Jokes that push the envelope

[mouseman]

What the best thing about 8 year old boys?

Your dick looks so big in their hands <font color="white"> </font>

[Gamblor]

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whats the one thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Better version:

What's better than silver medal at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.



What's better than gold medal at the special olympics?


ICE CREAM!

[kevbo]

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?

A: Kick her!


Q: How can you tell when your girl is faking her orgasm?

A: Who cares.


A man escapes from a prison where he has been jailed for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too"

[kevbo]

[Barfunkel]

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

<font color="white">None, feminists won't ever change anything.
</font>

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Or:

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

<font color="white">THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
</font>

[Black Aces 518]

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One white man and two black men, what do you call the white man?
Victim.

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Also, one white man, five black men, what do you call the white man?
Coach.

One white man, ten black men, what do you call the white man?
Quarterback

One white man, 1000 black men, what do you call the white man?
Warden

[oyesmoreofthis]

why dont you throw a rock at a mexican on a bicycle?

it might be your bicycle.

why dont you throw a rock at a n****r on a bicycle?

it might be your n****r.

did you know that tiger woods and michael jordan both had the same nickname in highschool? ("what was it?")

n****r

[Golden_Rhino]

What did the black guy get for his birthday?

<font color="white"> your bike</font>

[garion888]

What did the black boy with diarrhea say?

<font color="white"> OH NO! I'M MELTING!!</font>

[thirddan]

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What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
Getting her back in the wheelchair.

A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car. He says sure, but only if she'll blow him. She reluctantly agrees and gets down on her knees. She unzips his fly and starts approaching him. As she approaches, she smells a terrible smell and says "Yuck, Dad, you smell like [censored]!" "Oh right!" her dad responds "Your brother already has the car!"

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haha, best of the thread so far imo...definitely funny, definitely on the border...