**Official uNL Microbrew thread: August**

[DontTiltMe]

Hey off topic.

Anyone going to the Irish open, 4-6 october i believe, 115 Euro buy-in i think.

Sorry poor speelling, drunk ftw. could be cool to go with someone. I'm leaving from Denmark fwiw.

[DontTiltMe]

But seriously. If someone from Dublin wanna host me, i'll return the favor for a tourney here. PM me

[nukewell]

so sik

check out this misclick against 80/50 fish

i had fh house on another table

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

MP ($22.70)
Hero ($28.75)
SB ($13.90)
BB ($9.90)
UTG ($6.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.10, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $22.7 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $28.75 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG folds.

Flop: ($51.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>
.

Turn: ($51.70) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($51.70) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $51.70

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP has 4c 3h (one pair, sevens).
Hero has Jd 3s (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $28.87. MP wins $22.82. </font>

still laughing

[Micro Donk]

should i continue with the session i just started?

after stuff like this tilts me for no reason:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $10.35
BB: $7.25
UTG: $8.45
BTN: $11.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG calls $0.10, BTN calls $0.10, Hero calls $0.05, BB checks

Flop: ($0.40) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BB bets $0.10</font>, UTG calls $0.10, BTN calls $0.10, Hero calls $0.10

Turn: ($0.80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BB bets $0.10</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $0.60</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $1.10</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.50

River: ($3.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, BTN checks

Pot Size: $3.10 ($0.15 Rake)

UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$1.65)
BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$1.30)

then i had to chop A6 with AK on AA65 board when they were slowplaying me major...

not a good sign, maybe i should abort...

[blackice781]

if SSDEX gets to brag, then surely i do too...

august.

[tehDiceman]

lol jokerstars. berate me please.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.05 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

<u>Hero (SB): $9.93</u>
<u>BB: $11.65</u>
UTG: $7.84
CO: $6.09
BTN: $6.73

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.05, CO folds, BTN calls $0.05, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.30</font>, BB calls $0.25, UTG calls $0.25, BTN folds

Flop: ($0.95) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 (3 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BB bets $0.55</font>, UTG calls $0.55, Hero calls $0.55

Turn: ($2.60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 A (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2.00</font>, BB calls $2.00, UTG folds

River: ($6.60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 A T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4.75</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $8.80</font>, Hero calls all-in for $2.33
Uncalled bet of $1.72 returned to BB

Pot Size: $20.76 ($1 Rake)

BB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 (a straight, Ace to Five) and WON (+$9.83)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$9.93)


ridiculous...

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.05 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

<u>SB: $5.77</u>
BB: $2.17
UTG: $6.75
MP: $4.67
<u>Hero (CO): $9.72</u>
BTN: $1.46

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.20</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $0.18, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to Hero

Flop: ($0.45) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $0.30</font>, SB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.05) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($1.05) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.50</font>, Hero calls $0.50

Pot Size: $2.05 ($0.10 Rake)

SB had T Q (a full house, Queens full of Tens) and WON (+$0.95)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T and LOST (-$1.00)

[BevillTheDevil]

lol black 29k hands in 10 days thats my typical month.

[Micro Donk]

ugh weekends are like 10x more difficult then weekdays

[Learning]

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[jonyy6788]

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ugh weekends are like 10x more difficult then weekdays

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somebody doesn't understand variance