Biggest crime you've ever committed?

[ChipWrecked]

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When I was in Korea, I payed for a hooker and after I "finished", she went to the bathroom and I stole her shoes and left, that's when I realized she'd stolen my wallet.

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[Beerfund]

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When I was in Korea, I payed for a hooker and after I "finished", she went to the bathroom and I stole her shoes and left. I'm not sure it was a crime though because she was Russian. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Please don't tell us what you did with the shoes.

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One of em is in a box somewhere, I lost the other one on the bus ride home. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Kyo Souma II]

transporting controlled substances across a national border.

-kyo

[ILL34GL3]

My biggest crime was one of the following:
Selling LSD.

Stealing a CS grenade from a prison.

Snorting coke within the confines of a prison, in the control picket to be exact.

Yeah, one of those three.

[KDawg]

got caught selling several pounds of weed, mushrooms, and opium. avioded jail because of a good lawyer.

didn't ever get caught for bookeeping, and of course stealing a couple of signs when drunk

[BusterStacks]

heh, can I have my own thread for this one?

[tdp]

sold thousands of doses of lsd,following around a certain band.

[whiskeytown]

bought/smoked weed - drove drunk - speeding -

borrowed a firearm with the intent to do bodily harm to myself - cops actually handcuffed me on that one - technically I don't think any laws were broken but that was when I got in the most trouble. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] - couple days in the psycho ward against my will

stole 20 bucks from a church offering plate - (that's probably a deadly sin - stealing from God) -

[ManyBeers]

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Inspired by Kleptons post in general THE.

I've stolen some bikes too, started a fire, sold some weed.

Anyone done worse? Anyone here never done anything wrong?

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I spit in a couple of peoples faces who I was close to. It is one of those things that can't be taken back, even if your forgiven.

I've done all that other [censored] you mentioned too.

ManyBeers

[DavidC]

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wtf? that sounds too weird to be true

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It's a good story though [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Good story is an understatement here.