**Official uNL Microbrew thread: August**

[kaz2107]

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YO !!!!


Tomorrow me, the GF and Gelford Jr. (yep, gf is two months pregnant) leave for Madeira for a week, so you'll have noone to tell you that you suck and should stop acting like spoiled crybaby brats until I return [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Take care and play good poker ! (and ffs don't whine! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] )

[/ QUOTE ]congrats dude. thats awsome. lets get some picks of the lil fella in a few months

[vixticator]

Here is my last 20k hands at 5nl. Poker Grapher, Patterns, etc., don't work for me so this is PT db graph. Left side is running total won in dollars, top number is 150. Up $82.55... meh.

[Micro Donk]

[x] showdown value

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $10.50
BB: $5.40
UTG: $13.55
BTN: $17.35

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG calls $0.10, BTN folds, Hero calls $0.05, BB checks

Flop: ($0.30) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks

Turn: ($0.30) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks

River: ($0.30) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks

Pot Size: $0.30 ($0 Rake)

UTG had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON (+$0.20)
BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$0.10)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$0.10)

[tehDiceman]

lol i tilted this guy so hard.

i had been folding to tons of villian moves over the course of my session but i decided that i would flip for this one, just to see what happens. no tilt as i was running ok.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.05 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $8.44
BB: $2.47
UTG: $2.63
MP: $3.00
<u>CO: $4.50</u>
<u>Hero (BTN): $10.26</u>

Preflop: Hero is dealt T T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP checks, <font color="red">CO raises to $0.15</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.60</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $4.50</font>, Hero calls $3.90

Flop: ($9.12) T 4 J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($9.12) T 4 J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($9.12) T 4 J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $9.12 ($0.45 Rake)

CO had A A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Fours) and LOST (-$4.50)
Hero had T T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Fours) and WON (+$4.17)

after the flop fell i said k thx.

RAGONLY&lt;()&gt;&lt; said, "omg"
x_mnholdem_x said, "lucky chimp"
tehDiceman said, "dont call me a chimp"
x_mnholdem_x said, "lucky chimp"
x_mnholdem_x said, "1010?"
x_mnholdem_x said, "lol"
x_mnholdem_x said, "nice call chimp"
tehDiceman said, "hmmmm, your chips feel so good on my side of the table."
x_mnholdem_x said, "u need the money"
tehDiceman said, "nah, not really"
x_mnholdem_x said, "go bankn it"
tehDiceman said, "im way overrolled for this limit"
x_mnholdem_x said, "bye chimp"
RAGONLY&lt;()&gt;&lt; said, "ur a fucn moron"
RAGONLY&lt;()&gt;&lt; said, "tech"
x_mnholdem_x said, "nice miracle"
RAGONLY&lt;()&gt;&lt; said, "he had AA"
x_mnholdem_x said, "2 outer"
tehDiceman said, "lol"
RAGONLY&lt;()&gt;&lt; said, "ur a donk"
x_mnholdem_x said, "4 to 1 dog or more"
tehDiceman said, "dont be so sad"
tehDiceman said, "stars is hookin me up"
tehDiceman said, "i sent them a bribe check"
tehDiceman said, "they flipped my BOOMSWITCH"
x_mnholdem_x said, "but of course they always reward the donks"
tehDiceman said, "no donk here, i just told you i paid them off ldo"
x_mnholdem_x said, "what would i opush there"
x_mnholdem_x said, "all my money on the table"
tehDiceman said, "lol"
x_mnholdem_x said, "i only had the best starting hand in poker"
x_mnholdem_x said, "silly me"
tehDiceman said, "STARTING being the key word"
x_mnholdem_x said, "shoulda know u had me dominated"
x_mnholdem_x said, "heads up"
tehDiceman said, "HU4ROLLZ"
tehDiceman said, "1000K FIGHT YO"
tehDiceman said, "lol"
tehDiceman said, "wait, isnt your whole roll on the table? they dont make HU tables that low"
x_mnholdem_x said, "just run along and buy urself a pokerstars hat"
x_mnholdem_x said, "ya my whole roll is on the table"
x_mnholdem_x said, "idiot"
tehDiceman said, "lol"
tehDiceman said, "you want me to ship you that money back? sounds like you need it more than i do"
tehDiceman said, "you should be mad at stars"
tehDiceman said, "they sent me that T cause i asked for it"
tehDiceman said, "i was talking to my stars rep and he said SHIP IT"
x_mnholdem_x said, "question"
tehDiceman said, "shoot"
x_mnholdem_x said, "what did u [put me on when i reraised all in"
x_mnholdem_x said, "at the minimum JJ or QQ?"
tehDiceman said, "99+, AQ, AK, KQ"
x_mnholdem_x said, "lmfao"
x_mnholdem_x said, "i WOULD NEVER"
x_mnholdem_x said, "push all in with any of those hands"
RAGONLY&lt;()&gt;&lt; said, "shut the fuc up man u got lucky"
x_mnholdem_x said, "especially after a reraise"
tehDiceman said, "lol"
x_mnholdem_x said, "u dumb ***"




roll is officially over $300, thx to X_mnholdem_x. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

interestingly enough, i was only a slight dog against the range i stated.


Hand 0: 45.271% 44.36% 00.91% 305328228 6293928.00 { TT }
Hand 1: 54.729% 53.81% 00.91% 370430124 6293928.00 { 99+, AQo+, KQo }

[Gelford]

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[ QUOTE ]
YO !!!!


Tomorrow me, the GF and Gelford Jr. (yep, gf is two months pregnant) leave for Madeira for a week, so you'll have noone to tell you that you suck and should stop acting like spoiled crybaby brats until I return [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Take care and play good poker ! (and ffs don't whine! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] )

[/ QUOTE ]congrats dude. thats awsome. lets get some picks of the lil fella in a few months

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Thx Kaz ... Cya all around, I have a plane to catch in a few hours [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[thac]

ship. pretty good for never playing a stud mtt before

[PJo336]

x_mnholdem_x said, "i only had the best starting hand in poker"
x_mnholdem_x said, "silly me"
tehDiceman said, "STARTING being the key word"


pwned, nice

thac, solid, ur a baller, win the main event and SHIP SHIP SHIP....me some monies haha

[Shaqalicious]

wow i was going to make a deposit sometime this week because i had to cash out a few weeks ago for personal expenses, but i may not have to now.

4th in bodog 1K guaranteed freeroll for $60
play 200 hands at 10NL - +3 buyins

0--&gt;$90 in 1 day

i always wondered how the hell people built a bankroll from nothing, but i may be on my way, so LOOK OUT CHRIS FERGUSON!

[Shizzle12345]

iv had 2 1k days at 100NL now, i think its time to move up lol.

[munkey]

[ QUOTE ]
YO !!!!


Tomorrow me, the GF and Gelford Jr. (yep, gf is two months pregnant) leave for Madeira for a week, so you'll have noone to tell you that you suck and should stop acting like spoiled crybaby brats until I return [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Take care and play good poker ! (and ffs don't whine! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] )

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congratulations gelford [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Make sure the GF lays off the 'ol maderia unless you're weaning GF junior early [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

thac
congrats IDK how to play stud but now ship an SSNL bankroll win.