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Old 08-15-2006, 05:49 PM
Chingaling Chingaling is offline
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Where is the guy that said he would fight him?

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Good question.. He isnt responding to Pm either
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:49 PM
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-$500,000
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  #103  
Old 08-15-2006, 05:49 PM
Dan BRIGHT Dan BRIGHT is offline
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maybe u wuldnt lose so much monie if u wurnt such a tite nit

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Maybe I wudnt lose as mani monies if I wuznt distracted by ur moms head bobbing up n down in my lap

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this is not 155 IQ humor.

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spake 4 urself zarathurtra
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:50 PM
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Default Re: cliff notes

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maybe u wuldnt lose so much monie if u wurnt such a tite nit

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Maybe I wudnt lose as mani monies if I wuznt distracted by ur moms head bobbing up n down in my lap

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this is not 155 IQ humor.

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Wrong. Someone with a 155 IQ knows that you would ASSUME this is not 155 IQ humor, thus he out-maneuvers your assumptions with at least third or fourth-level thinking and drops this 6th grade humor on you.

However, we must remember that if this is 6th grade humor, it's actually like 3rd or 4th grade humor for OP, who rocketed through school on the strength of his oversized intellect.
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:52 PM
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Do you know what the best bit was? When he said he lost, like, half a million dollars. Waaaaaaaaaaa
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:54 PM
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Default Re: cliff notes

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Where is the guy that said he would fight him?

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i challenge op to a slap fight

if he declines, then an iq fight, but slap fight is more fun and would actually be a challenge
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:56 PM
Chingaling Chingaling is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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Chingaling do you have some more photos of yourself? Just so we dont think you just took the photo off a random web page. Maybe a more recent photo so we can see your new biceps?

Thanks,

Dean

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I dont really take SHIRTLESS photos often.. But for credence, I will post a pic of me and girl..

Erything I said is true..

Including the challenges.. Why cant one of you step up to the plate?

Also, my face is fat in this pic as I had some wicked water retention from a Tesosterone and Deca cycle.

Its thinner now.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2..._2006/yeee.jpg
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:59 PM
CamelZoo CamelZoo is offline
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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Chingaling do you have some more photos of yourself? Just so we dont think you just took the photo off a random web page. Maybe a more recent photo so we can see your new biceps?

Thanks,

Dean

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I dont really take SHIRTLESS photos often.. But for credence, I will post a pic of me and girl..

Erything I said is true..

Including the challenges.. Why cant one of you step up to the plate?

Also, my face is fat in this pic as I had some wicked water retention from a Tesosterone and Deca cycle.

Its thinner now.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2..._2006/yeee.jpg

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you know what they say about guys on testosterone and deca cycles...
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Old 08-15-2006, 05:59 PM
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

Talladega Nights
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:00 PM
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Default Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

"Next hand I played, I had AA, flop is A35 rainbow, it was 3 bet preflop, I gotta put him on ak, or a smaller set, Capped flop, turn is 9, capped turn, River is k, He has 24 of clubs, he 3 bet preflop with 24 and flopped a str8.. AWESOME"

My favorite. Because somehow when you 3-bet preflop and they call, they can ONLY have AK, 33 or 55. Sick, bro.
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