STTF [censored] thread December (NSFW)

[BHokie1]

Just saw this commercial...

"When you gamble for fun, you've already won"

[BHokie1]

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Glad your alive Al.

I hope you got a better explanation than "eat better and exercise more."

When you passed out did you really fall down unconscious?

Maybe really low blood sugar? Really high?

You don't have the flu?

Crazy in the head?

I mean, wtf, it's not just eat right and exercise more, or people would be passing out left and right.

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Doctors said there was no real explanantion as the tests said everything was fine. He told me basically that I most likely was coming down with a cold or some [censored]. Which of course is cheap, and yeah it worries me a little to considering I am passing out and I am only 20. This was about a month ago though and I really haven't had anything abnormal happen since.

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It was the day old pizza. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[ALReturnsLOL]

questionable chicken is on the menu tonight baby.

[sippin_criss]

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Al,

Is that for an actual class? What is the context?

Yugoslav

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This paper is for orientation. We have to do a health event. I asked him if I could write a paper about going to the hospital and he told me no. So the fact that I am going to turn it in anyway is just lol to me.

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thats lol 2 me 2. your hospital tr was gold as well. also, just had the worst cash game downswing ive ever had last session, and made a buyin still. ship it.

[BHokie1]

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questionable chicken is on the menu tonight baby.

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The nurse in the hospital must of been smoking hot [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img], and you left it out of the story.

[ALReturnsLOL]

sippin- I would tell you to stfu (about cash brag) , but I know you are sensitive.

Bhokie- Cue the twins in hospital clothes pic.

[WordWhiz]

I just busted out of two tourneys in a row on the first hand. That's got to win me some sort of dubious achievement award:

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1500
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
Hero: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Button: t1500
SB: t1500
BB: t1500

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP2 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Hero calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t30)</font>, 4 folds, 4 folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to t60</font>, Hero calls t40 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t90)</font>.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t130, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets t100</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t240</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to t500</font>, Hero calls t260 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t870)</font>.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t1130, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB is all-in t940</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in t940</font>.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t3010, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3010)


Results:
Final pot: t3010
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Kh Kc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 8s 8h</font>


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1500
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP2: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Button: t1500
SB: t1500
BB: t1500

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t80</font>, 3 folds, MP3 calls t80 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t110)</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to t240</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t1500</font>, MP3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in t1260</font>.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3100)


Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3100)


River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3100)


Results:
Final pot: t200
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 9s 9h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ad As</font>

[fluorescenthippo]

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[cha59]

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[Snarf]

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its almost worth downloading FT just for this