Two Plus Two Newer Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Newer Archives > General Poker Discussion > Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #111  
Old 11-06-2006, 03:21 AM
KLJ KLJ is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: ucla
Posts: 2,890
Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

WTF IS THIS OVER? IS IT TOO LATE?
Reply With Quote
  #112  
Old 11-06-2006, 03:32 AM
Clayton Clayton is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 1 time
Posts: 14,710
Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Yo...

and with a pencil, here I go, just calm your wishin', listenin', waiting
wes all now abouts to go and get some dazzlin Grimstarr hatin'
pussy gangsta thinks hes ballin', 50/50 versus the dragons
bust yo ass up off the dirt and get the [censored] off this bandwagon

chill, i'm raggin

but if i aint, then ill just preach it not to teach the proper ways of game selection,
with this section of the forums run by older men that write but cant play poker; they thinks that you's a joker

cuz ace jack off is goin all in
and combo draws with gutshots, son they're going in

money swells up in the dwellings up the patient; but you're sittin all complacent, your ass whipped by the baddest and the worst of poker nerds that calmed your nerve from west LA, to utko-PANG,

let these be the rap that ends it, chills your nerve and sends it, gets you served so you wont say sh*t,

BBV this here's appreciation; of the one and only nation of this forum without doubt, screams for one united rout, poker versus grimstarr (he cant go far?), kerbusto or almusto? never know so. but baby fly high or lose it all, grimm, we'll all love you

jkjk i grimstarred you
Reply With Quote
  #113  
Old 11-06-2006, 03:36 AM
dbeckham dbeckham is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: enjoying life on an aero bed
Posts: 109
Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

someone get prahlad friedman involved
Reply With Quote
  #114  
Old 04-11-2007, 02:50 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Blogging
Posts: 20,307
Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

bump
Reply With Quote
  #115  
Old 04-11-2007, 03:10 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: sippin goose and chunkin duece
Posts: 1,918
Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

loooooool
Reply With Quote
  #116  
Old 04-11-2007, 04:39 PM
Wht_Rbt Wht_Rbt is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 338
Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Playin heads up way over your head.
Your money's in the pot but you can't get ahead.
Pimples on your face no bitches in your bed.
You'd better give up son ur better off dead.

5k flips with a 10k roll.
Bad beats bitch teats post like a troll.
Bitches wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole
So you'd better do the dishes and assume your role.

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR


Whatcha gonna do since u can't get blown
talk to your mamma havin sex on the phone
showin street bums your rusty trombone
standin naked on the street in a no bone zone

F*ck you grimstarr pussy ass bitch
I hope you like to catch cuz you're never gonna pitch
Find a gay man, suck the chrome from his hitch,
Then take it like a ho till he throws u in the ditch

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
Reply With Quote
  #117  
Old 04-11-2007, 04:40 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Blogging
Posts: 20,307
Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[ QUOTE ]
showin street bums your rusty trombone

[/ QUOTE ]

lmao
Reply With Quote
  #118  
Old 04-11-2007, 04:44 PM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Podcasting!
Posts: 12,925
Default grunching

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

I wrote the best rhyme that you ever heard but
Reply With Quote
  #119  
Old 04-11-2007, 05:23 PM
Wilpro Wilpro is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Brighton
Posts: 575
Default Re: grunching

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
Poker is fun, for ev'ry one
Except mr grimstarr
He shud of practised avoidance
He aint a big proponent
in thinking
not just in the moment
but the possible
future problems
sometimes 'comes tough
to solve them
and i awaken
to a dream
fell aslepp as grimstarr
15 seconds with aces
before they drop
before they drop
Poker is fun, for ev'ry one
Except mr grimstarr
He shud of practised avoidance
Reply With Quote
  #120  
Old 04-11-2007, 05:47 PM
cts cts is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: VA
Posts: 5,208
Default Re: grunching

jesussss how did i miss this thread the first time around, awesome
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:10 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.