Random Turnoffs

[tpir]

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This is a pretty good spot for the dudes who troll Tpir with beedog pics.
-Al

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!beedogs?

[tpir]

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fading into the boob is fine.

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for future reference, this style of nip is referred to as a "blender." (the other types being puffer, and coner, natch)

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I have never heard of these classifications. Could I possibly get a link to a picture? I can't imagine what the "blender" might look like.

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FFK, I concede that the classifications are very nebulous. I can possibly work on an MSPaint or see if some of the hornballs in IRC will go through their volumes of pr0n to find a suitable example. Just remember that nip evaluation is totally in the eye of the (be)holder.

[lapoker17]

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WTF is wrong with you.

"You know what I hate? Having common interests."

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i thought you were supposed to be really smart?

[Blarg]

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Flat boring areolas that look like suction cups. To clarify: bumpy is fine, puffy is fine, conical is fine, fading into the boob is fine. But the ones that are just perfectly round and flat kind of creep me out.


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Being creeped out by regular old non-deformed nipples or aureolas seems to be a bit much. That said, there are some kinda weird nipples - not the aureolas - that sort of bloom out from the base of the nipple itself into a kind of puffy ball on top, that have sort of stopped me in my tracks because they looked so odd. I've only seen it once IRL and I think once in some skin magazine, so it's pretty rare, but kind of startling.

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And no - hair is still not fine.


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Yeah, this falls very solidly under my "Gimme a break" items that I think women should do something about rather than just pass off. Hairy nipples do NOT look okay on a woman.

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That hoarse scratchy voice that a lot of [censored] overtanned sorority girls seem to have.


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Yeah, and that burbling, phlegmy one that sounds like 60 years of hard living in a young girl is a huge turn-off. It often goes with vocal cords so fried they crack, squeak, and change tone in the middle of a sentence. This is really gross and I'm convinced the women who do this to themselves must have no idea how incredibly gross and unflattering it is.

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A girl that tries to be nasty in bed, but just doesn't have it in her.


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Depends, I guess. I'm not above enjoying someone trying their best or really getting into it, even if it is kind of comical. I've had my ridiculous moments too. We all have.

[Anacardo]

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WTF is wrong with you.

"You know what I hate? Having common interests."

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i thought you were supposed to be really smart?

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I'm gonna walk right around that and keep going.

Chicks that like sports like stuff that I like, which is good, because it gives us something to talk about, and nothing's harder than making nothing into something, conversationally.

Chicks that like beer, ditto. Plus a good beer is high on my list of aesthetic pleasures, which means she's got good taste. Plus it demonstrates that she can let her hair down. I don't like perma-drunken slores, but I certainly don't like prim little frost-queens either.

Now: Why do you disagree.

[hapa773]

body hair (legs, pits, etc)

[guids]

Also, whoever hated on chicks that get sloppy drunk...wtf?

I dont drink beer ever, unless Im out somewhere that is "known for beer" but I rarely frequent anyhwhere that has anything other than bud or but light, heineken, guiness, etc. so I dont fault chicks for that.


Yes, my liking of "jersey" (imo, they are ditzy pin-up girl names) girls names is odd, but I dont ever meet any here, every chick I know is named jennifer, or sarah.

[suzzer99]

Anacardo, am I the only one that gets you confused with Borodog?

My first reaction to your post was "damn, I'm agreeing with Borodog 100%, this is really weird". Then I figured it out.

[Anacardo]

I really prefer classic, simple names to anything else. Slightly unusual / old-fashioned is ideal; bonus points if it starts with an 'A' for no good goddamn reason at all. Alternate spellings can die in a grease fire.

'Sarah' for example is a wonderful name.

[Anacardo]

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Anacardo, am I the only one that gets you confused with Borodog?

My first reaction to your post was "damn, I'm agreeing with Borodog 100%, this is really weird". Then I figured it out.

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