ballermobile + freshman girl = pwn?

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oh, and if you ask this girl out, she will reject you.

[The.Accountant]

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Also dude, you are older, you have a cool car, USE THESE TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

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thanks jiggy, i really appreciate it.

wouldn't bragging about having an 07 audi be really desperate sounding though? how would you use this to your advantage?
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sure. turn gay i guess? that chat log actually looked like a joke. you are a joke.

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it was a joke, that was the whole point. i wanted to make her laugh..

is the conversation funny? could it have worked better on another type of girl or one who i've talked to about nipples more extensively?

I know when I told the bs dance story to one girl she couldn't stop laughing..i thought it was gold

[Lurker.]

from the view of a teenage girl, the conversation is not funny, it's just creepy. don't ask this girl out. I REPEAT. do NOT ask this girl out (not that you'd have the stones to anyway).

[The.Accountant]

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me (9:25:24 PM): but obv xxxhates me :-(
her (9:25:41 PM): i dont

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Probably the best news in the whole damn thing.

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sadly i agree

[skiier04]

WTF, that AIM convo was horrible.

You probably blew it.

[Jiggymike]

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from the view of a teenage girl, the conversation is not funny, it's just creepy. don't ask this girl out. I REPEAT. do NOT ask this girl out (not that you'd have the stones to anyway).

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Why because she'll say no? Then it's a freebie. Unless she maces him for asking her out then why not?

OK I read through it again and you started out being kind of funny and then you just lost it BAD. Honestly "You wanna take a ride in my Audi?" would have sounded better than a lot of the other stuff you said. There is a chance that she still thinks you are some goofy, fun guy and not a huge creep, waiting will just make things worse for you. Just ask her out like I said earlier. And don't bring up your car directly, tell her you can pick her up, see how easy that is?

And listen to CPHoya in the future.

[4ObliVioN4]

The last few comments by The Accountant (including the AIM convo) have ruined any chance I have of believing this. No way this is true, we're definitely being leveled/gimmicked to death.

[The.Accountant]

i was really pissed at myself when i closed that aim window, but now that I thought about it, I am freerolling.

I have absolutely nothing to lose with this girl (or really any girl). I'll probably bust out and lose, but if I get lucky, I may become the next jamie [censored] gold.

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the offer of 350 a hour coaching is still out there.....

[CalledDownLight]

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the offer of 350 a hour coaching is still out there.....

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Go back to $700/hr. I think it would be a bargain and great investment for him after that aim convo.