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Old 11-27-2006, 11:45 PM
Will. Will. is offline
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Default Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)

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Very hot.. how can you NOT bang it?
You probably are

1) Gay
or
2) Have small penis

[/ QUOTE ]I REALLY don't want to pull a Gavin Griffen for the sake of my ego, but i will to prove it. Pretty sure I'm not gay. I was holding back a poop and i didn't want anything to slip during intercourse, also i felt kinda suspicious.
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Old 11-27-2006, 11:49 PM
Gary Stevenson Gary Stevenson is offline
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Default Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)

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Pretty sure I'm not gay.

[/ QUOTE ]lol

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I was holding back a poop and i didn't want anything to slip during intercourse

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worst excuse ever? it's an old ass porn star/"model"...she wouldn't care
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Old 11-27-2006, 11:52 PM
Mythra Mythra is offline
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Default Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)

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worst excuse ever? it's an old ass porn star/"model"...she wouldn't care

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I agree with that being the worst excuse ever.
She probably would eat it too.
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Old 11-27-2006, 11:54 PM
Grasshopp3r Grasshopp3r is offline
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Default Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)

dirty sanchez
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Old 11-28-2006, 12:09 AM
imsobroke imsobroke is offline
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Default Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)

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Very hot.. how can you NOT bang it?
You probably are

1) Gay
or
2) Have small penis

[/ QUOTE ]I REALLY don't want to pull a Gavin Griffen for the sake of my ego, but i will to prove it. Pretty sure I'm not gay. I was holding back a poop and i didn't want anything to slip during intercourse, also i felt kinda suspicious.

[/ QUOTE ]

George Costanza already used this line with Tatiana.

Ever heard of a Cleveland Steamer?
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Old 11-28-2006, 12:22 AM
igetjokes igetjokes is offline
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Default Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)

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i saw her naked, no penis.

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you or her?
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Old 11-28-2006, 12:48 AM
Gamblor Gamblor is offline
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Default Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)

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how did you get the pictures taken of both of you at the same time?

Did you ask some guy to take a picture of you making out with a 40 year old woman?

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wtf, this issue seriously throws the credibility of the post into jeopardy.

i hope its true for our collective sake, but addressing this would make it a lot easier to, em, swallow.

EDIT: didn't notice "her and her friend".

if the friend is taking pictures of you making out with her, she wants you too.
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Old 11-28-2006, 12:52 AM
Evenkeal Evenkeal is offline
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Default Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)

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how did you get the pictures taken of both of you at the same time?

Did you ask some guy to take a picture of you making out with a 40 year old woman?

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You obviously have poor reading comprehension.

Also, to OP, its better if you just relax and don't grab her face.
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Old 11-28-2006, 12:56 AM
Dementia Dementia is offline
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i CANNOT BELIEVE you didn't seal the deal.
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Old 11-28-2006, 01:33 AM
CHAx CHAx is offline
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Default Re: I was told this was BBV quality...(maybe nsfw)

OP:

Dude she wanted to bang you to prove young men still want her. You should have made her feel good about herself [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


Funny thing is though, 90% of these people would puss out even though they talk big about takin her to the bathroom and [censored]. But c'mon man, its poor form that you didn't take that opporunity. Atleast consider skippin your flight and takin her out (even if its all a formality to bang later).

Great story and thanks for pics. Oh, and no you don't have a "look", that is woman speak for "I want your nuts."
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