***SSNL AUGUST LIFE THREAD PART 2 ***

[Jay Riall]

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WTF YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS SH*T JUST WALKED IN ON MY BROTHER HAVING A TOMMY TANK. [censored] SICK! THINK IT WAS BIGSAUSAGEPIZZA.COM LMAO

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Translation to english??

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WTF = what the [censored]

YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS [censored] = You can't write this [censored] (referencing Will's earlier post about his roomie walking in on him jerking off)

JUST WALKED IN ON MY BROTHER HAVING A TOMMY TANK = I just walked into my brother's room and he was pleasuring himself by means of curling his palm around his penis and moving it up and down to create friction until such time as he had ejaculated.

[censored] SICK! = How revoltingly repellant!

THINK IT WAS BIGSAUSAGEPIZZA.COM = I think it was a pornographic website wherein men pretend to be delivery boys, but actually have their penis stuck through the middle of the pizza. Upon finding said penis in the pizza the female recipents procees to fellate the 'big sausage' whilst covered in cheese and tomato.

LMAO = Laugh my ass off!

[Worm75]

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WTF YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS SH*T JUST WALKED IN ON MY BROTHER HAVING A TOMMY TANK. [censored] SICK! THINK IT WAS BIGSAUSAGEPIZZA.COM LMAO

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Translation to english??

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WTF = what the [censored]

YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS [censored] = You can't write this [censored] (referencing Will's earlier post about his roomie walking in on him jerking off)

JUST WALKED IN ON MY BROTHER HAVING A TOMMY TANK = I just walked into my brother's room and he was pleasuring himself by means of curling his palm around his penis and moving it up and down to create friction until such time as he had ejaculated.

[censored] SICK! = How revoltingly repellant!

THINK IT WAS BIGSAUSAGEPIZZA.COM = I think it was a pornographic website wherein men pretend to be delivery boys, but actually have their penis stuck through the middle of the pizza. Upon finding said penis in the pizza the female recipents procees to fellate the 'big sausage' whilst covered in cheese and tomato.

LMAO = Laugh my ass off!

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LMFAO...nh sir, I assumed this was the gist of your post, but some of the slang you throw out there sometimes throws me for a loop

[Worm75]

Orange, whats the over/under on how long the Tigers keep their starters in tonight??

Also lol, I happened to look at their schedule for this season, and I realize Les Miles was trying to fire up the Alumni and build some momentum for his team, but before you call out someones for the weakness of their schedule.....you might want to take a look at your own.

Some of the gems:

In their first 5 games, the Tigers play

Miss State (3-9)
Middle Tennesee(7-4, 4-7 in 2005)
Tulane(4-8, 2-9 in 2005)

Throw in a good ole beat down on Louisiana Tech(3-10 last season) at the end of the season, and ole Les sure has a lot of room to crow about how tough his schedule is.

And yes I understand how tough the SEC is week in and week out(From top to bottom by far the most Competitive/Talented, conference in the Country), but that was pretty funny.

USC on the other hand, has two legitimate gimmes on the schedule, Idaho(who was on the schedule only as a favor to former Trojan assistant Nick Holt. When he left they tried to get out of the contract.) and Stanford who pretty much just continue to suck balls, but are in the PAC-10 so you can't get away from them.

[Cue-Ball 66]

Like...does the life thread just totally rule nowadays or what?

Fat girls make me queasy, I can't even look at them. I seriously don't think I could get head from one drunk or not. Does this make me a bad person, oh lord?

PARTY TONIGHT! Haven't seen Claire in like, 4 days OMFG! It's gonna go offfffffffff.

[goofyballer]

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hey

1. the BWCA sucks when it rains and storms and you have 5 hour paddles and portages through mud and [censored]

2. girlfriend is ghandi. as in, no more. um...not sure how i feel. pretty bummed, to be honest. even though i was not exactly faithful (long distance [censored]). i was going to move out there in a couple months tho.

3. moving to a new place tomorrow. it's a big house- ok, not great. should i put the 40inch in my small room, or in the living room?

(the last thing is the real question, help me out)

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2. I was so looking forward to going to Lucky Chances with you!

3. Small room, get a bigger one for living room.

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Like...does the life thread just totally rule nowadays or what?

Fat girls make me queasy, I can't even look at them. I seriously don't think I could get head from one drunk or not. Does this make me a bad person, oh lord?

PARTY TONIGHT! Haven't seen Claire in like, 4 days OMFG! It's gonna go offfffffffff.

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And Ani's gonna be there, right? lolz.

[Jay Riall]

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WTF YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS SH*T JUST WALKED IN ON MY BROTHER HAVING A TOMMY TANK. [censored] SICK! THINK IT WAS BIGSAUSAGEPIZZA.COM LMAO

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Translation to english??

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WTF = what the [censored]

YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS [censored] = You can't write this [censored] (referencing Will's earlier post about his roomie walking in on him jerking off)

JUST WALKED IN ON MY BROTHER HAVING A TOMMY TANK = I just walked into my brother's room and he was pleasuring himself by means of curling his palm around his penis and moving it up and down to create friction until such time as he had ejaculated.

[censored] SICK! = How revoltingly repellant!

THINK IT WAS BIGSAUSAGEPIZZA.COM = I think it was a pornographic website wherein men pretend to be delivery boys, but actually have their penis stuck through the middle of the pizza. Upon finding said penis in the pizza the female recipents procees to fellate the 'big sausage' whilst covered in cheese and tomato.

LMAO = Laugh my ass off!

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LMFAO...nh sir, I assumed this was the gist of your post, but some of the slang you throw out there sometimes throws me for a loop

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Yeah I just threw 'Tommy Tank' in there to confused you all. If you are ever confused when an English person says something like this just think of the most obvious word that rhymes with the last word in the phrase.

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Oh, and thac, who's gonna do the Facebook breakup? That'll be awkward. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Cue-Ball 66]

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Like...does the life thread just totally rule nowadays or what?

Fat girls make me queasy, I can't even look at them. I seriously don't think I could get head from one drunk or not. Does this make me a bad person, oh lord?

PARTY TONIGHT! Haven't seen Claire in like, 4 days OMFG! It's gonna go offfffffffff.

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And Ani's gonna be there, right? lolz.

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Yeah but no doubt she'll be off getting drugged up and drunk in a corner somewhere, so she'll be easy to avoid.

[PartysOver]

thac plz post details about what happened/terms/conditions/etc ty

[thac]

Hahaha I was just going to, we just finished talking off and on throughout the day.

We decided that she's gonna move home for a week, and then she's gonna move back for a few nights to see if things are better, and if not, we're gonna end it for now. It's gonna be rough but the next week or so will give me time to adjust.