Most Quotable Moive EVA!!!!!!!!

[SEABEAST]

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The big lebowski because around 90% of the dialogue in the entire movie is quotable.

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lol yes, seriously i have probably literally quoted or referenced 90% of the dialogue in this movie at some point. i can't believe no-one said TBL for the first 25 replies. It's #1 imo, most of the others have 4-5 overworked common quotes but that's all

[stinkypete]

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In recent years, Anchorman and Napoleon Dynamite are up there.

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Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.


Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

[DrewDevil]

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I am not going to repeat all the other popular movies............... here is a real quotable one not mentioned previously:



Jack Walsh: Now here come two words for you: Shut the f*ck up.


Jonathan Mardukas: You two are the dumbest bounty hunters I have ever seen! You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk!


Jonathan Mardukas: No, I don't have to do better than that, because it's the truth, I can't fly: I suffer from aviaphobia.
Jack Walsh: What does that mean?
Jonathan Mardukas: It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.
Jack Walsh: I'll tell you what: if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from "fistophobia".

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Duke: How much money do we have left?

[Walsh drops some change on the counter]

Duke: That's it? We're starving and you're buying cigarettes?

Walsh: I need these. You have... whatever you're going to have, and I'll have this.

Waitress: Can I take your order?

Walsh: Coffee, please.

Duke: How much is coffee?

Waitress: 53 cents.

Duke: How much is tea?

Waitress: 53 cents.

Duke: I'll have tea.

Waitress: Okay, and our breakfast special today is chorizo and eggs...

Duke: Chorizo and eggs? What is that, please?

Waitress: It's a spicy Mexican sausage, and it comes with scrambled eggs, toast, and hash browns...

Walsh: We won't be having that today, thank you.

[Duke stares off into space, starving]

Walsh: Look, Jon, in 10 minutes it will be 9 o-clock, we'll go to the Western Union office, pick up our money, and you can have anything you want.

Duke: Chorizo and eggs?

[ScottieK]

After watching MNF last night and their interviews with Sylvester Stallone, I thought the Rocky series would be fitting for this thread.

"Yo Adrian!"
"If he dies, he dies."
"And you better get that bad look off your face before I knock it off."
"I've retired more men than Social Security!"
"Come Thanksgiving, I'm gonna drop him like a bad habit."
"You can't win!"
"Women weaken legs!"

And a million others I don't have the time to type up right now.

ScottieK

[swede123]

Obviously comedies rule this. My nomination would be the jerk. Some of the best lines are more than simple one-liners but if memorized and delivered correctly the "all I need is this thermos" joke is priceless.

Swede

[grandgnu]

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Obviously comedies rule this. My nomination would be the jerk. Some of the best lines are more than simple one-liners but if memorized and delivered correctly the "all I need is this thermos" joke is priceless.

Swede

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What about any Rodney Dangerfield movie? I don't get no respect!

[Slow Play Ray]

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big lebowski 4tw

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i can't believe it took until the 2nd page for this. clear winner in my eyes.

"dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature - asian-american, please"

[TonyDanza]

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Quotes I use from A Few Good Men.

KP: "That's it? That's the plan?"
TC: "That's the plan!"
KP: "How you gonna' do it?"
TC: "I have no idea."

"Markinsons gone, there is no Markinson."

"Hal? Well, you see there was a blow out...and...Hal."

"We'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back."

"Dave, you seem distraught."

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A few others:

"Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school."
"I'm gonna rip out your eyes, and piss into your dead skull! You [censored] with the wrong Marine!"

"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection." "Overruled." "Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider."

Col. Jessep: So how is your dad, Danny?
Kaffee: He passed away seven years ago, sir.
Col. Jessep: Don't I feel like the [censored] [censored]?
Kaffee: Not at all sir.

"What do you wanna discuss now? My favorite color?"

"I'm sure you don't have a good excuse, so I won't force you to come up with a bad one."

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a [censored] from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by."

"You don't even *know* me. Ordinarily it takes someone *hours* to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense. "

"So this is what a courtroom looks like."

[ScottieK]

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Obviously comedies rule this. My nomination would be the jerk. Some of the best lines are more than simple one-liners but if memorized and delivered correctly the "all I need is this thermos" joke is priceless.

Swede

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What about any Rodney Dangerfield movie? I don't get no respect!



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"So what? So let's dance!"
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup!....Oh, but it looks good on you though!"
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?"
"This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

And that's from just one very quoteable movie. Good pick!

ScottieK

[DrewDevil]

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Quotes I use from A Few Good Men.

KP: "That's it? That's the plan?"
TC: "That's the plan!"
KP: "How you gonna' do it?"
TC: "I have no idea."

"Markinsons gone, there is no Markinson."

"Hal? Well, you see there was a blow out...and...Hal."

"We'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back."

"Dave, you seem distraught."

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A few others:

"Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school."
"I'm gonna rip out your eyes, and piss into your dead skull! You [censored] with the wrong Marine!"

"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection." "Overruled." "Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider."

Col. Jessep: So how is your dad, Danny?
Kaffee: He passed away seven years ago, sir.
Col. Jessep: Don't I feel like the [censored] [censored]?
Kaffee: Not at all sir.

"What do you wanna discuss now? My favorite color?"

"I'm sure you don't have a good excuse, so I won't force you to come up with a bad one."

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a [censored] from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by."

"You don't even *know* me. Ordinarily it takes someone *hours* to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense. "

"So this is what a courtroom looks like."

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"Sherby doesn't think the navy still hangs people from yardarms."

And this one I use all the time with my wife:

"I've done something wrong again, haven't I."