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#111
01-11-2007, 10:46 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? <font color="white">A jew is a person whose religion is Judaism while a pizza is a flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with other topings. </font> How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? <font color="white"> You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it really. </font> A blonde woman and a black man jump off a building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? <font color="white">Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Neither hair color nor race affects acceleration due to gravity. </font> [/ QUOTE ] I laughed 
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#113
01-12-2007, 12:59 AM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
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What does the Ethiopian flag look like??? <font color="white"> </font> Dunno, they ate it. [/ QUOTE ] Here is my Ethiopian contribution...very underrated jokes. Why can't Ethiopian's go to the movies? They can't keep the seats down. What do you call an Ethiopian with a dime on his head? Nail What do you call an Ethiopian with an afro? Microphone What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese. How do tell the difference between a rich Ethiopian and a poor Ethiopian? The rich Ethiopian has a Rolex around his waist. What the difference between and Ethiopian and a pair of Levi's? A pair of Levi's only has one fly on them.
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#116
01-12-2007, 01:09 AM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
Why do Ethiopians give the best blowjobs?
<font color="white">because they always swallow </font> What did Jamaal get on his SATs? <font color="white">barbeque sauce </font> edit: well i sure feel dumb now.....
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#117
01-12-2007, 01:10 AM
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[ QUOTE ] How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? <font color="white">None, feminists won't ever change anything. </font> [/ QUOTE ] Or: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? <font color="white">THAT'S NOT FUNNY! </font> [/ QUOTE ] How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? <font color="white">Two. One to change the light bulb and one to suck my dick while I beat my wife!</font>
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#118
01-12-2007, 01:18 AM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
all,
-what's worse than [insert minority here] in a blender? -[profanity] in a [shock word]!! 0MG i think i have the formula down. im hilarious. let's go for another 100 posts in this thread.
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#119
01-12-2007, 01:22 AM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
wait, i just remembered another one.
-what do you tell a [insert minority here] in a [please choose one: bus, oven, teepee, dildo]? -[profanity] in a [shock word]!!
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#120
01-12-2007, 01:22 AM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
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all, -what's worse than [insert minority here] in a blender? -[profanity] in a [shock word]!! 0MG i think i have the formula down. im hilarious. let's go for another 100 posts in this thread. [/ QUOTE ] this joke sucks
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