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#121
08-24-2006, 05:43 PM
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Re: She said she\'s never done it, she said she\'s never tried
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I thought that kids these days (I'm 30) were all banging each other starting around like age 12 or something. I've read magazine articles and seen news stories that support this! [/ QUOTE ] Kids lie. 
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#122
08-24-2006, 05:55 PM
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Re: She said she\'s never done it, she said she\'s never tried
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Get her drunk. Make out with her and get her really horny. Then back off and act like it's no big deal. Pretend you want to take it slow. She'll be all over you. Make sure she sees you talking to other cute girls. Oh god please let me be 17 again... [/ QUOTE ] I agree with everything said in this post. Forget what anyone else says, this is the path to satisfaction.
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#123
08-24-2006, 07:53 PM
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Re: She said she\'s never done it, she said she\'s never tried
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"Especially after I cheated on her a few days ago(go me....[censored] moron)" wait,wait. How did u start going out with this girl in the first place? how would u cheat on her in the first 8 days of this "relationship"? lol. [/ QUOTE ] Well I did and still do like her, that's why I asked her out. What happened was I asked her out last tuesday. Saturday night I went to a party(she wasn't allowed to go). At the party I got wasted, and called my girlfriend. I said "Hey...I love you! I mean, I don't really love you...but I like you a lot!" After this happened I went around the party telling everyone what I said. I was talking to a girl at the party, telling her what I said, and she was sitting on my lap. Next thing I know I was kissing her and feeling her up. It was pretty much just something stupid that only happened because I was drunk. But anyways, my girlfriend found out about it at 3 PM the next day, and she had forgiven me by 5 PM. She said she wasn't even mad. [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] The only idea I have is to wait until she is horny again, next time we are making out, and try to get her to give me a handjob or BJ(maybe I'll take a page out of Nicky Santoro's book from Casino). I feel like she'll be more likely to do it if she is caught up in the moment, and hopefully after that she'll realize it's not so bad. [/ QUOTE ] So your previous attempts were while she wasn't horny and you guys weren't making out? Like you would be eating lunch and just throw out "So, how about a HJ?" [/ QUOTE ] No, I've never tried to get a BJ or HJ from her before. We've talked about it, but I've never said "Hey...put this in your mouth"
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#124
08-24-2006, 08:02 PM
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Re: She said she\'s never done it, she said she\'s never tried
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But anyways, my girlfriend found out about it at 3 PM the next day, and she had forgiven me by 5 PM. She said she wasn't even mad. [/ QUOTE ] Hmm, wonder why?
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#125
08-24-2006, 08:05 PM
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Re: She said she\'s never done it, she said she\'s never tried
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[ QUOTE ] But anyways, my girlfriend found out about it at 3 PM the next day, and she had forgiven me by 5 PM. She said she wasn't even mad. [/ QUOTE ] Hmm, wonder why? [/ QUOTE ] I'm curious, why wasn't she mad?
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#126
08-24-2006, 08:48 PM
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Re: She said she\'s never done it, she said she\'s never tried
Because she's banging some other guy behind your back and is just goin to use you as a emotional pillow.
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#127
08-24-2006, 09:02 PM
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Re: She said she\'s never done it, she said she\'s never tried
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Because she's banging some other guy behind your back and is just goin to use you as a emotional pillow. [/ QUOTE ] I really doubt that.
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#128
08-24-2006, 09:05 PM
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Re: She said she\'s never done it, she said she\'s never tried
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This thread makes me realize I would pay a sick amount of money to be 17 again [/ QUOTE ] There is nothing you can have when you are old to replace being young and having nothing.
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#129
09-07-2006, 03:42 PM
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BBV?
Damn. Talk about a bad beat. This is sick. I'm driving her home on sunday, she's giving me a handjob(she actually has no real problem with this, the BJ thing is still a pain in the ass). She makes some comment about how her hand/wrist is getting tired. I say "You know what would make it faster?" And she's like "You know I won't do that" I keep talking, and I after a minute or 2, I say something that convinces her to do it.
As soon as her head starts going down, lights in my rear view mirror. [censored]. I get pulled over, get a speeding ticket, lose my erection, get blue balls, the whole nine yards. Not like she'll never be administering a handjob again, but she was literally seconds away from blowing me, and then the damn cops have to show up and be the world's biggest cockblocks. The whole situation is definitely looking about 100x better since I made this thread.
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