SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)

[Clever Nickname]

Kids these days have no respect for the semi-bluff.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $190
UTG: $259.30
CO: $211.50
Hero (BTN): $214.55
SB: $234.30

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7</font>, SB calls $6, BB folds

Flop: ($16) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $28</font>, Hero calls $14

Turn: ($72) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $179.55 and is All-In</font>, SB snap-calls $129.55

River: ($431.10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $431.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (Ace King high) and LOST (-$214.55 NET)
SB showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and WON $428.10 (+$213.55 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $248.45
Hero (CO): $199.05
BTN: $97.70
SB: $68
BB: $140.40
UTG: $234

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $12</font>, SB calls $11, BB folds, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($38) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $26</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $116</font>, BTN calls $59.70 and is All-In

Turn: ($209.40) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($209.40) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $209.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$97.70 NET)
BTN showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Threes) and WON $206.40 (+$108.70 NET)

[thac]

[censored] THE JAGUARS IM TILTING AT A FEW TABELS

[Double Eagle]

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Double Eagle reminds me of me like 7 months ago. Found LAG play, ran like god, then ran awful, was still considered good for some unknown reason, then kinda disappears for a while and then comes back ballin.


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Pretty sure thats where your analogy falls apart.

[ofishstix]

just made a huge fold 300bb deep after running sooooo [censored] all session. i have yet to eat dinner becuase i was rostuckoing but im quitting. endof sesh hand so im only down 1k!

PokerStars Game #12789837783: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/10/22 - 22:37:40 (ET)
Table 'Rosalia II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: ofishstix ($317.50 in chips)
Seat 3: SONY888 ($590.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Weak Tite ($206 in chips)
Seat 5: SobraoBoY ($251.55 in chips)
Seat 6: waveball ($280.20 in chips)
SONY888: posts small blind $1
Weak Tite: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [4d Td]
SobraoBoY: raises $6 to $8
waveball: folds
ofishstix: calls $8
SONY888: calls $7
Weak Tite: folds
*** FLOP *** [4s 6d Qh]
SONY888: checks
SobraoBoY: bets $16
ofishstix: calls $16
SONY888: folds
*** TURN *** [4s 6d Qh] [Kh]
SobraoBoY: bets $38
ofishstix: calls $38
*** RIVER *** [4s 6d Qh Kh] [Ts]
SobraoBoY: checks
ofishstix: bets $255.50 and is all-in
SobraoBoY: calls $189.55 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ofishstix: shows [4d Td] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
SobraoBoY: mucks hand
ofishstix collected $511.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $513.10 | Rake $2
Board [4s 6d Qh Kh Ts]
Seat 2: ofishstix (button) showed [4d Td] and won ($511.10) with two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 3: SONY888 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Weak Tite (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: SobraoBoY mucked [Ad Ah]
Seat 6: waveball folded before Flop (didn't bet)



first losing day of the month [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[nuggetz87]

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Double Eagle reminds me of me like 7 months ago. Found LAG play, ran like god, then ran awful, was still considered good for some unknown reason, then kinda disappears for a while and then comes back ballin.


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Pretty sure thats where your analogy falls apart.

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[Double Eagle]

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Double Eagle reminds me of me like 7 months ago. Found LAG play, ran like god, then ran awful, was still considered good for some unknown reason, then kinda disappears for a while and then comes back ballin.


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Pretty sure thats where your analogy falls apart.

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LOL touche

[nuggetz87]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[Xanta]

[censored] poker. Played so [censored] god awful today, tilted like a [censored] ape and decided that 8 tabling (usually 6table) for 3000 hands (never gone beyond 2k) was a GREAT [censored] IDEA

HERE ARE SOME FUN HANDS, KIDS, ENJOY RIPPING MY PLAY TO SHREDS BECAUSE I [censored] SUCK

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HAND #1
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This was the last hand of the session, so [censored] pissed that I didn't even notice me and this ULTRA TRICKY 2+2 SMALL STAKES GOD were 175bb deep or I would have bet the turn

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $176.91
BB: $60.19
Hero (BTN): $202.88

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $14.50</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $10.50

Flop: ($30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $22</font>, Hero calls $22

Turn: ($74) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($74) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $50.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $164</font>, SB calls $89.91 and is All-In

Results: $354.82 Pot
SB showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $353.82 (+$176.91 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON $23.59 (-$153.32 NET)
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HAND #2
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Again, lol at my turn check, jesus christ I suck. Oh yeah, villain [censored] slowrolled me on the river.

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $78.81
Hero (CO): $96.53
BTN: $21.26
SB: $94.18
BB: $25.21
UTG: $132.21

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10</font>, 3 folds, MP calls $7

Flop: ($21.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, MP calls $12

Turn: ($45.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero checks

River: ($45.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $20</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $74.53 and is All-In</font>, MP calls $36.81 and is All-In

Results: $159.12 Pot
MP showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight flush, King high) and WON $155.62 (+$76.81 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $17.72 (-$61.09 NET)

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HAND #3
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If you slowplay, they'll never see it coming. What the christ was I thinking. Not that it mattered here.
Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $189.39
SB: $110.66
BB: $12.38
UTG: $35

UTG posts $1
Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5</font>, SB calls $4.50, <font color="red">BB raises to $12.38 and is All-In</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls $7.38, SB calls $7.38

Flop: ($38.14) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($38.14) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $22</font>, SB calls $22

River: ($82.14) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)
<font color="red">SB bets $76.28 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $76.28

Results: $234.70 Pot ($2.50 Rake)
Hero showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Sixes full of Fours) and LOST (-$110.66 NET)
SB showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Fours) and WON $232.20 (+$121.54 NET)
BB mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$12.38 NET)

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HAND #4
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LDO, seems the rule is if I ever hand 2nd nuts I'm getting instastacked
Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $107.71
Hero (BTN): $146.79
SB: $100.97
BB: $97
UTG: $201.29

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls $1, CO calls $1, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, SB calls $5.50, 2 folds, CO calls $5

Flop: ($20) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $35</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $140.79 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $59.97 and is All-In

Turn: ($209.94) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($209.94) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $209.94 Pot ($2.50 Rake)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$100.97 NET)
SB showed J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight Nine to King) and WON $207.44 (+$106.47 NET)


Never been so [censored] tilted in my life. Gonna go jerk off and cry.

[ajmargarine]

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Double Eagle reminds me of me like 7 months ago. Found LAG play, ran like god, then ran awful, was still considered good for some unknown reason, then kinda disappears for a while and then comes back ballin.


Or something like that, terp is probably closer! but terp is 6'5. I mean, who can compare to that.

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It seems just like yesterday that terp was showing me his NL50 call downs over AIM.

*sniffle*

they grow up so fast these days.

[Keyser.]

lol, in all the above hands you should be putting money in when you're checking, and not putting money in when you're betting/raising. i think ur doing it wrong