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[Exitonly]

this is spewing right:

PokerStars Game #10021464053: Tournament #50008449, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2007/05/20 - 20:24:41 (ET)
Table '50008449 143' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: thewh00sel (6205 in chips)
Seat 2: graybone (9703 in chips)
Seat 3: The Shrike (8175 in chips)
Seat 4: WSODice (17694 in chips)
Seat 5: joeljaden (5645 in chips)
Seat 6: hyacinthgirl (6955 in chips)
Seat 7: XTraCey (12095 in chips)
Seat 8: Exitonly4 (12585 in chips)
Seat 9: kyleb (12045 in chips)
thewh00sel: posts the ante 15
graybone: posts the ante 15
The Shrike: posts the ante 15
WSODice: posts the ante 15
joeljaden: posts the ante 15
hyacinthgirl: posts the ante 15
XTraCey: posts the ante 15
Exitonly4: posts the ante 15
kyleb: posts the ante 15
thewh00sel: posts small blind 150
graybone: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [Jh Js]
The Shrike: folds
WSODice: folds
joeljaden: folds
hyacinthgirl: folds
XTraCey: raises 500 to 800
Exitonly4: calls 800
kyleb: folds
thewh00sel: folds
graybone: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td 7c Ts]
XTraCey: bets 1200
Exitonly4: raises 1800 to 3000
XTraCey: raises 8280 to 11280 and is all-in
Exitonly4: calls 8280
Exitonly4 said, "boh"
Exitonly4 said, "nh"
*** TURN *** [Td 7c Ts] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Td 7c Ts 3d] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XTraCey: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Exitonly4: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
hyacinthgirl said, "n1"
XTraCey collected 24745 from pot
XTraCey said, "was shygttin u had it"
XTraCey said, "=/"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24745 | Rake 0
Board [Td 7c Ts 3d 5h]

[nath]

ugh why did i have to be sick on the biggest day for online donkaments in several months

[shaundeeb]

my last [censored] tourney of this awful [censored] night 100r been playing really snug nothing going on no cards. Like 40ish left winning this pot puts me in top 5 chips with bubble approaching.

PokerStars Game #10024053165: Tournament #50008458, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1500/3000) - 2007/05/20 - 23:04:48 (ET)
Table '50008458 17' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: sexy jlim (44993 in chips)
Seat 2: Bdbeatslayer (80478 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb (42673 in chips)
Seat 4: BrainGuy (59256 in chips)
Seat 5: slavik (20700 in chips)
Seat 6: $tackFace$ (48160 in chips)
Seat 7: C.K. (74038 in chips)
Seat 9: Podsquad (35026 in chips)
sexy jlim: posts the ante 150
Bdbeatslayer: posts the ante 150
shaundeeb: posts the ante 150
BrainGuy: posts the ante 150
slavik: posts the ante 150
$tackFace$: posts the ante 150
C.K.: posts the ante 150
Podsquad: posts the ante 150
BrainGuy: posts small blind 1500
slavik: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ac Kh]
$tackFace$: folds
C.K.: folds
Podsquad: folds
sexy jlim: folds
Bdbeatslayer: folds
deLuxy is connected
shaundeeb: raises 5000 to 8000
BrainGuy: raises 51106 to 59106 and is all-in
slavik: folds
shaundeeb: calls 34523 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6h 7c]
shaundeeb said, "wp etc"
*** TURN *** [Qc 6h 7c] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6h 7c Qh] [6c]
shaundeeb said, "expert"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BrainGuy: shows [Qs 7h] (a full house, Queens full of Sevens)
shaundeeb: shows [Ac Kh] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
BrainGuy collected 89246 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 89246 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 6h 7c Qh 6c]
Seat 1: sexy jlim folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Bdbeatslayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: shaundeeb (button) showed [Ac Kh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 4: BrainGuy (small blind) showed [Qs 7h] and won (89246) with a full house, Queens full of Sevens
Seat 5: slavik (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: $tackFace$ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: C.K. folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Podsquad folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[dcviperboy]

stupid fin aggro moron

FlopTurnRiver.com -h 4s 4c - Ad 3h -- 4h Jc 6s
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 6s Jc 4h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
4s 4c 958 96.77 32 3.23 0 0.00 0.968
Ad 3h 32 3.23 958 96.77 0 0.00 0.032


All in Pre with 44, flop a set vs A3...I lost.....5....7

super bad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[mflip]

Sweet
PokerStars Game #10036726818: Tournament #50596842, $2.50+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/05/21 - 18:15:59 (ET)
Table '50596842 109' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: HoboJoe13 (2352 in chips)
Seat 2: Mflip10 (4115 in chips)
Seat 3: DerekIvey101 (4345 in chips)
Seat 4: ThSteelWheel (7710 in chips)
Seat 5: nollie76 (2605 in chips)
Seat 6: boggeltje (2638 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: TheKnee61 (1961 in chips)
Seat 8: il fortunato (4814 in chips)
Seat 9: okdriller (4540 in chips)
nollie76: posts small blind 75
boggeltje: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mflip10 [As Ah]
nollie76 said, "pff"
TheKnee61: folds
il fortunato: folds
okdriller: folds
nollie76 said, ""
HoboJoe13: calls 150
Mflip10: raises 450 to 600
DerekIvey101: calls 600
ThSteelWheel: folds
nollie76: folds
boggeltje: folds
HoboJoe13: calls 450
*** FLOP *** [7h 8s 8h]
HoboJoe13: bets 750
Mflip10: raises 2765 to 3515 and is all-in
DerekIvey101: folds
HoboJoe13: calls 1002 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7h 8s 8h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [7h 8s 8h 6s] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HoboJoe13: shows [Kc 9c] (a straight, Five to Nine)
Mflip10: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
HoboJoe13 collected 5529 from pot
Mflip10 said, "wow"
boggeltje is connected
DerekIvey101 said, "wow"
boggeltje has returned
Mflip10 said, "cool"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5529 | Rake 0
Board [7h 8s 8h 6s 5h]
Seat 1: HoboJoe13 showed [Kc 9c] and won (5529) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 2: Mflip10 showed [As Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 3: DerekIvey101 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: ThSteelWheel (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: nollie76 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: boggeltje (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: TheKnee61 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: il fortunato folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: okdriller folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[MattSuspect]

Always fun when you find out you got one outed. Also having awful internet issues all night.

PokerStars Game #10044439081: Tournament #50596921, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/05/22 - 03:22:38 (ET)
Table '50596921 12' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Reraiseallin (13690 in chips)
Seat 2: nekpinder (12220 in chips)
Seat 3: Lieutenant_J (10150 in chips)
Seat 4: IANMTG1 (25442 in chips)
Seat 5: xbone666 (24151 in chips)
Seat 6: MattSuspect (5185 in chips)
Seat 7: CMB 60 (14182 in chips)
Seat 8: hoozie000 (20943 in chips)
Seat 9: xBryceyx (6733 in chips)
Reraiseallin: posts the ante 50
nekpinder: posts the ante 50
Lieutenant_J: posts the ante 50
IANMTG1: posts the ante 50
xbone666: posts the ante 50
MattSuspect: posts the ante 50
CMB 60: posts the ante 50
hoozie000: posts the ante 50
xBryceyx: posts the ante 50
hoozie000: posts small blind 300
xBryceyx: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MattSuspect [Kc Kd]
Reraiseallin: folds
nekpinder: folds
Lieutenant_J: folds
IANMTG1: calls 600
xbone666: calls 600
MattSuspect: raises 4535 to 5135 and is all-in
CMB 60: folds
hoozie000: folds
xBryceyx: folds
IANMTG1: calls 4535
xbone666: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c Jd 8s]
xBryceyx said, "i had an 8"
xBryceyx said, "wow"
*** TURN *** [6c Jd 8s] [Qh]
xBryceyx said, "case 8"
*** RIVER *** [6c Jd 8s Qh] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IANMTG1: shows [8c 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
MattSuspect: shows [Kc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
IANMTG1 collected 12220 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12220 | Rake 0
Board [6c Jd 8s Qh 6d]
Seat 1: Reraiseallin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: nekpinder folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lieutenant_J folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: IANMTG1 showed [8c 8h] and won (12220) with a full house, Eights full of Sixes
Seat 5: xbone666 folded before Flop
Seat 6: MattSuspect showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 7: CMB 60 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: hoozie000 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: xBryceyx (big blind) folded before Flop

[shaundeeb]

lol 3r fun.

PokerStars Game #10052779189: Tournament #50597004, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/05/22 - 16:56:02 (ET)
Table '50597004 46' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: shaundeeb (28490 in chips)
Seat 2: dmmx2010 (33924 in chips)
Seat 3: Dr.souL (61824 in chips)
Seat 4: Emrald (15372 in chips)
Seat 5: Measty (27546 in chips)
Seat 6: mkgrn (18837 in chips)
Seat 7: Jgoldstick (48445 in chips)
Seat 8: Caroline McD (12230 in chips)
Seat 9: Wayne7666 (10135 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts the ante 50
dmmx2010: posts the ante 50
Dr.souL: posts the ante 50
Emrald: posts the ante 50
Measty: posts the ante 50
mkgrn: posts the ante 50
Jgoldstick: posts the ante 50
Caroline McD: posts the ante 50
Wayne7666: posts the ante 50
mkgrn: posts small blind 400
Jgoldstick: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Kd Ad]
Caroline McD: folds
Wayne7666: folds
shaundeeb: raises 1600 to 2400
dmmx2010: calls 2400
Dr.souL: folds
Emrald: folds
Measty: folds
mkgrn: folds
Jgoldstick said, " um ok"
Jgoldstick: calls 1600
*** FLOP *** [Ks 3h 6h]
Jgoldstick: bets 3200
shaundeeb: calls 3200
dmmx2010: calls 3200
*** TURN *** [Ks 3h 6h] [Kh]
Jgoldstick: bets 1600
shaundeeb: raises 7600 to 9200
dmmx2010: raises 19074 to 28274 and is all-in
Jgoldstick: folds
shaundeeb: calls 13640 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ks 3h 6h Kh] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [Kd Ad] (three of a kind, Kings)
dmmx2010: shows [Jh 4c] (a pair of Kings)
Jgoldstick said, "nh"
shaundeeb collected 64930 from pot
shaundeeb said, "wowow?"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 64930 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 3h 6h Kh Td]
Seat 1: shaundeeb showed [Kd Ad] and won (64930) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: dmmx2010 showed [Jh 4c] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: Dr.souL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Emrald folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Measty (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: mkgrn (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Jgoldstick (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 8: Caroline McD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Wayne7666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[CybrPunk]

After running deep in a bunch of tournaments this past week I managed to bust just prior to the final table in more than I care to count.

To top it all off I started coaching a friend in one of those $1 $1k added MTTs last night at 1am and was able to guide him to a chop HU. Yeah, I know chopping a $1 MTT is a joke but for a guy who had $17 in his acct he was jumping for joy.

This after holding a monster chiplead to finish 13th in the Stars $50k a few hours prior.

I won the wrong damned tournament.

[censored] poker.

[manifest]

tedsfishfry: please stop stalling

I just found this humorous because you time out more than 100% of poker players. I know you don't do it to get into the money, but I have a terrible sense of humor.

[Body Man D]

15 left in the Stars 100k.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t6000 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 (t104649)
MP1 (t272648)
MP2 (t93283)
CO (t41488)
Hero (t46883)
SB (t55666)
BB (t240593)
UTG (t74068)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t18000</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t46583</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls t28583.

Flop: (t94966) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t94966) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t94966) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t94966

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP1 has As Tc (three of a kind, tens).
Hero has Ac Kd (two pair, kings and tens).
Outcome: MP1 wins t94966. </font>

Would have put me back to about average.

Also lost a race in the 20r to bust 24th. If I win the race I'm top 5 stack. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Between the 2 tourneys I had about 6k in equity at one point.