GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[Evenkeal]

Am I missing an nth level thinking here? Why are others praising so highly what just happens to be other popular songs with the lyrics changed to reflect popular 2+2 jokes? Last time I checked those people got laughed at.

[Actual God]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

here to shake up the world...

grim he's something like a phenomenon,
foldin flips and dropping the dramabombs
y'all BBVers can't go to sleep -
cuz Grim keeps - shovin' ace queen with his pajamas on.
he keepin', all three monitors on,
watchin' porn and trying a condom on,
postin', whenever the comp is on
clicking like "click cla click" -
grim's particularly clicky
when it comes to 25-50,
BLD heads up, please kiss me, lips please.
when the 5K flips two-sixey,
sign off, pop the pimplies quickly!
cuz grimstarr rocks the pimp scars
(slams down mic)

[chopstick]

The top two are definitely Roswell and Shortline99 at this point in time.

[Actual God]

i don't need a stringent dad, i need astringent, dad.







inspired by Jay-Z's "i'm not a businessman, i'm a business, man"

[Boredom]

I made it into a full-fledged chorus for Grim's next single:

[ QUOTE ]
i don't need a stringent dad, i need astringent, dad.
I don't need to clear a mil, I need Clearasil.
I don't need to stack new change, I need Acutane.

I don't need to go back on flips, I need Proactiv.






[/ QUOTE ]

[Somebody]

Yo GRIMSTARR

WHAT UP IN DA BITCHFATCUNTTTIES?

[blackjack777]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

His name is Grimstar and and you know him well,
Just don't get too close cause of his stanky-ass smell.

He thinks he's a balla but and has lots of toys,
But on his harddrive are pics of naked boys.

His goes on tilt and he loses a mil,
Then cries in the dark with his vagasil.

When he loses his roll he begs like a mooch,
Those that know him think he's a total douche.


Sorry for taking that 40 seconds of your life.

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
Now let me tell you why Grim really ain't no Star
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
Face like a burn victim and his breath smells like tar
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
Rollin' in a piece-of-shit second-hand car
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
Nigga never even seen the inside of a bar
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
In the game of life, no he never gonna get far
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

C.R.E.A.M.
Cash rules everything around grim
No time for hoes, monies more important for him
At least that's what he tells himself
Every other night at the dorm
His only friend poker books on the shelf
And some fuckin' hentai porn

Yeah, that's the Friday night of our boy
(Log-in,
Un-zip,
No-flips-for-Grim!)
EM2, Bld and h@ll play him like a toy
(Lube-up,
Flesh-light,
And-dip-that-dick!)

Losin' third world countries in a session is standard, whut?
Movin' in with AQ-high everyday on any flop, whut?
Gettin' stacked with JJ cause an overpair is the nuts, whut?
Soon, this chump will only flip the pies at Pizza Hut

[Roswell]

So, did I win the contest? Plz xfer $50 to Roswell on Stars. k thx bye.

[Sponger.]

This thread is incredible. Nice work everyone.