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Old 03-07-2006, 04:29 PM
Xellos Xellos is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This is very impressive. The biggest pot ever lost on BBV and it was at $2/4 instead of 300/600 or something huge. You should get a trophy.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:32 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This beat is worse
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:32 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Having a HoF after this thread is like having sex with Angelina Jolie when you're 13 and then trying to masturbate to the 9th grade cheerleading team.

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This post confused me a lot, because when I was 13, Angelina Jolie was 4.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:34 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This beat is worse

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Open seat in a $6/$12 game. He screamed, mentally spending his lion's share of the jackpot, right around $30,000.

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No. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

That is only a 2500-BB Non-Poker-Bad-Beat.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:35 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This beat is worse

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not even close. If i was the old lady, i wouldve done the same thing...

peace

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Old 03-07-2006, 04:36 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This beat is fictional

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FYP
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:38 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This beat is worse

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I would have beat the living [censored] out of that old women.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:38 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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This beat is worse

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Wrong.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:38 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Having a HoF after this thread is like having sex with Angelina Jolie when you're 13 and then trying to masturbate to the 9th grade cheerleading team.

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This post confused me a lot, because when I was 13, Angelina Jolie was 4.

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This post confused me because when I was 13 I could've had sex with Angelina Jolie and then beat off six or seven more times to a Mervyn's catalog with no problem.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:40 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Having a HoF after this thread is like having sex with Angelina Jolie when you're 13 and then trying to masturbate to the 9th grade cheerleading team.

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This post confused me a lot, because when I was 13, Angelina Jolie was 4.

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This post confused me because when I was 13 I could've had sex with Angelina Jolie and then beat off six or seven more times to a Mervyn's catalog with no problem.

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To Tim: use your imagination

To Shant: congratulations
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