Your favorite NON-recurring Seinfeld character...

[chesspain]

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Gino and his Uncle Enzo, the barbers - "That Johnny Depp, he make me cry."

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I thought that this was one of the very worst episodes.

[PayTheSnucka]

Some oversights:

- The guy Elaine dates who gets all wrapped up in Desperado and Karl Farbman
- The guy George has a man crush on who gets into the rock climbing accident (Tony?)
- The serial killer at the airport who George fights for the magazing
- Brody - the guy who forces Jerry at gunpoint to bootleg movies

Best mentioned so far:

Alton Benes
Darren the Intern

[PayTheSnucka]

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The lieutenant who interrogates Kramer when he is being held for the "Smog Strangler" murders.

Kramer: "Can I talk to somebody?, can I just explain, your not letting me explain!"

Lt. Martel: I don't want any of your explanations Kramer!, sure I bet You've got a Million of Em, maybe your Mother didn't love you enough, maybe The Teacher Didn't call on you enough when ya had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants Huh, your a weed Kramer."

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The best part of that seen was as they let Kramer go when they realize that he wasn't the serial killer, he comes back to the detective and says "how'd you know about that guy in the park"?

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I'm free!
Cause the murderer struck again!! (Kramer twirls)

[Matt Williams]

Clint Howard was the Smog Strangler. He was hilarious in the cab that he shared w/ Jerry and George.

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Clint Howard was the Smog Strangler. He was hilarious in the cab that he shared w/ Jerry and George.

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That was funny. They got into a discussion about how much to tip a chamber maid. Jerry said something like $1 a day and then Clint Howard says a higher figure. Jerry says he got his figure from Ann Landers. Then comes this hilarious line from Clint:

"Oh, Ann Landers sucks!"

[Brian]

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Elaine's dad was great, surprised nobody mentioned him.

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Finally we have a winner.

"Hi I'm Jerry"
"So you're the funny man? We had a funny man with us in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that"
*awkward silence*

The best part about him was the stuff he did on the set of that episode. Watch the DVD bonus features. He apparantly tried to steal a butcher knife from Jerry's kitchen set. And then Kramer confronted him about it and the rest of the cast was like WTF?! and tried to stop him from saying anything to the guy. I guess he is just as intimidating in real life and the whole cast was scared shitless of him. They would have written him into more episodes because he was perfect for the part, but the director's were rightfully leery of the guy.

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Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a fagg0t, alright?

[PayTheSnucka]

Michael Chiclis' character who hosts the party in Long Island and then uses Jerry's apt. to party with a whore.

Littman's son "I'm a man!!"

Jodi the masseuse.

[prohornblower]

The degen from Texas at the airport who kept prop-betting Cosmopolitan Kramer. Not a great character, but a funny episode.

[RichGangi]

The Soup Nazi

[RichGangi]

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Also, Soup Nazi way overrated.

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How so?