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#112
02-11-2007, 07:07 PM
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Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
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[ QUOTE ] I don't know if this is a cliche. I've only heard it once, but at the right time it works. I'm so tight I only play black aces. [/ QUOTE ] Is this funny? Is there a double entendre or something that I'm too dense to see? [/ QUOTE ] I think that he meant "I only play black hooks." 
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#113
02-11-2007, 08:43 PM
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Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
Someone made a tiny bet into a big pot at 1/2NL, say $3 into $80 pot.
The guy next to me goes, "3 dollars? I'd watch two squirrels f--k for 3 dollars!" and tosses in the call. Got a good round of laughter from the table.
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#114
02-11-2007, 09:13 PM
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Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
How can you not get the "black aces" line.
You're at the table. You fold on the button. Dealer announces, "Button folds." Guy next to you has noticed your tight play, so he says, "Well there's a surprise." You reply, "I'm so tight, I only play black aces." This gets a laugh 90% of the time. I can't believe nobody's heard that one before.
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#115
02-11-2007, 09:20 PM
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Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
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i'm reading though some of the post and i'm coming to the conclusion that this thread was a bad ideal [/ QUOTE ] Not only that but it's not optimal either. Cody
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#117
02-11-2007, 11:27 PM
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Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
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How can you not get the "black aces" line. [/ QUOTE ] They get it, but the thread title was funny b+m lines you've heard...
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#118
02-12-2007, 10:02 AM
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Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
The Orleans in Las Vegas, 3 years ago, like midnight or so.
The game was limit holdem, 3-6 or so. Table full of elderly players, plus me and an asian girl (not very good-looking but very funny) in like 30 years of age. Anyway, the Asian Girl talks, talks and talks. Strangely she talks to me as well, a swedish guy that does not speak very good English, and therefore are a bit shy. Ok, the asian girl is hungry, and se says: " Pizza. I want pizza. I give sex for pizza", knowing that I will take it as a joke. Anyway, almost the same second the whife (around 70 years of age) of one of the oldest players comes to the table and ask the husband if they should go home. "Shh, I cant leave now, Im about to get laid!" is his instant response.
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#119
02-12-2007, 10:19 AM
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Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
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[ QUOTE ] How can you not get the "black aces" line. [/ QUOTE ] They get it, but the thread title was funny b+m lines you've heard... [/ QUOTE ] Yeah there's no pun or anything that at least I can see. It's just stating a retardly tight idea or something.
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#120
02-12-2007, 10:57 AM
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Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
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The Orleans in Las Vegas, 3 years ago, like midnight or so. The game was limit holdem, 3-6 or so. Table full of elderly players, plus me and an asian girl (not very good-looking but very funny) in like 30 years of age. Anyway, the Asian Girl talks, talks and talks. Strangely she talks to me as well, a swedish guy that does not speak very good English, and therefore are a bit shy. Ok, the asian girl is hungry, and se says: " Pizza. I want pizza. I give sex for pizza", knowing that I will take it as a joke. Anyway, almost the same second the whife (around 70 years of age) of one of the oldest players comes to the table and ask the husband if they should go home. "Shh, I cant leave now, Im about to get laid!" is his instant response. [/ QUOTE ] REDEMPTION of my thread from the nits complaning that the lines aren't funny. This one got me chuckling.
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