Sick Baller (Chump?) Story from the Bahamas... WITH A GIRL

[Gildwulf]

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Good story, Mcgill boys always get the prime tail.

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[adanthar]

A++, would read and laugh at again

[Gildwulf]

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i actually have a somewhat funny bahamas story i can add (its funny we are all telling these stories like two months after)

so i was playing 2/4nl one night (i guess they figured we were a bunch of internet players so they better spread 2/4 instead of 2/5, but it just ended up being really annoying with lots of white chips involved). i was drinking a bit, and at one point went to get another drink.

i walked by the 25/50 uncapped table where ansky was playing, and obviously everyone there was taking the game pretty seriously as it was a big game. there was this pokerstars advertisement set up on a tripod stand right by the game, and as i walked by i sort of kicked it and it started to fall over.

as it fell over, i went to catch it with my hand holding my almost-empty drink, and proceeded to spray my drink all over the 25/50 table, including a bit on ansky and a LOT on this one dude's shirt and pants. i also failed to catch the sign, so it toppled over banging into the chair of one of the guys sitting at the table. as i realized there was nothing i could do, i just sort of stopped and watched in horror as an entire 25/50 table stopped and stared at the mayhem i had caused.

it was a mess. i ended up going and getting some seltzer water and a towel for the dude i had spilled a drink all over, and he just sort of steamed as i apologized profusely. all the while ansky is just sort of sitting there shaking his head at me in disappointment.

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rooooofl classic

[gol4pro]

would deffo read again.

[schwah]

hahaha awesome

[NajdorfDefense]

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TWP is 100% right though, for future reference.

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Ya, it was very disappointing hearing how it went down. Here he is with this awesome wingman. He separates the prey from the pack. He is provided by an awesome excuse to leave the premises alone. And he retreats to the safety of the crowds. Very sad. Nothing ventured - nothing gained.

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Good thing is, there's a million more girls just like her but hotter.

[fluffpop62]

i LOVED this story!! i hope you write more TRs!

[Slap My Jack]

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Then one of the chicks says something to the effect of me not wanting to fork up the 20 bucks for the extra cab fare.

<font color="red"> This enrages me. </font>

I really don't know what inspired me, but I lost it when she said that, so I decide to whip out my 10k wad of hundos sitting in my front pocket. I tear off the rubber band and wave the 10k in the girls faces and just yell out, "DO YOU THINK I GIVE TWO [censored] [censored] ABOUT 20 DOLLARS? DO YOU?!?!?!"


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[IWEARGOGGLES]

Ansky,

Going to MC?

Everyone else,

Going to MC?

[Ansky]

yes