Worst Poker Player on 2+2

[PwnedDonk]

marty_palin

[luckbox666]

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I'm going to have to say Jeffrey Dahmer.

Stay in school.

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[PwnedDonk]

love how Jeffrey responds to every single post so far saying how bad he is, but then doesn't reply to any of the numerous replies actually challenging him HU4ABSOROLLZ


tool

[FoxwoodsRounder]

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lol

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i dont post here much, but i'm always reading, and that was some high quality degenerative stuff right there....5 star thread, will read again....

[Suiteness]

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Hello to all who said I am the worst. I would like to play you on Absolute. PM me or shut the hell up.

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lol

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Oh dear, I nearly pee'd my pants laughing while reading this. Top quality stuff, I'm surprised BBV hasn't ripped that one to shreds yet.

[LionelHutz00]

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Catcher3333



PokerStars Game #10321903790: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/06/07 - 18:57:38 (ET)
Table 'Elvira IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: gambler2k4 ($1157.60 in chips)
Seat 3: catcher3333 ($434 in chips)
Seat 4: antikiller1 ($402 in chips)
Seat 5: Marnixvdb ($432 in chips)
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom ($970.90 in chips)
antikiller1: posts small blind $2
Marnixvdb: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Marnixvdb [Ks Kc]
wwwBTHEREcom: folds
gambler2k4: folds
catcher3333: raises $4 to $8
antikiller1: folds
Marnixvdb: raises $20 to $28
catcher3333: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4d 3s]
Marnixvdb: bets $25
catcher3333: raises $25 to $50
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $75
catcher3333: raises $25 to $100
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $125
catcher3333: raises $25 to $150
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $175
catcher3333: raises $25 to $200
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $225
catcher3333: raises $25 to $250
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $275
catcher3333: raises $25 to $300
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $325
catcher3333: raises $25 to $350
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $375
catcher3333: raises $25 to $400
Marnixvdb: raises $4 to $404 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $4
*** TURN *** [Kh 4d 3s] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4d 3s Ac] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Marnixvdb: shows [Ks Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
catcher3333: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
catcher3333 collected $864 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $866 | Rake $2
Board [Kh 4d 3s Ac Jd]
Seat 2: gambler2k4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: catcher3333 (button) showed [As Ah] and won ($864) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: antikiller1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Marnixvdb (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Catcher is my hero.

[ADK]

hmm was expecting to see fgators name first

[Dids]

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No love for <font color="green"><u>Dids</u></font>?

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Have I ever demonstrated being bad at poker?

HINT: NO. I [censored] rule. I'm a winning player over a non meaningful sample size at every limit where I have more than like 1K hands.

[LuckyLloyd]

What about the borderline mental case SILLY GOOSER?

Eventhough he "C A N N O T B E T I L T E D"

[catcher193]

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Catcher3333



PokerStars Game #10321903790: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/06/07 - 18:57:38 (ET)
Table 'Elvira IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: gambler2k4 ($1157.60 in chips)
Seat 3: catcher3333 ($434 in chips)
Seat 4: antikiller1 ($402 in chips)
Seat 5: Marnixvdb ($432 in chips)
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom ($970.90 in chips)
antikiller1: posts small blind $2
Marnixvdb: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Marnixvdb [Ks Kc]
wwwBTHEREcom: folds
gambler2k4: folds
catcher3333: raises $4 to $8
antikiller1: folds
Marnixvdb: raises $20 to $28
catcher3333: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4d 3s]
Marnixvdb: bets $25
catcher3333: raises $25 to $50
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $75
catcher3333: raises $25 to $100
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $125
catcher3333: raises $25 to $150
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $175
catcher3333: raises $25 to $200
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $225
catcher3333: raises $25 to $250
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $275
catcher3333: raises $25 to $300
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $325
catcher3333: raises $25 to $350
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $375
catcher3333: raises $25 to $400
Marnixvdb: raises $4 to $404 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $4
*** TURN *** [Kh 4d 3s] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4d 3s Ac] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Marnixvdb: shows [Ks Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
catcher3333: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
catcher3333 collected $864 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $866 | Rake $2
Board [Kh 4d 3s Ac Jd]
Seat 2: gambler2k4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: catcher3333 (button) showed [As Ah] and won ($864) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: antikiller1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Marnixvdb (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Catcher is my hero.

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pretty sure this is my favorite hand for a number of reasons. lolz