Jokes so bad they are funny

[dmisfh1]

What's the difference between a blond and a plane?








Not everyone's been on a plane.

[diebitter]

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What's the difference between a blond and a plane?








Not everyone's been on a plane.

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Alternative: It's hard to get at the black box on a plane.

[Yo_Respek]

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What's the difference between a blond and a plane?








Not everyone's been on a plane.

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Alternative: It's hard to get at the black box on a plane.

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Alternative: The cockpit on the plane is sometimes empty

[Yo_Respek]

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What's the difference between a blond and a plane?








Not everyone's been on a plane.

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Alternative: It's hard to get at the black box on a plane.

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Alternative: The cockpit on the plane is sometimes empty

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Alternative: The cockpit on the plane makes warning sounds when there is danger

[Bizot]

Man who walks through airport metaldector sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who goes to bed with sex on the mind wakes up with solution in hand.

[Bizot]

What do you call a blonde with pigtails?


A [censored] with handle bars

[als33]

Three blondes are stranded on a desert island. They find a magic lamp buried in the sand and when they rub it, a genie comes out. The genie says, "Well, normally I give three wishes to the person who found me, but since there's three of you, you can each have one wish." First blonde says, "I want to be smart enough to get off the island." Poof, genie turns her into a redhead and she swims off the island. Second blonde says, "I want to be even smarter than her to get off the island." Poof, genie turns her into a brunette, and she builds a boat out of some trees and sails off the island. Third blonde says, "I want to be smarter than the both of them to get off the island." Poof, genie turns her into a man and she takes the bridge.

[blutarski]

A string walks into a bar.

The bartender says "We don't serve strings here."

The string leaves, then returns five minutes later, fuzzy and with a bulge in its middle.

The bartender says "Hey, aren't you a string?!"

"Nope," the string says, "A frayed knot."

[Vertical Taco]

What's green and has wheels?


















Grass...........



















I lied about the wheels.

[blutarski]

What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?






Nothing, she's been told twice.