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Yes, I agree 14 14.00%
No, I disagree 86 86.00%
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:16 AM
drexah drexah is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

1. what positions did you switch off, were they both just lying down on their backs or did you do it like a champ and have em line up doggy style and switch up back and forth.

2. where did you bust? the only beat to this story would busting in the condom, but still...so sick

3. how hot were these chicks really, pics??? both shaved?

4. knowing that they are bi/lesbos, you should know (from porno obv) they love butthole action. dont let us down next time...
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:18 AM
TStoneMBD TStoneMBD is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

im glad you admitted to them being 5s way after the inital post because if i knew they were only 5s while reading, i wouldnt have been able to pop this enormous boner.
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:33 AM
surfinillini surfinillini is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

prabs,

nice

(also pics pleeze?)
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  #104  
Old 02-23-2007, 12:57 AM
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obv a fake story- no such friend exists in RL

"i'm tired" lol i've heard better i'll pass on head excuses.
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Old 02-23-2007, 02:00 AM
Lord_Strife Lord_Strife is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

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Nation -- excellent work. F the haters who are disappointed that the chicks were chubby 5/10's. It's still a threesome and one that doesn't sound awkward or a letdown.

Gold star.

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When threesomes are concerned, you add the two numbers, right? 10/10!

Maybe the friend couldn't do just one of them? Meh, I'd hit it, nice job, anal next time shipppppit
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Old 02-23-2007, 02:08 AM
geormiet geormiet is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

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nation,

How fat were they?

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god this made me laugh.

Honest question: During the act (or leading up to it), were you ever thinking, "I can't wait to post a tr on 2p2!?
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Old 02-23-2007, 02:46 AM
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

Variance: Friend now expects a BJ from Nation
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:08 AM
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I've banged a hot latvian chick while her husband watched. But good story. Congrats.

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Old 02-23-2007, 04:12 AM
MegaFossil MegaFossil is offline
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you're right 5^2 = 25 which is > 10

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I like mine more. You're implying that 2 3's = 1 9. I'm guessing the 9 would be better.

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This system works perfectly b/c it proves that even if you have like five 1s, it's still only a 1, b/c 1^5 = 1
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:21 AM
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

I think a more accurate rating system in this situation would be Score1+Score2-number of girls. 5+5-2 = 8.

Thoughts?

Mentioned earlier, three 3's shouldn't be that high. Doesn't 6 sound fair?
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