Only the Punchline

[adsman]

"He says he knows you from somewhere, dear."

[feelixthegreek]

Here's three race-based punch lines:

"Will the defendant please rise?"
"There's skid marks in front of the dog."
"She drops her nail file."

Here's a plain gross one:

"Getting the diaper back on."

Here's a sick one:

"The last three guys left her in the tree."

Whoever posted "I can see your house from here" stole my all-time favorite.

[Patton4]

"A black man's penis"

[Los Feliz Slim]

Actually, it says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day."

[SlackerMcFly]

"And one is a cunning little runt."

[slothinator]

"I would sir, but I doubt there is enough room in my ass for another potato."

[TomE.]

"..no, no...that's just some ice cream."

[NicksDad1970]

"Now you're f'd"

[DrewDevil]

The bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

[slothinator]

"...and third, I'm not messing with anybody who can eat that much ice cream!".