SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[ofishstix]

first sesh in a month and a half...1k hands so far havent won a pot over 200 dollars yet...

then vs a huge moron

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $340.95
BB: $200.00
UTG: $198.00
MP: $282.75
Hero (CO): $244.35
BTN: $80.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $74.00</font>, Hero calls $50.00

Flop: ($151) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $100.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $170.35</font>, MP calls $70.35

Turn: ($491.70) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($491.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $491.70 ($3 Rake)

MP had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON (+$244.35)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$244.35)

[orange]

lol thats pretty sick.

[ofishstix]

followed by a $164 misclick when my dog jumps onto my bed...home is gaaay

PokerStars Game #11612111160: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/21 - 14:27:07 (ET)
Table 'Nephele III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jk3a ($256 in chips)
Seat 2: nexten27 ($248 in chips)
Seat 3: cconnard ($379.90 in chips)
Seat 4: ofishstix ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: hdav ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: weswoot ($556.70 in chips)
cconnard: posts small blind $1
ofishstix: posts big blind $2
hdav: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [Qh Ad]
hdav: checks
weswoot: calls $2
jk3a: folds
nexten27: folds
cconnard: folds
ofishstix: checks
*** FLOP *** [5h Qc 4h]
ofishstix: bets $4
hdav: folds
weswoot: calls $4
*** TURN *** [5h Qc 4h] [8s]
ofishstix: bets $12
weswoot: raises $18 to $30
ofishstix: calls $18
*** RIVER *** [5h Qc 4h 8s] [5c]
ofishstix: checks
weswoot: bets $65
ofishstix: raises $65 to $130
weswoot: raises $65 to $195
ofishstix said, "ugh"
ofishstix said, "misclick"
ofishstix said, "lol"
ofishstix: calls $34 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
weswoot: shows [7s 6s] (a straight, Four to Eight)
ofishstix said, "lol"
ofishstix: mucks hand
weswoot collected $400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $403 | Rake $3
Board [5h Qc 4h 8s 5c]
Seat 1: jk3a folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: nexten27 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: cconnard (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ofishstix (big blind) mucked [Qh Ad]
Seat 5: hdav folded on the Flop
Seat 6: weswoot showed [7s 6s] and won ($400) with a straight, Four to Eight

[delta k]

Orange- people laughed when I said AP is rigged- now you believe it?

[orange]

I still laugh because I've played horribly the past two days. No excuses.

[Shizzle12345]

no poka for me today. Tommorow im gonnawin my 1200 back.

[Double Eagle]

Was having a really crappy session when this hand turned it around. Villain loves to 3 bet me super light but will fold many of the midpairish hands in his range.

POKERSTARS GAME #11611071466: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/21 - 13:19:27 (ET)
Table 'Phemios' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: cconnard ($190.75 in chips)
Seat 2: PaulWall1986 ($30.25 in chips)
Seat 4: smallfish31 ($465.10 in chips)
Seat 5: moneyymakerr ($304 in chips)
Seat 6: ZeKGB ($266.30 in chips)
PaulWall1986: posts small blind $1
smallfish31: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ZeKGB [Ac Kd]
moneyymakerr: folds
ZeKGB: raises $6 to $8
cconnard: raises $20 to $28
PaulWall1986: folds
smallfish31: folds
ZeKGB: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [3c 3d Qd]
ZeKGB: checks
cconnard: bets $46
ZeKGB: raises $192.30 to $238.30 and is all-in
cconnard: calls $116.75 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3c 3d Qd] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [3c 3d Qd 2s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ZeKGB: shows [Ac Kd] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
cconnard: mucks hand
ZeKGB collected $382.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $384.50 | Rake $2
Board [3c 3d Qd 2s Ah]
Seat 1: cconnard (button) mucked [5d 8d]
Seat 2: PaulWall1986 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: smallfish31 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: moneyymakerr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ZeKGB showed [Ac Kd] and won ($382.50) with two pair, Aces and Threes

[Double Eagle]

ILB, how does 36% w$wsf + 49% w$sd = 58bb wr? Thats crazy.

edit: Oh never mind, every time you get a big pair or flop a set you stack someone. Clearly sustainable.

[BombayBadboy]

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $201.00
BB: $165.50
UTG: $223.04
Hero (BTN): $283.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, SB calls $6.00, BB folds

Flop: ($16) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $12.00</font>, SB calls $12.00

Turn: ($40) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $32.00</font>, SB calls $32.00

River: ($104) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $232.70</font>, SB calls all-in for $150.00
Uncalled bet of $82.70 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $404.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Eights) and LOST (-$201.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Tens) and WON (+$201.00)

ZEEbo, yo. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[ofishstix]

PokerStars Game #11613003419: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/21 - 15:16:19 (ET)
Table 'Chara III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Oord ($226.95 in chips)
Seat 2: ofishstix ($343.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Bidicha ($911.55 in chips)
Seat 5: angouvine ($196.10 in chips)
Seat 6: mrpsychos ($218.35 in chips)
angouvine: posts small blind $1
mrpsychos: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [Qc Qd]
Oord: folds
ofishstix: raises $4 to $6
Bidicha: raises $12 to $18
angouvine: folds
mrpsychos: folds
ofishstix: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Tc 8s 7s]
ofishstix: checks
Bidicha: bets $14
ofishstix: raises $32 to $46
planning onfolding to a 3bet?