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#101
08-13-2007, 01:21 AM
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Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
Okay, I just got home and I see a lot of questions and a couple of damned good ideas.
[ QUOTE ] seriously though... that morning, when you were getting that rim job.. boner? [/ QUOTE ] Absolutely. I was asleep and something was licking me all over down there. It's a very [censored] strange thing to wake up to, though. Going from being half-conscious and getting head to suddenly waking up and realizing it's your dog down there really destroys the moment. [ QUOTE ] who's better? GF or Dog. [/ QUOTE ] GF, obviously. The dog can't suck. [ QUOTE ] I would be eternally grateful if you would call up your state senator, explain the situation, and record it i know the interns have to research the daily calls and get back to you. this would be awesome if for nothing else than the message on your answering machine [/ QUOTE ] Awesome. Really we could all make calls to our senators, local humane society, etc. and see who can come up with the best response. I'm in Ohio. [ QUOTE ] a video of him standing across the room, pulling down his pants and having the dog run over and go after his package would be enough. he could or course edit the video in such a way so that his package wasn't being shown. or he could have a model stand in. o ya, i only want it if the dog will do this at the site of any [censored], not just yours. [/ QUOTE ] Blueman, 10k for the dog? Really? Since you're throwing in that last stipulation, I guess I'll have to see if one of friends is willing to give this a shot. [ QUOTE ] srsly, if you arent going to call the agency/senators office, at least give someone on the forum your state etc, and let one of us complain and tape it. [/ QUOTE ] This is a great idea and I think anyone who is good at this sort of thing should give it a shot. It could be [censored] awesome. Again, I'm in Ohio. [ QUOTE ] What breed of dog is this? I'm a little surprised no one has asked yet. [/ QUOTE ] Mastiff/something mix. Some say lab, some say ridgeback. He weighs just under 100 pounds. Here's a pic:  He was named Clifford when I got him. I guess I'm going to stick with that name. [ QUOTE ] The real question is have you told your girlfriend about the doghead and poochrimjob? [/ QUOTE ] She thinks it's hilarious that this bothers me at all. It's kind of disturbing. 
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#103
08-13-2007, 02:20 AM
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Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
OP, what did it feel like.
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#104
08-13-2007, 04:20 AM
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Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
Clifford the [censored] Licker
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#106
08-13-2007, 05:26 AM
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Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
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[ QUOTE ] Our family used to have a kennel, a quarantine, and a pet shop for years, and owned many dogs of our own as well. In the countless hundreds of dogs we saw come our way, we never saw this once. Dog is definitely not "just another dog doing doggy stuff." [/ QUOTE ] Of coarse your family has never seen this before, they probably did not run these operations with their [censored] and balls hanging out. [/ QUOTE ] LMAO at this line!
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#107
08-13-2007, 05:53 AM
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#109
08-13-2007, 09:53 AM
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Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
If anyone is in line for a title change, it's blueman.
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