Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[Taso]

What's going on with that wager? Wanna see if you're gonna get paid.

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What's going on with that wager? Wanna see if you're gonna get paid.

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No response yet. I'd be extremely suprised.

~Mike

[timsbucktwo]

bouncers are [censored] wankers, i'd [censored] kill you if i saw yopu n real life, pull out my glock, whipyou in da neck, throw it on the floor , get ma dick out, swang it about, kick you in the nuts, blow ma [censored] on yo face

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bouncers are [censored] wankers, i'd [censored] kill you if i saw yopu n real life, pull out my glock, whipyou in da neck, throw it on the floor , get ma dick out, swang it about, kick you in the nuts, blow ma [censored] on yo face

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ROTFLMAO. Is English your first language?

~Mike

[AntonHeat]

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Im moving to Vancouver. Whats the scoop on strip clubs there?

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Go to the Dirty Bird in Surrey if you want to laugh, its the dirtiest bird you will ever see. (Middle aged overweight crack addicts trying to make their way in life)

As far as Vancouver strip clubs Ive never been to one, but there are a couple on columbia in New Westminister that are decent.

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Mugs n Jugs and Paramount

[AntonHeat]

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bouncers are [censored] wankers, i'd [censored] kill you if i saw yopu n real life, pull out my glock, whipyou in da neck, throw it on the floor , get ma dick out, swang it about, kick you in the nuts, blow ma [censored] on yo face

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ROTFLMAO. Is English your first language?

~Mike

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He is British I think.. Wankers lol notamericanaments

[iggymcfly]

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Also, I'd like to set the line on is OP actually a bouncer at a strip club at:

Yes: +650
No: -800

This is just such a bad gimmick account. The guy making it can't be more than 17 or 18 if he really thinks that being a strip club bouncer is such a cool persona to have.

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Gonna call you on that right now. I'll take $5000 on Yes. Now lets discuss whether you're true to your word, or running off at the mouth.


BTW, to ensure fairness, I will not tell anymore stories/answer any more personal identification questions until iggymcfly either mans up or backs down. I've got a pretty good lock on some pretty good money here, especially at that line. Wish it were a little better though.. Why not just a straight +1000??

~Mike

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Obviously it's a joke. I've got no way of verifying whether you're who you say you are or not. And if I really let you bet, you could load up either the yes or the no for as much as you want depending on which is the case for free money. Of course, I won't let you bet.

On the bright side though, your complete lack of a sense of humor does increase the 1 in 6 chance or so that you're just a huge douchebag rather than a gimmick account. So, uh, congrats.

[gezuz]

do you care if people try to make conversation with you or do you just stare straight ahead? how much of your time is spent laughing or talking with customers?

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Also, I'd like to set the line on is OP actually a bouncer at a strip club at:

Yes: +650
No: -800

This is just such a bad gimmick account. The guy making it can't be more than 17 or 18 if he really thinks that being a strip club bouncer is such a cool persona to have.

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Gonna call you on that right now. I'll take $5000 on Yes. Now lets discuss whether you're true to your word, or running off at the mouth.


BTW, to ensure fairness, I will not tell anymore stories/answer any more personal identification questions until iggymcfly either mans up or backs down. I've got a pretty good lock on some pretty good money here, especially at that line. Wish it were a little better though.. Why not just a straight +1000??

~Mike

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Obviously it's a joke. I've got no way of verifying whether you're who you say you are or not. And if I really let you bet, you could load up either the yes or the no for as much as you want depending on which is the case for free money. Of course, I won't let you bet.

On the bright side though, your complete lack of a sense of humor does increase the 1 in 6 chance or so that you're just a huge douchebag rather than a gimmick account. So, uh, congrats.

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What's going on with that wager? Wanna see if you're gonna get paid.

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No response yet. I'd be extremely suprised.

~Mike

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No, I guess I will not be getting paid off.

~Mike

[UnblinkingEye]

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do you care if people try to make conversation with you or do you just stare straight ahead? how much of your time is spent laughing or talking with customers?

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I have no problem at all, until they get totally wasted. I do not enjoy attempting to converse with people who are smashed drunk. Tipsy is hilarious though. I joke and laugh with the regulars alot, as it makes my job easier to have some past experiences on good terms dealing with them when the time comes to have an unpleasant one. I'm a bouncer, not a guard at Buckingham Palace.

~Mike