than lil kim.
Ship it holla, he's got a mill in the bank
But what use is money without a t1t w@nk?
So many haters bbv what it muvvafoookin do?
I seen his pecker ya'll it measures only two.
I'll keep this short, i got a poker game to pwn,
one sec, I got a call, it's ric on the phone!
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:10 PM
Astyanax Astyanax is offline
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anyone got any more? I'm bored...
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:34 PM
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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

This thread needs more Will Smith. Gimme the beat of:




Now this is a story all about how
grim accepted a flip and then turned it down
He said " What ya gonna do about it if this [censored] aint fair?"
We thought Grim had some gamble but he wont call with AIR.

In west white suburbia, born and raised
On the tables is where he spent most of his days
Killin 6-max, stackin some fools,
wearin 20 dollar aviators tryin to look cool

Grim played a little heads up, and he wasn't no good.
Started makin trouble for his livelyhood.
He lost one-hundred k and then he got scared
He said, "I'm movin down where bld and rekrul wont care."



He whistled for a flip and when it came near
The screenname said e-streets and there was 5k in the chair
"You go all-in first. I'll call it. I swear!"
"I could use 5k, that's a lotta skin care"

When his cards came up he had a seven-six on the table
And he yelled to e-streets, "Yo home, smell ya lata "
Now his bankroll is drainin, karma's finally there!
To settle in his throne as the prince of unfair.

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This is really good. I laughed. Needs to be quoted.
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  #124  
Old 04-11-2007, 07:01 PM
Wilpro Wilpro is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

This thread needs more Will Smith. Gimme the beat of:




Now this is a story all about how
grim accepted a flip and then turned it down
He said " What ya gonna do about it if this [censored] aint fair?"
We thought Grim had some gamble but he wont call with AIR.

In west white suburbia, born and raised
On the tables is where he spent most of his days
Killin 6-max, stackin some fools,
wearin 20 dollar aviators tryin to look cool

Grim played a little heads up, and he wasn't no good.
Started makin trouble for his livelyhood.
He lost one-hundred k and then he got scared
He said, "I'm movin down where bld and rekrul wont care."



He whistled for a flip and when it came near
The screenname said e-streets and there was 5k in the chair
"You go all-in first. I'll call it. I swear!"
"I could use 5k, that's a lotta skin care"

When his cards came up he had a seven-six on the table
And he yelled to e-streets, "Yo home, smell ya lata "
Now his bankroll is drainin, karma's finally there!
To settle in his throne as the prince of unfair.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is really good. I laughed. Needs to be quoted.

[/ QUOTE ]

winnar
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  #125  
Old 10-05-2007, 04:31 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

bump

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
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  #126  
Old 10-05-2007, 05:14 PM
snakekilla88 snakekilla88 is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

haha good bump. Grimstarr needs his own forum with all the attention he has been getting lately.
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:37 PM
iron81 iron81 is offline
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If you're looking for new material, don't forget how Grim lost 130k in a ridiculous prop bet and then came on here to claim the guy stole the money.

Link

Link 2
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:39 PM
RikaKazak RikaKazak is offline
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If you're looking for new material, don't forget how Grim lost 130k in a ridicuolous prop bet and then came on here to claim the guy stole the money.

Link

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JIGGA WHAT???

Do I miss everything?
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  #129  
Old 10-05-2007, 05:56 PM
whiffer1983 whiffer1983 is offline
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yo grimbo is in limbo, as Aq preflop is a sin no?
hes a greasy faced [censored], whos balls never sagged,
he prays to become a tag, but his life is very sad
don't get mad, as i write this rhyme i get very glad
cause his chat was given a suspension, his parents regret their act of procreation, he could cure his tilt with meditation, every time he busts a stack, his face is filled with precipitation from this pimply faced sensation, i cannot no longer fufill my expectation of rhymes, as i cannot do this while i'm high, good bye
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:12 PM
dtan05 dtan05 is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

how the fk did i miss that thread rika =(
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