Top 10 sickest ever internet hands-nominee thread

[Taylor Caby]

why couldn't the river have been a six???

tc

Full Tilt Poker Game #891958696: Table Relic (heads up) - $100/$200 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:38:29 ET - 2006/08/13
Seat 1: tay ($29,747)
Seat 2: John DAgostino ($41,618.25)
tay posts the small blind of $100
John DAgostino posts the big blind of $200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
tay raises to $600
John DAgostino calls $400
*** FLOP *** [7h 2d 4d]
John DAgostino bets $1,200
tay raises to $3,800
John DAgostino calls $2,600
*** TURN *** [7h 2d 4d] [9c]
John DAgostino checks
tay has 15 seconds left to act
tay bets $5,200
John DAgostino calls $5,200
*** RIVER *** [7h 2d 4d 9c] [5c]
John DAgostino checks
tay has 15 seconds left to act
tay bets $16,000
John DAgostino: bluffing?
John DAgostino has 15 seconds left to act
John DAgostino calls $16,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tay shows [6c As] (Ace Nine high)
John DAgostino shows [5d 6s] (a pair of Fives)
John DAgostino wins the pot ($51,199.50) with a pair of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51,200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7h 2d 4d 9c 5c]
Seat 1: tay (small blind) showed [6c As] and lost with Ace Nine high
Seat 2: John DAgostino (big blind) showed [5d 6s] and won ($51,199.50) with a pair of Fives

[KRANTZ]

ok this one wins, this just happened

Full Tilt Poker Game #2981411471: Table Bennett (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:06:05 ET - 2007/07/18
Seat 1: TILTYBOY ($30,681.70)
Seat 2: Ace18 ($40,197)
Seat 3: whitelime ($171,025)
Seat 4: David Benyamine ($26,286)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp ($30,397)
Seat 6: Urindanger ($52,394)
TILTYBOY posts the small blind of $200
Ace18 posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
whitelime folds
David Benyamine folds
YourTimeIsUp folds
Urindanger folds
TILTYBOY raises to $1,200
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 calls $800
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ks 8c]
TILTYBOY bets $1,800
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 raises to $6,700
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $12,000
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $5,300
*** TURN *** [Kd Ks 8c] [8h]
TILTYBOY checks
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 bets $6,200
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $17,481.70, and is all in
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $11,281.70
TILTYBOY shows [4c 3c]
Ace18 shows [9c Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Ks 8c 8h] [7d]
TILTYBOY shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 wins the pot ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
TILTYBOY is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $61,363.40 | Rake $3
Board: [Kd Ks 8c 8h 7d]
Seat 1: TILTYBOY (small blind) showed [4c 3c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 2: Ace18 (big blind) showed [9c Qd] and won ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: whitelime didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: David Benyamine didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Urindanger (button) didn't bet (folded)

[MaxRaises]

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ok this one wins, this just happened

Full Tilt Poker Game #2981411471: Table Bennett (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:06:05 ET - 2007/07/18
Seat 1: TILTYBOY ($30,681.70)
Seat 2: Ace18 ($40,197)
Seat 3: whitelime ($171,025)
Seat 4: David Benyamine ($26,286)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp ($30,397)
Seat 6: Urindanger ($52,394)
TILTYBOY posts the small blind of $200
Ace18 posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
whitelime folds
David Benyamine folds
YourTimeIsUp folds
Urindanger folds
TILTYBOY raises to $1,200
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 calls $800
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ks 8c]
TILTYBOY bets $1,800
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 raises to $6,700
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $12,000
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $5,300
*** TURN *** [Kd Ks 8c] [8h]
TILTYBOY checks
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 bets $6,200
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $17,481.70, and is all in
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $11,281.70
TILTYBOY shows [4c 3c]
Ace18 shows [9c Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Ks 8c 8h] [7d]
TILTYBOY shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 wins the pot ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
TILTYBOY is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $61,363.40 | Rake $3
Board: [Kd Ks 8c 8h 7d]
Seat 1: TILTYBOY (small blind) showed [4c 3c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 2: Ace18 (big blind) showed [9c Qd] and won ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: whitelime didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: David Benyamine didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Urindanger (button) didn't bet (folded)

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I like how Ace slowrolled him

[Stinger88]

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ok this one wins, this just happened

Full Tilt Poker Game #2981411471: Table Bennett (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:06:05 ET - 2007/07/18
Seat 1: TILTYBOY ($30,681.70)
Seat 2: Ace18 ($40,197)
Seat 3: whitelime ($171,025)
Seat 4: David Benyamine ($26,286)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp ($30,397)
Seat 6: Urindanger ($52,394)
TILTYBOY posts the small blind of $200
Ace18 posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
whitelime folds
David Benyamine folds
YourTimeIsUp folds
Urindanger folds
TILTYBOY raises to $1,200
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 calls $800
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ks 8c]
TILTYBOY bets $1,800
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 raises to $6,700
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $12,000
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $5,300
*** TURN *** [Kd Ks 8c] [8h]
TILTYBOY checks
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 bets $6,200
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $17,481.70, and is all in
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $11,281.70
TILTYBOY shows [4c 3c]
Ace18 shows [9c Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Ks 8c 8h] [7d]
TILTYBOY shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 wins the pot ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
TILTYBOY is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $61,363.40 | Rake $3
Board: [Kd Ks 8c 8h 7d]
Seat 1: TILTYBOY (small blind) showed [4c 3c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 2: Ace18 (big blind) showed [9c Qd] and won ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: whitelime didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: David Benyamine didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Urindanger (button) didn't bet (folded)

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def winner

[Requin]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pokerhand.org/?542477
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...Number=8699634

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah the durr hand on top gets my vote, first thing I thought of when I opened this thread.

[DonkBluffer]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pokerhand.org/?542477
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...Number=8699634

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah the durr hand on top gets my vote, first thing I thought of when I opened this thread.

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How's that durrrr hand even possible.

[RainFall]

This hand was not fake. actually this hand B Buddy was in. Not sure which hand he had but i recall him being in it.

[whitelime]

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ok this one wins, this just happened

Full Tilt Poker Game #2981411471: Table Bennett (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:06:05 ET - 2007/07/18
Seat 1: TILTYBOY ($30,681.70)
Seat 2: Ace18 ($40,197)
Seat 3: whitelime ($171,025)
Seat 4: David Benyamine ($26,286)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp ($30,397)
Seat 6: Urindanger ($52,394)
TILTYBOY posts the small blind of $200
Ace18 posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
whitelime folds
David Benyamine folds
YourTimeIsUp folds
Urindanger folds
TILTYBOY raises to $1,200
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 calls $800
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ks 8c]
TILTYBOY bets $1,800
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 raises to $6,700
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $12,000
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $5,300
*** TURN *** [Kd Ks 8c] [8h]
TILTYBOY checks
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 bets $6,200
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $17,481.70, and is all in
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $11,281.70
TILTYBOY shows [4c 3c]
Ace18 shows [9c Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Ks 8c 8h] [7d]
TILTYBOY shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 wins the pot ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
TILTYBOY is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $61,363.40 | Rake $3
Board: [Kd Ks 8c 8h 7d]
Seat 1: TILTYBOY (small blind) showed [4c 3c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 2: Ace18 (big blind) showed [9c Qd] and won ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: whitelime didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: David Benyamine didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Urindanger (button) didn't bet (folded)

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def winner

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It's not even close here: this is hands down the best ownage out of any hand posted in this thread. If this was 10/10...next closest is like 6.2/10. I wonder if everyone even understands what exactly was going on in the hand and how badly ace18 owned tiltyboy.

[isapistola]

any limit hands cant even come close to winning this title. ducy?

[MasterLJ]

I saw the whole thing with TiltyBoy... the sickest part of that hand is Ace18's turn bet to INDUCE a bluff with "the nuts," aka Q-high.