Official JULY Thread: General Discussion/etc

[tcorbin16]

im tilting right now [censored] all the [censored] fish. merry xmas to u regs who i am loading the fish up with money.

[skier_5]

about [censored] time



also 5/10 and 10/20 are nigth and day.

[Colms]

anyone ship me 2k on absolute for 2200 on stars or full tilt?

[Ship Ship McGipp]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2999715958: Table Tinta (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:01:16 ET - 2007/07/19
Seat 1: aejones ($1,030.50)
Seat 2: snappo ($1,152)
Seat 3: gigantorp ($1,746.25)
Seat 4: Sleepy80 ($1,234.50)
Seat 5: cwhokie ($267.50)
Seat 6: merchx ($354.50)
aejones posts the small blind of $5
snappo posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [5d 5c]
gigantorp folds
Sleepy80 folds
cwhokie folds
merchx folds
aejones raises to $30
snappo calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Jd As 5h]
aejones bets $40
snappo calls $40
*** TURN *** [Jd As 5h] [8c]
aejones bets $110
snappo calls $110
*** RIVER *** [Jd As 5h 8c] [4h]
aejones bets $290
snappo raises to $972, and is all in
aejones calls $560.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $121.50 returned to snappo
*** SHOW DOWN ***
snappo shows [7d 6d] a straight, Eight high
aejones mucks
snappo wins the pot ($2,058) with a straight, Eight high
aejones is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,061 | Rake $3
Board: [Jd As 5h 8c 4h]
Seat 1: aejones (small blind) mucked [5d 5c] - three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: snappo (big blind) showed [7d 6d] and won ($2,058) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 3: gigantorp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Sleepy80 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: cwhokie didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: merchx (button) didn't bet (folded)

[TheWorstPlayer]

yeah, ipoke, -2k brutal. wtf. stfu. and send me money.

[Sponger.]

+23k this month online in 24.5 hours! Need another +3k to take a 3 BI shot at 25/50. gogogogo

FullTiltPoker Game #3000316277: Table Anchor (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:55:46 ET - 2007/07/19
Seat 1: Maf54 ($1,646)
Seat 2: DirtyWhore999 ($389.50)
DirtyWhore999 posts the small blind of $5
Maf54 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maf54 [Ac Jc]
DirtyWhore999 raises to $20
Maf54 has 15 seconds left to act
Maf54 raises to $80
DirtyWhore999 calls $60
*** FLOP *** [2s 4s 9c]
Maf54 checks
DirtyWhore999 bets $309.50, and is all in
Maf54 calls $309.50
DirtyWhore999 shows [6s 7s]
Maf54 shows [Ac Jc]
*** TURN *** [2s 4s 9c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [2s 4s 9c Ah] [Qc]
DirtyWhore999 shows Ace Queen high
Maf54 shows a pair of Aces
Maf54 wins the pot ($778.50) with a pair of Aces
DirtyWhore999 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $779 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2s 4s 9c Ah Qc]
Seat 1: Maf54 (big blind) showed [Ac Jc] and won ($778.50) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: DirtyWhore999 (small blind) showed [6s 7s] and lost with Ace Queen high

[LucidDream]

if you played vs me tonight you saw some incredible spewage i'm sure

[los_toros]

POKERSTARS GAME #11032365265: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/07/20 - 01:17:28 (ET)
Table 'Hilda V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Lukster100 ($305.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Lucky_WIns ($435 in chips)
Seat 3: HEROw/BALLS ($795 in chips)
Seat 4: forcewithme9 ($389.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Bouge_Todd ($639.55 in chips)
Seat 6: theghstrider ($723.40 in chips)
forcewithme9: posts small blind $2
Bouge_Todd: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HEROw/BALLS [Ts Ad]
theghstrider: folds
Lukster100: folds
Lucky_WIns: folds
HEROw/BALLS: raises $12 to $16
forcewithme9: folds
Bouge_Todd: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [2d 8s 8d]
Bouge_Todd: checks
HEROw/BALLS: bets $24
Bouge_Todd: raises $52 to $76
HEROw/BALLS: calls $52
*** TURN *** [2d 8s 8d] [9h]
Bouge_Todd: checks
HEROw/BALLS: bets $120
Bouge_Todd: raises $427.55 to $547.55 and is all-in
HEROw/BALLS: calls $427.55
*** RIVER *** [2d 8s 8d 9h] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bouge_Todd: shows [7s 6s] (a straight, Six to Ten)
HEROw/BALLS: mucks hand
Bouge_Todd collected $1278.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1281.10 | Rake $3
Board [2d 8s 8d 9h Tc]
Seat 1: Lukster100 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Lucky_WIns folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: HEROw/BALLS (button) mucked [Ts Ad]
Seat 4: forcewithme9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Bouge_Todd (big blind) showed [7s 6s] and won ($1278.10) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 6: theghstrider folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[stan ivey]

im so sexy it hurt woohoo

2/4 6max

limp, limp, villain minraises in SB to 8, i call w/87s, all call

flop (32): 8s 4d 2d

sb bets 32, i call 32, all fold

turn (96): 2s

sb bets 96, i call 96

river (288): 4h

sb shoves for 200, i call, QhJh no good sir

[BalugaWhale]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3001357193: Table Roberta (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:45:19 ET - 2007/07/20
Seat 1: balugawhale ($2,000)
Seat 2: dwballz ($3,862)
Seat 3: DrunkPPlaya ($2,504), is sitting out
Seat 4: OnebyTwo ($400)
Seat 5: E Tyme ($3,733)
Seat 6: Nevrborn ($1,990)
dwballz posts the small blind of $10
OnebyTwo posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to balugawhale [Kc Jc]
E Tyme folds
Nevrborn raises to $70
balugawhale raises to $245
dwballz folds
OnebyTwo folds
Nevrborn calls $175
*** FLOP *** [3s Tc Qc]
Nevrborn checks
balugawhale bets $388
Nevrborn calls $388
*** TURN *** [3s Tc Qc] [9h]
Nevrborn checks
balugawhale bets $1,367, and is all in
Nevrborn calls $1,357, and is all in
balugawhale shows [Kc Jc]
Nevrborn shows [Th Td]
Uncalled bet of $10 returned to balugawhale
*** RIVER *** [3s Tc Qc 9h] [Ts]
balugawhale shows a straight, King high
Nevrborn shows four of a kind, Tens
Nevrborn wins the pot ($4,007) with four of a kind, Tens
balugawhale is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,010 | Rake $3
Board: [3s Tc Qc 9h Ts]
Seat 1: balugawhale (button) showed [Kc Jc] and lost with a straight, King high
Seat 2: dwballz (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: DrunkPPlaya is sitting out
Seat 4: OnebyTwo (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: E Tyme didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Nevrborn showed [Th Td] and won ($4,007) with four of a kind, Tens

seriously let me run good at 10/20 one fckking time