How many pokerooms cheat? [modnote: read the OP]

[Chump Change]

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original rant replaced by the following Casinomeister post:

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By calling it conspiracy theory you are implying that the probability that most pokerooms do not cheat, is almost 100%.

Your reply verifies my arguments that you forum owners are anxious to defend the reputation of online casinos and try to cover up dangerous posts and shout the mouth of those who want to expose the truth.

What "it was found" happening at Absolute is what keeps happening in all pokerooms. If it wasnt, I would play poker now instead of writing in the forums. This focusing on absolute alone implies there is no cheating elsewhere.

You will not stop the uncovering of the truth so easily. Ban me from both casinomeister and 2+2. It is a piece of cake for me to appear on greek television and be the No1 famous in Greece. The only thing I have to do is give a photocopy of my book to about 20 journalists, scientists, stc. This book reveals the reason of ageing and how to defeat it. Also, it has solved almost all the questions of physics. And I will not forget to mention the cheating of online casinos and your role in it. I have chosen not to become famous so far, for many reasons, but I think I will decide to do so sooner or later as I feel the duty to reveal my knowledge. You know where I live. I am not scared about my life because I trust God will save me. Why? Because last time my life was in danger, I shouted with all my strength and the 5.9 richter earthquake of 1999 in Athens happened.

The cheating of the casinos has really pissed me of. 5% rake should be enough for them. But no, they had to take every last penny of poor people. Some of them commited suicide. You think I will let you get away with this?
You think you have power hah? So did Hitler had power. Look at how the Law of Justice reversed the situation. God reveled the secret of the atomic bomb to the Americans. Actually, it was again the Law of Justice that gave Hitler and Germany the power they got, in the first place. He was imprisoned and kept taking orders. Germany had suffered a lot of injustice because by the other nations before the war.

The power of a nuclear bomb is a speck compared to the power of a saint. No, I am not a saint yet, but I know the way to become one.

You think I am nuts? Why should I care you think so? I wouldnt be affected even if the whole world says I am nuts. Your wise "principle of majority" crusified Christ.

So far you stubburn people, I have had enough with you. I dont care if I never post again in your forums.

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How many bad beats do you need to suffer through before your brain finally snaps like this?

10, 20?

[apefish]

Awesome- we get to guess again?

okay... this time I'll take Suck It Trebek.

This is my favorite thread in ages. I know we've had some awesome dramabombs lately but this is my favorite.


also... OP- I'll swap poker lessons for your book. I don't coach much but I'm guessing you don't really write much so it sounds fair to me.

[frostbrn]

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what did I win?

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brilliant post, congratulations.

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This needs more love. I lol'd for a solid 30 seconds.

[El_Hombre_Grande]

Dude, you are getting seriously sidetracked with this "poker is rigged" biz. Why would a guy on his way to sainthood, no 1 famous person in Greece, the future reverser of all aging and first flying human care about getting sucked out on the river? I know bad beats suck and no one wants to get cheated, but really, go back to doing holy (censored) and learning to fly.

PS: I think the suckouts might be the Devil, anyway.

[apefish]

Dammit I was on the verge of getting a copy of the book until you pointed all of this out.

Now no way will he want to swap.

Thanks. There goes my chance at sainthood.

[The once and future king]

OP.

Genuine question.

How long till you can win at any given poker site even though they are all rigged. I assume saintly powers> mere mortal cheating.

All the saints I know are winning players, for some reason they all play on absolute.

[El_Hombre_Grande]

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Dammit I was on the verge of getting a copy of the book until you pointed all of this out.

Now no way will he want to swap.

Thanks. There goes my chance at sainthood.

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No. If the Christ has any sense of humor, you'll do just fine with on Judgement Day because of your devotion to the $Texas quote. And of course, the perfect one has a perfect sense of humor. Its gold, and God knows that.

[fringsrache]

oh noes...why did i waste my time reading this...

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please lock this thread and ban OP.

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Yeah srsly, wtf?

[hennnerz]

yikes wtf