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Very hot.. how can you NOT bang it? You probably are 1) Gay or 2) Have small penis [/ QUOTE ]I REALLY don't want to pull a Gavin Griffen for the sake of my ego, but i will to prove it. Pretty sure I'm not gay. I was holding back a poop and i didn't want anything to slip during intercourse, also i felt kinda suspicious. |
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Pretty sure I'm not gay. [/ QUOTE ]lol [ QUOTE ] I was holding back a poop and i didn't want anything to slip during intercourse [/ QUOTE ] worst excuse ever? it's an old ass porn star/"model"...she wouldn't care |
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worst excuse ever? it's an old ass porn star/"model"...she wouldn't care [/ QUOTE ] I agree with that being the worst excuse ever. She probably would eat it too. |
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dirty sanchez
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[ QUOTE ] Very hot.. how can you NOT bang it? You probably are 1) Gay or 2) Have small penis [/ QUOTE ]I REALLY don't want to pull a Gavin Griffen for the sake of my ego, but i will to prove it. Pretty sure I'm not gay. I was holding back a poop and i didn't want anything to slip during intercourse, also i felt kinda suspicious. [/ QUOTE ] George Costanza already used this line with Tatiana. Ever heard of a Cleveland Steamer? |
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i saw her naked, no penis. [/ QUOTE ] you or her? |
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how did you get the pictures taken of both of you at the same time? Did you ask some guy to take a picture of you making out with a 40 year old woman? [/ QUOTE ] wtf, this issue seriously throws the credibility of the post into jeopardy. i hope its true for our collective sake, but addressing this would make it a lot easier to, em, swallow. EDIT: didn't notice "her and her friend". if the friend is taking pictures of you making out with her, she wants you too. |
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how did you get the pictures taken of both of you at the same time? Did you ask some guy to take a picture of you making out with a 40 year old woman? [/ QUOTE ] You obviously have poor reading comprehension. Also, to OP, its better if you just relax and don't grab her face. |
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i CANNOT BELIEVE you didn't seal the deal.
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Dude she wanted to bang you to prove young men still want her. You should have made her feel good about herself [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Funny thing is though, 90% of these people would puss out even though they talk big about takin her to the bathroom and [censored]. But c'mon man, its poor form that you didn't take that opporunity. Atleast consider skippin your flight and takin her out (even if its all a formality to bang later). Great story and thanks for pics. Oh, and no you don't have a "look", that is woman speak for "I want your nuts." |
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