Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[moira]

FFS, that's it once and for all with my aspiration to learn HU poker. I simply don't have the patience and though I don't tend to tilt much at 6max, I tilt badly HU whenever I run bad and get sucked out on or outplayed. I don't see the point for HU anyway as long as one is able to find some good games - why deal with that variance and stuff?
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[aejones]

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opened stars at the perfect moment to see a 19 player waitlist (!) and then this hand and follow up comment which i thought was pretty funny

PokerStars Game #10044802431: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/05/22 - 04:21:21 (ET)
Table 'Mertona' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: gambler2k4 ($1996.25 in chips)
Seat 2: hit21hit ($1758.10 in chips)
Seat 3: Baller510 ($1484.05 in chips)
Seat 4: Lyric ($942 in chips)
Seat 5: redargoe ($6399.65 in chips)
Seat 6: aejones ($1227 in chips)
Baller510: posts small blind $5
Lyric: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
redargoe: folds
aejones: raises $20 to $30
gambler2k4: raises $59.95 to $89.95
hit21hit: folds
Baller510: folds
Lyric: folds
aejones: calls $59.95
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc 4c]
aejones: checks
gambler2k4: bets $129.95
aejones: calls $129.95
*** TURN *** [7c Tc 4c] [Qh]
aejones: checks
gambler2k4: checks
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc 4c Qh] [7d]
aejones: checks
gambler2k4: bets $399.95
aejones: raises $607.15 to $1007.10 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $607.15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aejones: shows [4s 3s] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
gambler2k4: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
gambler2k4 collected $2466 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2469 | Rake $3
Board [7c Tc 4c Qh 7d]
Seat 1: gambler2k4 showed [Ks Kh] and won ($2466) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 2: hit21hit (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Baller510 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Lyric (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: redargoe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: aejones showed [4s 3s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours


xorbie [observer]: aejones merged those ranges pretty good

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This is gold.

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When I did it, I thought "this is both pretty awful and pretty great at the same time."

Nah, mostly pretty awful.

[aejones]

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xorbie, do you make any money in poker anymore? or was it just that one heater?


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no and yes, respectively. holla. btw you could probably be a better poster/player if you didn't insist on trying to "outplay" everyone. i guess the huge calling station fish is gonna fold KK though, nh.

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14 hand sample told me he was a huge calling station fish?

was 13/9 nit over under 50 hands

and despite the spew, i'm still pretty decent! amazing what would happen if i stopped spewing and stopped getting setup!

[JKratzer]

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opened stars at the perfect moment to see a 19 player waitlist (!) and then this hand and follow up comment which i thought was pretty funny

PokerStars Game #10044802431: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/05/22 - 04:21:21 (ET)
Table 'Mertona' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: gambler2k4 ($1996.25 in chips)
Seat 2: hit21hit ($1758.10 in chips)
Seat 3: Baller510 ($1484.05 in chips)
Seat 4: Lyric ($942 in chips)
Seat 5: redargoe ($6399.65 in chips)
Seat 6: aejones ($1227 in chips)
Baller510: posts small blind $5
Lyric: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
redargoe: folds
aejones: raises $20 to $30
gambler2k4: raises $59.95 to $89.95
hit21hit: folds
Baller510: folds
Lyric: folds
aejones: calls $59.95
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc 4c]
aejones: checks
gambler2k4: bets $129.95
aejones: calls $129.95
*** TURN *** [7c Tc 4c] [Qh]
aejones: checks
gambler2k4: checks
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc 4c Qh] [7d]
aejones: checks
gambler2k4: bets $399.95
aejones: raises $607.15 to $1007.10 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $607.15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aejones: shows [4s 3s] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
gambler2k4: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
gambler2k4 collected $2466 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2469 | Rake $3
Board [7c Tc 4c Qh 7d]
Seat 1: gambler2k4 showed [Ks Kh] and won ($2466) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 2: hit21hit (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Baller510 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Lyric (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: redargoe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: aejones showed [4s 3s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours


xorbie [observer]: aejones merged those ranges pretty good

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This is gold.

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When I did it, I thought "this is both pretty awful and pretty great at the same time."

pretty great as long as someone posts it in the msnl monthly thread.

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[jalexand42]

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xorbie, do you make any money in poker anymore? or was it just that one heater?


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no and yes, respectively. holla. btw you could probably be a better poster/player if you didn't insist on trying to "outplay" everyone. i guess the huge calling station fish is gonna fold KK though, nh.

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14 hand sample told me he was a huge calling station fish?

was 13/9 nit over under 50 hands

and despite the spew, i'm still pretty decent! amazing what would happen if i stopped spewing and stopped getting setup!

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Does your junk get sore from letting it hang out all the time?

[aejones]

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xorbie, do you make any money in poker anymore? or was it just that one heater?


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no and yes, respectively. holla. btw you could probably be a better poster/player if you didn't insist on trying to "outplay" everyone. i guess the huge calling station fish is gonna fold KK though, nh.

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14 hand sample told me he was a huge calling station fish?

was 13/9 nit over under 50 hands

and despite the spew, i'm still pretty decent! amazing what would happen if i stopped spewing and stopped getting setup!

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Does your junk get sore from letting it hang out all the time?

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i don't get it

[Fight Club]

I want to move some money around, I need it on Party. Thanks for your time.

[nadical]

ae will you marry me?

[EC10]

ugh -10k after 3000 hands of 3/6, 5/10 and 10/20 today

some running bad but a lot of trying to win every pot and never having anything therefore just spewing wildly

gayyyyyyyyyy

[TheWorstPlayer]

i was -8k after 2500 hands of 3/6, 5/10 and 10/20. now, after 3000 hands, i'm back to even. well, that was fun.