Cover Letter / Resume Hilarity

[DrewDevil]

About sentence fragments.

[Dids]

On the plus side, she's got exp doing a producer, which I assume is pretty key.

[EscapePlan9]

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LOL

[jjshabado]

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1992-1993 -Colorist Diploma Coloring School “Color Club For Hair”, Toronto, Ont. Canada

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I think I'm going to go there for graduate school.

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I didn't read the whole thread, so maybe this has been pointed out already, but this is clearly a fraud. If it were real it would be the: Colourist Diploma Colouring School “Colour Club For Hair”

[NajdorfDefense]

# "Graduated in the top 66% of my class."

# "Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis."

# "Special skills: I've got a Ph.D. in human feelings."

# "My contributions on product launches were based on dreams that I had."

# "Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years."

# "Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president's girlfriend could steal my job."

# "Previous experience: Self-employed -- a fiasco."

# "I like slipping and sliding around behind the counter and controlling the temperature of the food."

# "Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."

# "Reason for leaving last job: Bounty hunting was outlaw in my state."

# "My ruthlessness terrorized the competition and can sometimes offend."

# "Typing Speed: 756 wpm."

# "Objectives: 10-year goal: Total obliteration of sales and federal income taxes and tax laws."

# "Frequent Lecturer: Largest Audience: 1,351. Standing Ovations: 5. Number of Audience Questions: 30."

# "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."

# "Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math."

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/resume.shtml