ask a four year old a question

[Aloysius]

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Why does gum get worn out?
Because if you chew it too much, it will turn into toilet paper

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-Al

[LeapFrog]

Thanks for posting jek these crack me up.

[jek187]

I'm glad you guys liked em. We had a great time asking/answering them, so if anyone comes up with anymore questions, we'll be happy to tackle them. And this time I'll take a little more care to improve readability.

[DonkeyKongSr]

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Who is better: God or Santa?

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I asked this one to my niece as well.

"Santa, OF COURSE. He's a real guy!"

~D

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God needs to make more mall appearances.

[Wu36]

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Barney/eating children?
Because he's a nice sharp tooth.


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land before time ftw