SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)

[manupod]

life is sooooooooo [censored] good right now

1. up $4k in 7k hands this month
2. new girlie who is hot hot hot
3. just had an incredible birthday w/ some limo action
4. going to europe on tuesday for wpt and some travel

holllllllllllla

[urbanati]

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depends how you play urban

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Are you talking to me? What do you mean?

[Tickner]

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I'm gonna play 50k hands this week. Results to come.

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me thinks this no goot

[urbanati]

Standard stacking off against a 48/9/1?
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $200.00
CO: $184.40
Button: $274.55
urbanati: $186.00
BB: $81.70

Pre-flop: (5 players) urbanati is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $5</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">urbanati raises to $17</font>, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($36, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">urbanati bets $24</font>, CO calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($84, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">urbanati bets $65</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $142.4</font>, urbanati calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($368.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $368.8)


Results:
Final pot: $368.8
<font color="#ffffff">CO shows 10S10H </font>
<font color="#ffffff">urbanati shows QC AD </font>

[SirFelixCat]

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...my streak continues:

KK &lt; AA
KK &lt; AA
KK &lt; AA
KK &lt; AA
KK &lt; AA
KK &lt; AA
AA &lt; KK
AA &gt; QQ (halfstacker)
AA &lt; QQ



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KK &lt; AA (halfstack)


I'll continue posting until I have an AA &gt; KK or KK &gt; AA.

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I got ya beat this month me thinks...Here is lovely October!

Note to all FT 200NL players:

If you continue to get it in bad vs me, no worries, you'll get there, I PROMISE!









God help you [censored] when this doomswitch changes to my BOOMSWITCH.


And just for the record, I booked a $155 win after 2.5 hours of this crap in 1400 hands.

[Don Key E37]

Its 6am and I'm not stuck anymore so i can go to bed finally. + 450 or so on the day. I was just 5 tabling with 3 5/10 tables and 2 3/6 tables for a while then 2 5/10 tables with 3 2/4 tables. All cause I got owned heads up vs a complete donkey for like 1k at 200nl LOL. I really need to stick to 6 max I'm such a tilty donkey. lost 200 at 5 10 but did manage to make 1500 at 3 6 and 300 at 2 4 aside from losing my ak to a guys aq for 800 bucks. couple cool hands I'll post to lazy to convert. sorry orange but some of these are pretty cool. especially the first one I get smoked lol.



I make a terrible flop call, hit my gin card and pay for it big DOH! serious kick in the nuts here.

FullTiltPoker Game #3791402137: Table Calanda (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:34:20 ET - 2007/10/08
Seat 1: whutduzFMstand4 ($1,457.75)
Seat 2: Don Key E37 ($817)
Seat 3: liveandletdie22 ($2,440)
Seat 4: YouGotWorked ($922.50)
Seat 5: WeakestLinks ($1,229)
Seat 6: td8507 ($1,357)
liveandletdie22 posts the small blind of $5
YouGotWorked posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [5c 4c]
WeakestLinks raises to $35
td8507 folds
whutduzFMstand4 folds
Don Key E37 calls $35
liveandletdie22 calls $30
YouGotWorked has 15 seconds left to act
YouGotWorked folds
*** FLOP *** [7c Td 3d]
liveandletdie22 checks
WeakestLinks bets $90
Don Key E37 calls $90
liveandletdie22 folds
*** TURN *** [7c Td 3d] [6c]
WeakestLinks bets $220
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 has requested TIME
Don Key E37 raises to $692, and is all in
WeakestLinks calls $472
Don Key E37 shows [5c 4c]
WeakestLinks shows [8h 9h]
*** RIVER *** [7c Td 3d 6c] [5h]
Don Key E37 shows a straight, Seven high
WeakestLinks shows a straight, Ten high
WeakestLinks wins the pot ($1,676) with a straight, Ten high
Don Key E37 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,679 | Rake $3
Board: [7c Td 3d 6c 5h]
Seat 1: whutduzFMstand4 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Don Key E37 (button) showed [5c 4c] and lost with a straight, Seven high
Seat 3: liveandletdie22 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: YouGotWorked (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: WeakestLinks showed [8h 9h] and won ($1,676) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 6: td8507 didn't bet (folded)

ur adopted and ur parents dont really love u

FullTiltPoker Game #3791357372: Table Harris (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:19:29 ET - 2007/10/08
Seat 1: Don Key E37 ($838.80)
Seat 2: KimKJ ($160)
Seat 3: Pacuno ($416.50)
Seat 4: jballer88 ($400)
Seat 5: philhellmatt ($74.30)
Pacuno posts the small blind of $2
jballer88 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [As Kc]
philhellmatt folds
Don Key E37 raises to $14
vanburen44 sits down
vanburen44 adds $100
Pacuno has 15 seconds left to act
Pacuno raises to $50
jballer88 folds
Don Key E37 raises to $154
Pacuno has 15 seconds left to act
Pacuno raises to $416.50, and is all in
Don Key E37 calls $262.50
Pacuno shows [Qd Ah]
Don Key E37 shows [As Kc]
*** FLOP *** [8c Jc 9c]
*** TURN *** [8c Jc 9c] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [8c Jc 9c Qs] [4d]
Pacuno shows a pair of Queens
Don Key E37 shows Ace King high
Pacuno wins the pot ($835) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $837 | Rake $2
Board: [8c Jc 9c Qs 4d]
Seat 1: Don Key E37 (button) showed [As Kc] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 2: KimKJ is sitting out
Seat 3: Pacuno (small blind) showed [Qd Ah] and won ($835) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: jballer88 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: philhellmatt didn't bet (folded)

god damn it again

FullTiltPoker Game #3789960815: Table Able (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:53:41 ET - 2007/10/08
Seat 1: Don Key E37 ($255)
Seat 2: spotjr555 ($419.10)
Don Key E37 posts the small blind of $1
spotjr555 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Jc Qc]
Don Key E37 raises to $6
spotjr555 calls $4
*** FLOP *** [8s 9h 3h]
spotjr555 checks
Don Key E37 checks
*** TURN *** [8s 9h 3h] [Td]
spotjr555 bets $12
Don Key E37 raises to $37
spotjr555 raises to $413.10, and is all in
Don Key E37 calls $212, and is all in
spotjr555 shows [8d 8h]
Don Key E37 shows [Jc Qc]
Uncalled bet of $164.10 returned to spotjr555
*** RIVER *** [8s 9h 3h Td] [9s]
spotjr555 shows a full house, Eights full of Nines
Don Key E37 shows a straight, Queen high
spotjr555 wins the pot ($509.50) with a full house, Eights full of Nines
Don Key E37 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $510 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8s 9h 3h Td 9s]
Seat 1: Don Key E37 (small blind) showed [Jc Qc] and lost with a straight, Queen high
Seat 2: spotjr555 (big blind) showed [8d 8h] and won ($509.50) with a full house, Eights full of Nin


had a read, u cant bluff me donkey I dont fold lol

FullTiltPoker Game #3791248077: Table Zafra (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:44:44 ET - 2007/10/08
Seat 1: applsgirl ($1,450.80)
Seat 2: Javier Graucho ($601.15)
Seat 3: LostJames ($804)
Seat 4: FristSux ($764.25)
Seat 5: Nuzzy ($441)
Seat 6: Don Key E37 ($725.65)
Don Key E37 posts the small blind of $3
applsgirl posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Kc Ks]
Javier Graucho raises to $21
LostJames calls $21
FristSux folds
Nuzzy folds
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 raises to $90
applsgirl folds
Javier Graucho folds
LostJames calls $69
*** FLOP *** [Ah Qs 9c]
Don Key E37 checks
LostJames has 15 seconds left to act
LostJames bets $199
Don Key E37 calls $199
*** TURN *** [Ah Qs 9c] [Ad]
Don Key E37 checks
LostJames checks
*** RIVER *** [Ah Qs 9c Ad] [3d]
Don Key E37 checks
LostJames bets $436
Don Key E37 calls $436
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LostJames shows [Kd Td] a pair of Aces
Don Key E37 shows [Kc Ks] two pair, Aces and Kings
Don Key E37 wins the pot ($1,474) with two pair, Aces and Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,477 | Rake $3
Board: [Ah Qs 9c Ad 3d]
Seat 1: applsgirl (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Javier Graucho folded before the Flop
Seat 3: LostJames showed [Kd Td] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: FristSux didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Nuzzy (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Don Key E37 (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and won ($1,474) with two pair, Aces and Kings

SET!!

FullTiltPoker Game #3791270237: Table Beeline (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:51:39 ET - 2007/10/08
Seat 1: vpireslayer ($690.85)
Seat 2: liveandletdie22 ($600)
Seat 3: RonnieG11 ($495.85)
Seat 4: Enon ($1,527.70)
Seat 5: Don Key E37 ($844.10)
Seat 6: stud61901 ($470.60)
stud61901 posts the small blind of $3
vpireslayer posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [9c 9s]
RonnieG11 raises to $21
Enon folds
Don Key E37 raises to $72
stud61901 folds
vpireslayer folds
RonnieG11 calls $51
*** FLOP *** [3s 9h Tc]
RonnieG11 checks
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 bets $80
RonnieG11 calls $80
*** TURN *** [3s 9h Tc] [8h]
RonnieG11 checks
Don Key E37 has 15 seconds left to act
Don Key E37 bets $175
RonnieG11 calls $175
*** RIVER *** [3s 9h Tc 8h] [Kd]
RonnieG11 checks
Don Key E37 bets $199
RonnieG11 calls $168.85, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $30.15 returned to Don Key E37
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Don Key E37 shows [9c 9s] three of a kind, Nines
RonnieG11 mucks
Don Key E37 wins the pot ($997.70) with three of a kind, Nines
RonnieG11 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,000.70 | Rake $3
Board: [3s 9h Tc 8h Kd]
Seat 1: vpireslayer (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: liveandletdie22 is sitting out
Seat 3: RonnieG11 mucked [Jd 9d] - a pair of Nines
Seat 4: Enon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Don Key E37 (button) showed [9c 9s] and won ($997.70) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 6: stud61901 (small blind) folded before the Flop


RACE!!!!!!!! THIS GOT ME EVEN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ullTiltPoker Game #3791457726: Table Calanda (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:51:46 ET - 2007/10/08
Seat 1: whutduzFMstand4 ($1,232.75)
Seat 2: Don Key E37 ($915)
Seat 3: Legend ($200)
Seat 4: YouGotWorked ($1,375.50)
Seat 5: WeakestLinks ($2,023)
Seat 6: tbthanx ($920)
whutduzFMstand4 posts the small blind of $5
Don Key E37 posts the big blind of $10
5 seconds left to act
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Don Key E37 [Jh Jc]
YouGotWorked has 15 seconds left to act
YouGotWorked raises to $35
WeakestLinks folds
tbthanx folds
whutduzFMstand4 folds
Don Key E37 raises to $125
YouGotWorked raises to $1,375.50, and is all in
Don Key E37 calls $790, and is all in
YouGotWorked shows [Ah Ks]
Don Key E37 shows [Jh Jc]
Uncalled bet of $460.50 returned to YouGotWorked
*** FLOP *** [9c Tc Jd]
*** TURN *** [9c Tc Jd] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [9c Tc Jd 3h] [Ts]
YouGotWorked shows a pair of Tens
Don Key E37 shows a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Don Key E37 wins the pot ($1,832) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,835 | Rake $3
Board: [9c Tc Jd 3h Ts]
Seat 1: whutduzFMstand4 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Don Key E37 (big blind) showed [Jh Jc] and won ($1,832) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Seat 3: Legend is sitting out
Seat 4: YouGotWorked showed [Ah Ks] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: WeakestLinks didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: tbthanx (button) didn't bet (folded)

[ug45cwb]

Can anyone recommend a decent microphone for making poker vids? This logitech headset I bought from PC world is awful, uncomfortable and mic volume extremely low.

[rapidacid]

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Can anyone recommend a decent microphone for making poker vids? This logitech headset I bought from PC world is awful, uncomfortable and mic volume extremely low.

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In general I've found headset mic volumes to be low, so I'm interested as well.

[FGators]

So can someone help me out here (seriously)

Can I get a good labtop for like ~$800-900 that comes with a wireless card?

What are you all using?

Never bought a labtop before. Basically I'd just supe it up with PTracker and Betpot scripts and just use it for poker.

Help me out please.

If I get this I will start posting graphs like a few times a week (which is added incentive to help me pick one out ASAP).

[rapidacid]

FYI, the FTP wire cashout I requested on 8/16 has finally received a response. FTP says on 8/15, 8/16 &amp; 9/12 their payment processor broke or something &amp; wire transfers requested on those days should now be going through ... I got $25 from them for waiting almost two months for my cash.