You know you play too much poker if...

[dchz]

well i can't top anything in this thread

but the day before yesterday, i didn't sleep at all,

so yesterday when i was in class, i shut my eyes and all i could think about is raising

and the next thing i know i shouted out "ALL IN" in class...

and i fell asleep thinking i actually raised him out of a pot with nothing

[thepizzlefosho]

done so many things in this thread its not funny.

Used the term "leveled" last week and got a (live) lol from three people who thought I meant leveled as in demolishing a house. I just kept going like that is what I meant the whole time.

Also last night at pub trivia one of the topics was poker and everyone in my 8-person team immediately yelled out my name and handed me the answer sheet.

[EvanJC]

vivid poker dreams =(

[Merlinius]

Don't know if other Europeans among you do this as well but I mix up the term Euros and Dollars regularly (I'm from Europe). Whenever I talk about a price, I always say "it's 3 Dollars" instead of 3 Euros...

[zmigsthatkid]

[ QUOTE ]
Playing poker all day.

Dreaming about poker all night.*

* And I don't mean sexy dreams about winning in the Big Game to the adulation of your peers and the admiring glances of women. No, I mean ceaseless, pointless dreams about cards turning over again and again and again, to no discernable end and with no discernable outcome.

[/ QUOTE ]

omg im glad im not the only one

[zmigsthatkid]

[ QUOTE ]
When I'm on mushrooms, I literally see the world as a poker table.

me: guys, lets smoke more weed (bet)
MP: I dunno, I'm pretty [censored] (fold)
CO: I'll smoke it if you roll it (call)
BB: [censored]-it lets do coke (raise)

or...

gf: you should have called me today, why didn't you call? (bet)
me: I sent you a text message this morning... (call)

**Dealing turn**

gf: yeah but you didn't call me all day (bet)
me: you were at school all day, and you had no idea when you were going to be done, how could I know when to call you, doesn't it make sence if you just call me??? (raise)
gf: no, you should be thinking about me and just call + hope I pick up (re-raise)
me: ugh... *hangs up* (folds)

Joke's on her b/c I still scooped the pot

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talk about a nightmare

[Merlinius]

... you make a potsize raise in an ebay auction to steal the pot.

[I dunno]

[ QUOTE ]
You try and postpone the sexual advances from your girl until your done with your tournament. Causing missed oppertunities at the good stuff.

[/ QUOTE ]

[dashman]

You shuffle quarters or other various change in your pocket, the 4 times a year I actually have change that is(I always pay by card)

[mertzo]

You go to church, and find yourself listening to awesome storys evolving around Patrick Antonius.