Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[DerekJCEX]

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Had my best night of the year. +19 buyins at 5/10NL. Might be a personal best in terms of buyins. Thanks Poker Gods.

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gj congrats

[DonkBluffer]

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just wanted to chime in and say that you guys are all trading monies with each other

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yea so what are we going to do about it? I suggest everyone beside me and the fish quit.

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win game of chicken, or quit, or you're just a little better than a blackjack pro...dark times

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or go sylar on cts

[HedonismBot]

opened stars at the perfect moment to see a 19 player waitlist (!) and then this hand and follow up comment which i thought was pretty funny

PokerStars Game #10044802431: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/05/22 - 04:21:21 (ET)
Table 'Mertona' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: gambler2k4 ($1996.25 in chips)
Seat 2: hit21hit ($1758.10 in chips)
Seat 3: Baller510 ($1484.05 in chips)
Seat 4: Lyric ($942 in chips)
Seat 5: redargoe ($6399.65 in chips)
Seat 6: aejones ($1227 in chips)
Baller510: posts small blind $5
Lyric: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
redargoe: folds
aejones: raises $20 to $30
gambler2k4: raises $59.95 to $89.95
hit21hit: folds
Baller510: folds
Lyric: folds
aejones: calls $59.95
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc 4c]
aejones: checks
gambler2k4: bets $129.95
aejones: calls $129.95
*** TURN *** [7c Tc 4c] [Qh]
aejones: checks
gambler2k4: checks
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc 4c Qh] [7d]
aejones: checks
gambler2k4: bets $399.95
aejones: raises $607.15 to $1007.10 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $607.15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aejones: shows [4s 3s] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
gambler2k4: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
gambler2k4 collected $2466 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2469 | Rake $3
Board [7c Tc 4c Qh 7d]
Seat 1: gambler2k4 showed [Ks Kh] and won ($2466) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 2: hit21hit (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Baller510 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Lyric (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: redargoe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: aejones showed [4s 3s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours


xorbie [observer]: aejones merged those ranges pretty good

[DLizzle]

ahah so pwned

[Bigmoney]

gawd, that douchebag who trolls aba's blog is [censored] annoying

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Weee 2k bet with Cole, Billy, and Dan that I don't smoke a cigarette in the next 30 days. GL me

[aejones]

Jesus there are a lot of really terrible regs at 5-10 on Stars.

Also, everyone is amazing preflop! They all get all in every hand, it's great!

They're all really terrible postflop, but it doesn't matter! They get it all in preflop! Problem solved!

[DJ Sensei]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2482933743: Table St Annes - $5/$10 Ante $1 - Limit Seven Card Stud Hi/Lo - 6:41:46 ET - 2007/05/22
Seat 3: Niscist ($543.50)
Seat 4: derdings ($281.50)
Seat 6: DJ Sensei ($1,025.50)
Seat 7: shebeast ($221.50)
DJ Sensei antes $1
shebeast antes $1
Niscist antes $1
derdings antes $1
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to Niscist [Th]
Dealt to derdings [9s]
Dealt to DJ Sensei [6h 8h] [As]
Dealt to shebeast [3s]
shebeast is low with [3s]
shebeast brings in for $1.50
Niscist folds
derdings folds
DJ Sensei completes it to $5
shebeast calls $3.50
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [6h 8h As] [3d]
Dealt to shebeast [3s] [Kd]
DJ Sensei bets $5
shebeast calls $5
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [6h 8h As 3d] [9c]
Dealt to shebeast [3s Kd] [7c]
DJ Sensei checks
shebeast bets $10
DJ Sensei raises to $20
shebeast calls $10
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [6h 8h As 3d 9c] [5s]
Dealt to shebeast [3s Kd 7c] [3c]
shebeast checks
DJ Sensei bets $10
shebeast calls $10
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [6h 8h As 3d 9c 5s] [Tc]
shebeast checks
DJ Sensei checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DJ Sensei shows [Tc 8h As 3d 9c 5s 6h] (Ace Ten high)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
(8,6,5,3,A)
shebeast shows [Jc 4s 3s Kd 7c 3c 4d] (two pair, Fours and Threes)
shebeast wins the high pot ($41) with two pair, Fours and Threes
DJ Sensei wins the low pot ($41) with 8,6,5,3,A
The game is now $5/$10 Limit Hold'em
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $84 | Rake $2
Seat 3: Niscist folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: derdings folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: DJ Sensei showed [Tc 8h As 3d 9c 5s 6h] and won ($41) with HI: Ace Ten high; LO: 8,6,5,3,A
Seat 7: shebeast showed [Jc 4s 3s Kd 7c 3c 4d] and won ($41) with HI: two pair, Fours and Threes

sick 5th street checkraise, low stakes HORSE is sweet

[BobboFitos]

wow villain sucks there. i dont like your 5th street c/r as well, id stay in the lead. your board is better then his, he's been passive, a ton of guys peel light for 1 and if they dont catch perfect, they fold. the 7 isnt a blank, it sometmes gives them 4 to a low, but if they pair them they're generally AT BEST 3to a low w/ 7s and a kicker facing you w/ 4to a low+pair or 2pair/no shot at low/calling down to split.

also it's generally futile but based on action you have half the pot, i norm throw a big bet in the case they fold their high since they have open 3s on board and you obv cant win half of it.

id c/r 5th if you have a made low and can get them to pay 2 to draw vs them for half when they're often drawing near dead in one. (ie yu caught a 4)

Hey, NLH players can play stud, too!

[HedonismBot]

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wow villain sucks there. i dont like your 5th street c/r as well, id stay in the lead. your board is better then his, he's been passive, a ton of guys peel light for 1 and if they dont catch perfect, they fold. the 7 isnt a blank, it sometmes gives them 4 to a low, but if they pair them they're generally AT BEST 3to a low w/ 7s and a kicker facing you w/ 4to a low+pair or 2pair/no shot at low/calling down to split.

also it's generally futile but based on action you have half the pot, i norm throw a big bet in the case they fold their high since they have open 3s on board and you obv cant win half of it.

id c/r 5th if you have a made low and can get them to pay 2 to draw vs them for half when they're often drawing near dead in one. (ie yu caught a 4)

Hey, NLH players can play stud, too!

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but why the hell would they?