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Old 08-06-2007, 03:22 AM
elcastigador elcastigador is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

where is said poker room in college station btw?
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:01 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

That sucks bro
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:53 AM
Nicok7 Nicok7 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

This post make me happy, sorry and thanks.

My 2 cents:
-Bitch is a gold digger at best and a psycho at worst, prolly good that you won't seee her again.
-Parents are likely nice people but have associated parenting with control, the more you give in and the more they will want from you. Tell them that you want to be an adult and it is your responsibility to make your own mistakes. Do consider their advice though as they usually know better than you.
-You will soon want to find your own pad, and your brother will soon want to kick you out.
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  #114  
Old 08-06-2007, 10:31 AM
quirkasaurus quirkasaurus is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

some grunch:

+) Tell girl what happened and pay her for the evening.
+) Tell mom what happened and "Thanks for embarrassing me to death.
The very least you could have done was have the DECENCY and RESPECT
to tell me."
+) Take control over your finances. Drastically, if necessary.
+) Take other reasonable measures to avoid this ever recurring.

Stupid buttinsky parents need to get their own lives and
stop mettling in yours.

( btw -- I'm a father of 4, ages 16-24 )
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  #115  
Old 08-06-2007, 10:34 AM
The B The B is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

beat #1
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my brother is going to vet school there and has a house, so obv i'm living with him (and his hot wife

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I strongly reccomend getting an apartment or experiencing "dorm life"

Beat #2
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i immediately hit it off with a chick that looks eerily like an ex-gf

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too early for bad memories


Beat #3
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parents, although extremely educated and very intelligent, are absolutely retarded and close minded about some things- namely online poker.

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they need to loosen up....it's online poker, not Crack


Beat #4
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i have no cash because i don't carry it around

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ver, very unballer
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  #116  
Old 08-06-2007, 10:43 AM
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lol @ OP thinking $45 is expensive for a steak dinner! im suprised nobody's caught that yet.
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Old 08-06-2007, 10:45 AM
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lol @ OP thinking $45 is expensive for a steak dinner! im suprised nobody's caught that yet.

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lol good call.. So unballa
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  #118  
Old 08-06-2007, 11:01 AM
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good post op
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:02 AM
Biggerstack Biggerstack is offline
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Where's pics of hot sister-in-law! Stillwaiting for lilballer.
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:17 PM
mrjetguy mrjetguy is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My parents are retarded

at least you didn't get the crazy girl pregnate... now that would be a beat
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