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Old 10-10-2007, 03:34 PM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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TBP > txredman imo
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:35 PM
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OP, if you don't live in Orlando, have sun-bleached hair and wear polo shirts that extend past your knees, you should consider hanging up the jorts.

Also, if you were offered a mindless data-entry job that pays TWICE as much as this job, why the [censored] would you take this one?

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Cause a different temp agency offered me it the day before and i havent gone to the interview yet cause the temp agency that offered me it is sending my resume, wpm, test results, etc. and i wanted to mooch the money from the training from this job cause training is usually insanely easy and free money

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Do you live in Orlando?

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No, Miami. Why do you keep asking that?
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:35 PM
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No 21 year old says "water off a duck's back"

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21 year old poets do.

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This made me laugh so hard I cried
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:36 PM
TheBigPicture TheBigPicture is offline
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Dude,

I'm still waiting on the poem .....

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I spit that real [censored] like immortal technique
But I aint here to talk about bush or the shieks
Your +aces+ are your best in your deck of friends
but the +kings+ are the ones who will get you endz
The +queens+ are the ones you take back to your castle
when you're the +jack of clubs+ it ain't no hassle
Everybody wants that +dime+ piece, that perfect 10
Cause once you get it, you +straight+ till the end
I got a liquid flow like a super soaker
But to me life is one big game of poker
get money stack chips, take em from jokers
then turn around and hawk stocks to brokers
Im having a revelation, as I write this
It will be your salvation, it goes just like this
When the fight time comes, aces don't run, they'd rather live life and die by the gun
heres the punch line, mo'[censored] its crunch time, everybody tryna get they +cake+ in god's lunch line

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That's better than anything I could have possibly imagined.

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Your reponse to this poem shows me that you are a judgemental bandwagon moron like 90% of the people who responded to this post.
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:38 PM
Tony_P Tony_P is offline
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omg, bigpicture, stop it I am gonna die laughing
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:38 PM
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Seriously, this is the first time in ages that I've cried with laughter on OOT. I wish to thank you for that.
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:39 PM
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lol OP, I know who you are
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:40 PM
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omg, bigpicture, stop it I am gonna die laughing

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What is so funny? your pathetic middle to upper class rich suburb existance in new york, or how you like to tell people you are from new york as if you live in harlem?
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:41 PM
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lol OP, I know who you are

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It doesn't take a rocket scientist.... or a rap conissuer... I'm just waiting for NT! to find a reason to ban me for making a post that made people laugh.
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:41 PM
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When my boss asks me why I didn't get any work done today, I'm going to send him the link to this thread.
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